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Kaiserr

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YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« on: October 07, 2012, 04:56:35 pm »
YOU ARE SCIENTIST IN LAB.
LAB SECRET.
DO NOT LET ANYONE ELSE KNOW ABOUT LAB.
EXPERIMENTAL TECHNOLOGY IN LAB.
ALSO,ALIENS.
HAVE FUN.
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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2012, 05:00:14 pm »
>GET TO ALIEN SPACESHIP IN LAB. BRING NECESSARY LAB EQUIPMENT. EXAMINE SHIP STATUS.
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Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2012, 05:08:21 pm »
If the aliens are alive, interrogate them. Everyone knows aliens speak English!
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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2012, 05:08:59 pm »
USE SPECIAL CREATED WEAPON THAT TRANSFORMS ALIENS TO PONIES!
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2012, 05:09:39 pm »
HIRE WILL SMITH
KILL ALIENS
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2012, 05:17:24 pm »
RESEARCH ALIEN ENGINES AND REACTOR CORE.
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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2012, 05:27:19 pm »
INJECT ASSISTANT WITH ALIEN CELLS< THEN BANG HER TO CREATE SEPHIROTH, BECAUSE THE WORLD NEVER HAS ENOUGH ANGST AND USELESSNESS.
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2012, 05:28:58 pm »
Quote from: Wrex on October 07, 2012, 05:27:19 pm
INJECT ASSISTANT WITH ALIEN CELLS< THEN BANG HER TO CREATE SEPHIROTH, BECAUSE THE WORLD NEVER HAS ENOUGH ANGST AND USELESSNESS.

WE ARE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
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Kaiserr

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2012, 05:29:56 pm »
Quote from: da_nang on October 07, 2012, 05:00:14 pm
>GET TO ALIEN SPACESHIP IN LAB. BRING NECESSARY LAB EQUIPMENT. EXAMINE SHIP STATUS.

[3]YOU FIND THE SPACESHIP BUT TRIP ON A ROCK AND SMASH YOUR NOSE.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 07, 2012, 05:08:21 pm
If the aliens are alive, interrogate them. Everyone knows aliens speak English!

[6]YOU INTERROGATE THE ALIENS AND THEY TELL YOU EVERYTHING.
LITERALLY,EVERYTHING.
YOUR HEAD ASPLODE.

Quote from: DiezIrae on October 07, 2012, 05:08:59 pm
USE SPECIAL CREATED WEAPON THAT TRANSFORMS ALIENS TO PONIES!
((Ughhhh...))
[1]THE WEAPON EXPLODES IN YOUR HAND,TRANSFORMING YOU INTO A CHICKEN.

Quote from: Xantalos on October 07, 2012, 05:09:39 pm
HIRE WILL SMITH
KILL ALIENS
[1]YOU HIRE BILL SITH.
[2]BILL SITH MISTAKES YOU AS AN ALIEN AND SLASHES YOU IN HALF WITH A LIGHTSABER.

Quote from: Praecordia on October 07, 2012, 05:17:24 pm
RESEARCH ALIEN ENGINES AND REACTOR CORE.
[1]YOU RESEARCH ALIEN FINGERNAILS.

Quote from: Wrex on October 07, 2012, 05:27:19 pm
INJECT ASSISTANT WITH ALIEN CELLS< THEN BANG HER TO CREATE SEPHIROTH, BECAUSE THE WORLD NEVER HAS ENOUGH ANGST AND USELESSNESS.
[1]YOU INJECT HER FULL OF PANDA BEAR CELLS.
[3]YOU GET IT ON BUT SADLY NO BABY  :(

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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2012, 05:31:52 pm »
RETURN TO LIFE.
WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING IMPORTANT BEFORE I FORGET.
ASK ALIENS TO CLARIFY IMPORTANT DETAILS.
USE THIS KNOWLEDGE TO CREATE A MACHINE THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE TO ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLA NE OF EXISTENCE.
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« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2012, 05:33:35 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 07, 2012, 05:31:52 pm
RETURN TO LIFE.
WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING IMPORTANT BEFORE I FORGET.
ASK ALIENS TO CLARIFY IMPORTANT DETAILS.
USE THIS KNOWLEDGE TO CREATE A MACHINE THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE TO ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLA NE OF EXISTENCE.

((Holy shit can anybody say Nobel Peace Prize?))

[6]YOU RETURN TO LIFE AS ONE OF THE ALIENS.
[6]YOU WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER BEEN AND MORE.
[4+1]THE ALIENS FURTHER EXPLAIN,AND SINCE YOU ARE NOW ONE OF THEM YOU UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.
[5]YOU SUCCEED AND ARE AWARDED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
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Wait, you type with your feet? That's badass.
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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2012, 05:35:37 pm »
EAT GWG
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Re: YOU ARE SCIENTIST
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2012, 05:36:17 pm »
SWEET.
ASCEND EVERYONE AROUND ME.
IF NEEDED, USE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE TO KNOCK THEM UNCONSCIOUS FIRST.
TRY EXPLAINING WHAT MACHINE DOES BEFORE BLUDGEONING, THOUGH.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2012, 05:36:45 pm »
>FIX NOSE AND EXAMINE SHIP STATUS.
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"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
Quote from: NRDL on September 29, 2012, 04:44:31 am
Future supplanter of humanity.

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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2012, 05:37:21 pm »
BE ASCENDED TO HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE, WHICH IS LYCANTHROPY.
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