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misko27

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Cabybara!
« on: October 08, 2012, 10:07:39 pm »
People of DF! I request your aid!

Quote from: highmax28 on October 08, 2012, 07:45:15 pm
Quote from: BFEL on October 08, 2012, 07:28:47 pm
Dude the type of creature doesn't really matter much, I mean sure it would nice to be a were-eagle or something instead but still its more about the constant healing potential. I mean sure it would be nice to have a giant army of transformed dwarves beat the crap out of everything, but its also incredibly awesome to never have to worry about hospital visits turning bad or getting limbs lopped off. I mean seriously this could single handedly solve like half our problems. And then that single hand would become two hands once they grew back!
This is what I think of when we transform:
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I don't know about you, but that doesn't really appeal to me...
Quote from: Sprin on October 08, 2012, 07:05:10 pm
I remember a fort with capybara... I think its the only animal in DF that isn't deadly... Accept elves...

Prove to these men that CapyBaras are Nightmarish Beasts!
« Last Edit: October 09, 2012, 04:56:18 pm by misko27 »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2012, 10:54:34 pm »
Throw a herd of cabybaras into the arena with a couple dwarves, in the watery part.
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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 12:25:57 am »
A capybara was responsible for the death of my best hunter's dog in an old fort. Poor bastard nearly gave up on life after that.
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Ubiq

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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 02:36:34 am »


Man, they're smug looking.

Maybe if they'd just give us a nice big smile.

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But yeah, put some giant capybaras into the arena with some bears and take pictures of the carnage.
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Mr.Elendig

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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 06:37:52 am »
Imagine the rabbit in Monty Python, the one they use the holy hand grenade of Antioch on. Then quadruple its size.......
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Canadark

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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2012, 12:18:12 pm »
I once pet a capybara at a zoo in Buenos Aires. I had no idea what it was because the Spanish word they had for it was completely uninformative.

They are kind of like a cross between a hamster and a pig. Really friendly too.
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Quote from: Dakk on October 24, 2009, 10:52:09 pm
You all do know that we everytime we gen a world in DF, a new universe is created somewhere, and everytime we delete a save we kill a whole world?
Aye, we are Armok, god of blood, evil, villager gutting, fortress building, legend making and elf thongs.

darkgloomie

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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2012, 12:20:41 pm »
Quote from: Ubiq on October 09, 2012, 02:36:34 am


Man, they're smug looking.

Maybe if they'd just give us a nice big smile.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

But yeah, put some giant capybaras into the arena with some bears and take pictures of the carnage.
clearly, we have just found the real faces of evil...
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Scruffy

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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2012, 12:40:52 pm »
Quote from: darkgloomie on October 09, 2012, 12:20:41 pm
Quote from: Ubiq on October 09, 2012, 02:36:34 am


Man, they're smug looking.

Maybe if they'd just give us a nice big smile.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

But yeah, put some giant capybaras into the arena with some bears and take pictures of the carnage.
clearly, we have just found the real faces of evil...
Medium sized and hairy with a "doesn't care about anything anymore" look on its face? It is a dwarf!
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

IamanElfCollaborator

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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2012, 01:04:01 pm »
Nonsense. It lives with the elves in the forests, not in the rock and stone.

BURN IT.
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darkgloomie

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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2012, 01:19:59 pm »
Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on October 09, 2012, 01:04:01 pm
Nonsense. It lives with the elves in the forests, not in the rock and stone.

BURN IT.
No,yo foo! You don't understand!

It's a deep undercover dwarf, whose job is to undermine the hippy civilization from the inside via lining their own clothes with lead and spiking their meal with trace amount of slow-acting poisons!

Certainly, he could simply smith an axe and go to town on them, but then it wouldn't be SCIENCE, now would it?
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Scruffy

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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2012, 01:22:30 pm »
Quote from: darkgloomie on October 09, 2012, 01:19:59 pm
spiking their meal with trace amount of slow-acting poisons!
Well, that explains the 1/7 Magma in their barrel of whip wine.
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Loud Whispers

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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2012, 02:03:21 pm »
Does no one remember the capybaras that lived underneath a brook, utterly invincible and constantly breeding until they took over some guy's fort?

Also accept ELVES FOR WHO THEY ARE
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Mr S

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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2012, 04:43:23 pm »
Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on October 09, 2012, 01:04:01 pm
Nonsense. It lives with ON the elves in the forests, not in the rock and stone.

FTFY

Is there a tag for [OPPOSED_TO_ELVES]?  Maybe [HIPPY_CARN]?
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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2012, 04:53:43 pm »
Quote from: Mr S on October 09, 2012, 04:43:23 pm
Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on October 09, 2012, 01:04:01 pm
Nonsense. It lives with ON the elves in the forests, not in the rock and stone.

FTFY

Is there a tag for [OPPOSED_TO_ELVES]?  Maybe [HIPPY_CARN]?
a [SPECIFIC_FOOD:MEAT: MEAT, ELF] tag would suffice, too.
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Re: Cabybara!
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2012, 05:15:23 pm »
Shut up. None of you know what you're talking about.

Capybaras are awesome.
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Quote from: Dakk on October 24, 2009, 10:52:09 pm
You all do know that we everytime we gen a world in DF, a new universe is created somewhere, and everytime we delete a save we kill a whole world?
Aye, we are Armok, god of blood, evil, villager gutting, fortress building, legend making and elf thongs.
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