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Author Topic: Life Begins At Death - Epilogue: We Live And Live Again  (Read 562479 times)

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #4050 on: April 14, 2013, 11:44:52 am »

((True dat, Harry. I died to Imagination-Bernie-Soul-Crusher.))
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #4051 on: April 14, 2013, 12:19:32 pm »

In some ruins in the middle of the woods...

Mark decides to ask Bernie for some new buddies to abuse!

[Nonverbal communication roll: 6]

He even plays out a little show of it all right in front of him, becoming unusually expressive in the process! At the end of it, Bernie looks less than impressed.

"Got a powerful necromantic spellbook, genius?"

Mark shows his book of bindings. Bernie looks at it and laughs.

"No, no. What you're showing me is a piece of shit. I said 'spellbook'. I understand how you have to work with what you know, but there is a time and place for that, and this isn't it. Now get."

Mark, not really in the mood to retort, just goes off to look for a road out of here. He wanders around for an hour until he finds something. And that something is indeed a road.

But not just any road. This looks more like a highway, truth be told. Great stuff, he must say.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #4052 on: April 14, 2013, 12:21:38 pm »

((Reading back through, only four out of the eleven dead were abominations/soul jars/non-archetypal creations by their second death. That is a lot less than I expected.))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #4053 on: April 14, 2013, 12:43:17 pm »

((True dat, Harry. I died to Imagination-Bernie-Soul-Crusher.))
((I died to those Dang Nabpies. Anyone up for revengence? Or at least a search party?))
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #4054 on: April 14, 2013, 01:02:27 pm »

((True dat, Harry. I died to Imagination-Bernie-Soul-Crusher.))
((I died to those Dang Nabpies. Anyone up for revengence? Or at least a search party?))
((Against those monstrosities? No no no no.))
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #4055 on: April 14, 2013, 06:07:50 pm »

get the others and lead them to the highway
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« Reply #4056 on: April 15, 2013, 10:08:04 am »

what ever happened to bernies sister?

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path Of Dreams
« Reply #4057 on: April 15, 2013, 02:43:40 pm »

Next to a highway of some kind...

Mark quickly scampers back to the group and informs them of the existence of the nearby highway!

[Nonverbal communication roll: 5]

"Ah, a highway? Well, lead the way, minion."

Mark, appropriately prompted, does as he is told and takes the people to the highway, getting there soon enough.

"Civilization! Great! So, which way do we need to go?"

The Artiste looks both ways, then looks at a nearby signpost that says "SHRIEKPOT - THAT-A-WAY" with a handy arrow pointing westward.

"Hm, Shriekpot. That's a port town, right?"

"Shriekpot? Dunno. Might have been."

"Probably some hellhole."

"Well, maybe it's near some water. And that's all we really need, isn't it?"

"Not exactly, but we cannot be very picky about the location."

"Well, let's go, then!"

The Artiste waves his arms in one direction. Nothing at all happens.

"I probably should have practiced more. Hm. Maybe it wasn't expressive enough?"

He waves his arms slightly more expressively, adding a silly grimace to seal the deal! Something happens! The air shifts and twists in the direction of Shriekpot, then the Artiste steps into it, disappearing from sight immediately. The other mages follow suit, getting right in. Mark shrugs and gets in as well.

After all, you only live twice.

End of Chapter 4!

Congratulations on weathering the persistent abuse that keeps on giving supplied by yet another chapter of Life Begins At Death! For your luck and persistent refusal to die, have a choice of three perks!

Mark: Surgery Enthusiast, Attack of Inspiration, True Disbeliever.
Darren: Animate Construct, Ethereal Warmup, The Whistling Ghost Blues.
Timothy and Vincent have been mostly or entirely absent for the chapter, so they get moved to Cold Storage, getting nothing, unfortunately.

Choose your perks wisely!



Chapter 5
The Path Of Dreams

As night falls once again at the end of another short winter day, the mighty highway that passes Shriekpot is mostly empty. Built once upon a time by the order of an enterprising noble as a means of stimulating trade in the region, the highway, though still kept in meticulously good condition, has nonetheless failed to fulfill its purpose, though one can hardly blame the honest, hardworking engineers for that. In truth, the highway is mostly deserted because it only stretches for about 100 miles, from Shriekpot to the Blacklands, and that is a bit of a problem, as the Blacklands have the unfortunate habit of getting blasted into virtual nonexistence once in about five to fifteen years as a result of the shenanigans of the Black Circle of Magic. Due to this, the highway sees little traffic, and Shriekpot is mostly isolated from any land-based trade as a direct result.

