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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[misko27]

Dirg is his own worst enemy, I realize that now. I may provide the match, but he lights the fire.

[Vorthon]

And then jumps in a lake of gasoline.

[Corai]

And then sprouts tentacles grabs eight machetes, runs into an orphanage, chops up the babies and uses their corpses to beat up Lichette before sprouting wings and kicking God in the balls.

[Cassandra]

And then sprouts tentacles grabs eight machetes, runs into an orphanages, chops up the babies and uses their corpses to beat up Lichette before sprouting wings and kicking God in the balls.

Beeraped kobold say wut?

[Corai]

And then sprouts tentacles grabs eight machetes, runs into an orphanages, chops up the babies and uses their corpses to beat up Lichette before sprouting wings and kicking God in the balls.

Beeraped kobold say wut?

Sorry, I was going back into the dream I had the other day. I was trying out craceroimariquana for the first time and... Weeeeird things maaaaan.

[GreatWyrmGold]

It could be worse. Dirg could have stolen a Sol Slayer from me and used that...Reminds me, I need to improve the security on those.

[misko27]

It could be worse. Dirg could have stolen a Sol Slayer from me and used that...Reminds me, I need to improve the security on those.

That's like saying, "Well, at least he didn't shoot himself in the face!". Besides, even of now he's launching meteors at a nuke, that's still pretty bad.

[GreatWyrmGold]

It could be worse. Dirg could have stolen a Sol Slayer from me and used that...Reminds me, I need to improve the security on those.

That's like saying, "Well, at least he didn't shoot himself in the face!". Besides, even of now he's launching meteors at a nuke, that's still pretty bad.

In D&D, at least, meteor swarm is basically a bunch of fireballs. Regardless, the meteors would have to be fairly big to cause any real harm...Dirg is going to roll a 6, isn't he?

[misko27]

Oh shit something happened. What caused it? The NPCs are acting strange, and as always that means shit's going down.

[Xantalos]

Oh shit something happened. What caused it? The NPCs are acting strange, and as always that means shit's going down.

Simple: the universe has caught on to the fact that I used the wrassling thing as a way to take Tim and lichette out of the picture and is sending someone else in. TCM! You up for a gangsta fight with gangsta honor for the new superpowerful being?

[misko27]

Oh shit something happened. What caused it? The NPCs are acting strange, and as always that means shit's going down.

Simple: the universe has caught on to the fact that I used the wrassling thing as a way to take Tim and lichette out of the picture and is sending someone else in. TCM! You up for a gangsta fight with gangsta honor for the new superpowerful being?

Oh god, That would be awesome.
 
This is wonderful, the universe cnan keep sending morons to siege us and keep gettting beaten up, while I can rule my vast empire in peace, with nothing distracting me from enjoying universal control.

[Corai]

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."

[misko27]

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."

Kobold says what?

[Xantalos]

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."

"OOOR YOU COULD BECOME PURE WOMANLINESS PERSON. OR GET CASSANDRA TO BE PURE WOMAN. EASIER TO DO THAN KILLING THAT WHICH IS PURE MAN (HINT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)

[misko27]

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ATTACKING ME, AS TRASHTALKING YOUR OPPONENT IS A PERFECTLY LEGITEMATE THING, BUT TIM AIN'T A SISSY. HE'S WRASSLING ME, AFTER ALL."

"I'M ALSO ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE. HARMONY BETWEEN MANLINESS AND WOMANLINESS HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY YOU BEING SO MANLY. THUS I MUST DESTROY YOU TO RESTORE BALANCE."

"OOOR YOU COULD BECOME PURE WOMANLINESS PERSON. OR GET CASSANDRA TO BE PURE WOMAN. EASIER TO DO THAN KILLING THAT WHICH IS PURE MAN (HINT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE)

WAIT A MINUTE, PURE WOMANLINESS AND PURE MANLINESS IN THE SAME ROOM.
 
EWW, NO SEX WITH KOBOLDS FOR YOU!. Did you know most Dwarf Fortress Porn features kobolds?