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Author Topic: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK  (Read 3477 times)

Smashness

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WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« on: October 06, 2012, 09:56:12 pm »

OKAY GUYS I"M NOT EVEN KIDDING HERE I WENT TO VSAUCE"S WORLD OF TEXT AND MY COMPUTER WENT INTO PERMA CAPSLOCK MODE AND WHENEVER I CLICK ON SOMETHING TO GO TO A NEW PAGE IT OPENS IN A NEW WINDOW> WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

BY THE WAY WHENEVER I PRESS SOMETHING THAT WOULDN"T BE CHANGED BY CAPS LOCK LIKE THE FIVE KEY IT COMES OUT AS %
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Draxis

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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2012, 09:59:56 pm »

Your shift key is stuck.
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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2012, 10:07:48 pm »

Are you using a wireless keyboard? If so, try disabling it and re-enabling it in the device manager.
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Aklyon

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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2012, 10:08:02 pm »

Punch your keyboard to unstick your shift key?*
*Note this is not as good of advice as MZ's.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2012, 10:22:00 pm »

Press both shift keys - insure no stickiness. Check to see if you enabled stickykeys or those other bullshit windows things that don't work. Make sure nothing is sitting on the button on a wireless keyboard you aren't looking. Restart comp.

Post again if that doesn't help.
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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2012, 10:27:39 pm »

My shift, alt, and/or control keys get stuck like that after Flash Player crashes. Tapping each a few times works.

Shift key is definitely stuck.
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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2012, 10:28:04 pm »

You have incurred upon yourself the Curse of Atahualpa. Once it has begun, it can never be reversed. You are going to die.






Just kidding.
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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2012, 10:35:02 pm »

Install Gentoo.
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MaximumZero

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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2012, 10:36:29 pm »

Install Gentoo.
Pffff...gentoo is too much work. Ubuntu is win.

* MaximumZero doesn't even use Linux.
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The Watcher

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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2012, 10:56:44 pm »

Did you try restarting your computer, that's like the first thing you should do. Works 80%of the time.

Punching your keyboard can help too.
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Aklyon

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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2012, 11:10:31 pm »

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2012, 11:18:36 pm »

But it's seriously true ...
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MaximumZero

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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2012, 11:20:29 pm »

The sheer volume of times that I've said that phrase (or a variant, such as "Have you tried rebooting?") makes me want to puke.
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Yoink

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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2012, 12:12:24 am »

This one time, I got mad and slammed a fist onto my poor, long-suffering laptop.
Somehow, in addition to breaking the keyboard, this uninstalled iTunes. ???
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Re: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARMOK
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2012, 12:39:33 am »

Are you sure you didn't open a portal to free Cthulu in the process?
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