However, the highway is slightly more populated than usual today. That is to say that one person seems to be quite intent on traversing it, walking at a brisk pace directly toward the unfortunate region known as the Blacklands. He is not dissuaded by the fact that it's probably exploded. He wants to get away, preferably as far as possible. To the ends of the earth, perhaps. That might be a good place for him. Sufficiently dramatic for his type, at any rate. Why, he-

Say, what was that?

"Maybe we didn't get as close to Shriekpot as I may have liked, but a good walk's never hurt anybody. And it's less conspicuous this way."

Oh my. There's a whole entourage of mages walking toward him. That's bad news if he's seen any.

"Less conspicuous than leaving a tunnel of warped space that offers instantaneous travel in the middle of a highway?"

Wait, is that a tree walking with them?

"Oh, nobody's going to notice. This road's deserted from the looks of... say, would you look at that!"

Crap. Just turn around and-

"Ho there, traveler! How do you fare this fine day?"

The cloaked man turns to the five people and their... yeah, that's a tree. Mounted on a skeleton, no less. It is doubtless that he is dealing with a pack of weirdos.

"I-"

"That's fantastic! You look like somebody who knows a thing or two about the area."

"Well-"

The man snaps his fingers, causing the distinct sensation of several flaming lashes streaking across the man's soul.

"Your soul is now mine. Fun, no? Let's lay down the rules, now."

"Wha-"

"I order you to never harm me or any of my minions. Secondly, I order you to never kill yourself. And... well, that's it, really. I just need minions for this, nothing personal, really. What's your name, by the way?"

"S-s-s... Sigmund. Sigmund GrimDrake."

"How dramatic!"

"Probably an actor of some kind."

"Yeah, thespians always take on weird pseudonyms."

"He's certainly pale enough to work in the theater business. They must save a fortune on powder with someone like him around."

"Yeah, just imagine. I was to a play once, you wouldn't believe..."

They proceed to make inane conversation as the leader orders Sigmund to follow closely in the procession, showing absolutely no interest in who he is or why he's here.

"It's getting dark, so I suppose we should be getting to shelter. Say... Sigmund, would you happen to know any nearby houses we could visit?"

Sigmund does recall one place. It was a strange house, but a reasonable enough place to stay, he supposes. Though the smell from it certainly wasn't welcoming. He relates this information to the mage, who listens intently.

"Then to this house we will go. Lead on!"

Under Sigmund's guidance, they reach the house after about an hour. Strangely enough, it seems to smell even worse this time around. Sigmund hardly thought it possible, to be honest. The group heads over to the door, the leader knocking twice on the door. The door soon opens after the sound of rapid shuffling from inside, and the visage of a heavily burned, visibly festering man dressed in strange finery appears in front of the door.

"Hello. Is there something you wish from Mr. Yaleson?"

"Yes, we require shelter for the night, and your house, vile-smelling though it may be, seems to be the only candidate."

"Oh. I'm sorry for the smell, we ran out of perfume some weeks ago and Mr. Yaleson has been in no condition to allow us to leave the house. Do come in."

The burned zombie leads the party into the house, a rather decrepit two-story affair with a spiral staircase. The stench within is almost unbearable. Looking around, Sigmund can see several things. Firstly, a skeleton garbed in colorful tattered rags seems to be practicing some sort of routine in an adjoining room all on his own. However, this is hardly as disturbing as the sight in the kitchen, which features a large table with a slain boar lying on top of it. Right next to it is a man in a mild state of decomposition wearing a somewhat scary-looking steel helmet that covers his entire head and face (as far as Sigmund can see, the man is completely naked otherwise) currently busying himself with the furious sharpening of a wicked meat cleaver and a guttural rendition of some kind of foreign war song.

"Wait here, I will go and see the master."

Meanwhile, on the top floor, a man by the name of Scott Yaleson stands next to the bed of his longtime husband, Gary. His husband's skin seems to be covered in knotted bumps and pustules, of which some pop on occasion, spilling a considerable amount of pus and who knows what else on the bed he lays in, now mostly composed of filth, Scott would say. Oh, Gary. Why did it have to come to this? Why couldn't you let go?

Gary looks at his husband lovingly, though his gaze looks to be quite foggy by now. Judging by the way he shivers, he must be quite feverish by now. Gary tries to outstretch his arm toward the love of his life, but can't seem to muster the strength anymore. Scott shudders to think what will happen when he draws his last breath. Will they all - he, Morton, Niklas, the jester - just die from the binding? Wonder if it will hurt.

Suddenly, there is a knock on the door.

"Mr. Yaleson? Scott? We have guests."

Morton. And guests. How unusual.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« Reply #4058 on: April 15, 2013, 03:38:18 pm »

((and this round of victims pcs start with an attribute each. Strange...))
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« Reply #4059 on: April 15, 2013, 03:42:16 pm »

((Yeeahhh, new chapter))

Sigmund tried to calm down, making a futile effort to understand what had just happened. The nature of the recent events were just away from what he had seen in his long life. He did the only sensible thing he could think: to ask about everything. He spoke to the mage who made him feel the worst thing he had ever felt:

-What have you done to me? He panicked a bit, who are you and your people? and, for the five's sake, what is THAT THING? He said pointing the tree-headed shinny skeleton silently following the mages.

((Also, I know that Sigmund's surname was weird, but I just don't know many surnames that could fit the context of this game))

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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« Reply #4060 on: April 15, 2013, 04:28:41 pm »

OOC: I like the various liberties taken from my background, I really do think it's an improvement to my own half hearted submission, far less in need of a good spell-check too. >.>
I would consider it a favour if you could correct the mistakes copied from my original submission.

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Turns to Morton.
"Guests? Can't you see that we are in the middle of a little crisis here?" he croaks.
A long unnaturally drawn out sigh then emanates.

"Ask if they have any medical experience, if they don't and yet are still relativity insistent invite them in and entertain their wishes. Advise that they take precautions against plague and a number of similar curses of the flesh. Please, also advise them to respect my privacy."
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« Reply #4061 on: April 15, 2013, 05:04:40 pm »

Turns to Morton.
"Guests? Can't you see that we are in the middle of a little crisis here?" he croaks.
A long unnaturally drawn out sigh then emanates.

"Ask if they have any medical experience, if they don't and yet are still relativity insistent invite them in and entertain their wishes. Advise that they take precautions against plague and a number of similar curses of the flesh. Please, also advise them to respect my privacy."
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« Reply #4062 on: April 15, 2013, 05:26:27 pm »

"Apologies Master Scott, of course sir, I shall entreat upon them at once." Morton did a short bow, his eyes closed as he gave proper respects to Master Scott Yaleson. Heading back to the the crowd of travelers, he spoke respectfully. "I regret to inform you, but Master Yaleson is facing dire circumstances as of late. He is stricken with many diseases of the flesh, and his husband, Master Scott Yaleson, is not wishing to meet visitors as of late. If you have anyone amongst you that is skilled with the mending of body and disease, and are sufficiently girded against many contagious threat, we would like to seek your services. If not however, that is alright. You may stay as guests if you require it, as I am aware that the day grows dim, and we shall see to your needs as best we can. I do ask however that you all take actions against the contagious, for many a disease lingers here I'm afraid. Sadly this is not something I can clean myself." He gives a solemn shake of his head in sorrow. "I shall also ask that you give Master Scott his privacy, as we all fear for the health of Master Yaleson, and he wishes to be left alone during this terrible time."


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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« Reply #4063 on: April 15, 2013, 06:00:05 pm »

All of a sudden there is an increase in the tempo of the yelling coming from downstairs. It's volume increases, and there is a faint sensation of heat coming through the floorboards. The yelling continues to increase in volume as there is a sudden sequence of cracks and pops, bangs and bumps coming from downstairs. The room shakes a little.
Finally, the myriad sensations cease, and an almost heavenly smell wafts through the house.

Niklas makes a roast boar. Without fire. Somehow.
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Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« Reply #4064 on: April 15, 2013, 06:18:00 pm »

((Also, reading my bio I noticed that I forgot a word there: the insignia was form the family Simund worked for. Hope you don't mind to change it))
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