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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[GreatWyrmGold]

MEGA-FUCKING ELBOW DROP!!!

This is SO amusing to imagine literally....

[misko27]

SET UP PROTECTIVE FIELD AROUND VIEWING AREA OF WRESTLING MATCH. "Right, because the wrastling honor system is gonna let your bomb through to nuke the place."

Bombs. Plural. The phrase "saturation" refers to nuking it till it just can't be nuked no more. Plus, I just feel like it. So, in conclusion, evil overlord > Wrassling. Besides, since I am not actuively attacking a participant, but is instead a enviromental hasazrd to all, they all have a equal likelyhood of surviving to continue or being imprinted on a wall 5 miles away (Note, Nukes actually do this. Assuming any walls are still standing, of course.)
 
Plus I feel like it. May change my mind depending on whether or not Tim is likely to win, Bombs can be disarmed within 2 turns.

[Xantalos]

If I roll well, I suspect I win.

[Dirg]

Well you're not gonna be nuking it while you're still close, so we have a bit of time to escape before they hit, assuming slowpoke doesn't drag you back in. I would help you out, but I'm not sure my weak little baby arms could pull you out or something.

[Xantalos]

Well you're not gonna be nuking it while you're still close, so we have a bit of time to escape before they hit, assuming slowpoke doesn't drag you back in. I would help you out, but I'm not sure my weak little baby arms could pull you out or something.

And thus Misko's denying of Dirg's inner manliness fails him.

[misko27]

If I roll well, I suspect I win.

And if this Occurs, I will be the first person out with a handshake and a nuclear dis-armment order. Hmm, Maybe I should give it more time.

Well you're not gonna be nuking it while you're still close, so we have a bit of time to escape before they hit, assuming slowpoke doesn't drag you back in. I would help you out, but I'm not sure my weak little baby arms could pull you out or something.

Quite right, they most likely could not. Besides, I fail to escape within the space of 2 turns, I most likely deserve to die. Like a man, in a nuclear fireball, as opposed to you, who will be a immortal wimp.

EDIT: Also this is as good a time as ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSQlKS9EPB0

I remember that song. Damn you, I was planning to use that use that somewhere on these Forums!

 

[Dirg]

Wimp only in the fact I would rather take my wife out on a nice date. Besides, considering my tiny baby arms sent you flying onto your ass, you're probably a twig. You had to catch me off guard with ninjas just to hurt me.

[misko27]

Wimp only in the fact I would rather take my wife out on a nice date. Besides, considering my tiny baby arms sent you flying onto your ass, you're probably a twig. You had to catch me off guard with ninjas just to hurt me.

I never said you have baby arms, I said you manage to be a submissive weakling even when physically powerful due to Xantalos. You inserted weakling arms of your own accord, and I played along. NOW BACK TO MY RTD.

[GreatWyrmGold]

It's not YOUR RtD, misko.
It's ours.
Stop being arrogant, or I'll field-test the FTLISBM-SS's. On you.

[Cassandra]

I think he was referring to YARF, this time, GWG.

[misko27]

It's not YOUR RtD, misko.
It's ours.
Stop being arrogant, or I'll field-test the FTLISBM-SS's. On you.

I WAS REFERING TO THE GAME I AM GMING AND NOW SLIGHTLY LATE TO RESPONDING. I WILL KEEP YOUR COMMENTS IN MIND AS I DO YOUR ACTION THOUGH.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Yay?

[Spinal_Taper]

"COOL, COOL. DRINKING, PARTYING, SHAKING THOSE MARACA THINGS, YEAH?"

>REALISE I DO NOT HAVE EYES

"...SHIT, I JUST REMEMBERED, I'M BLIND! GODDAMN. I BETTER GET SOME TARGET PRACTICE AN' ALL THAT."

>BORROW ONE OF PANCHO'S GUN COLLECTION AND A FEW EMPTY BOTTLES AND CANS, SET UP FIRING RANGE OUT BACK ON A FENCE, PRACTICE MY BLIND MARKSMANSHIP.

>OH, TAKE ANOTHER JUG OF TEQUILA WITH ME. SWIG PERIODICALLY WHILST SHOOTING.

((WHY, GM? WHY YOU ALWAYS SKIP ME YOU MAKE OOC-YOINK CRY

ADDENUM: ))

"OH HEY THANKS MAN. NOW I CAN SEE... ALCHOHOL. HANDY."

>KEEP AN EYE ON ALL ALCHOHOL IN THE AREA WHILST TARGET PRACTICING, MAKE SURE NONE OF IT SNEAKS UP ON ME WITHOUT BEING DRANK. WAIT, DRUNK? DRINKED? FUCK, I'M CONFUSED. JUST DRINK THAT SHIT.

Ick. Sorry. I got distracted by YAK.

[misko27]

"COOL, COOL. DRINKING, PARTYING, SHAKING THOSE MARACA THINGS, YEAH?"

>REALISE I DO NOT HAVE EYES

"...SHIT, I JUST REMEMBERED, I'M BLIND! GODDAMN. I BETTER GET SOME TARGET PRACTICE AN' ALL THAT."

>BORROW ONE OF PANCHO'S GUN COLLECTION AND A FEW EMPTY BOTTLES AND CANS, SET UP FIRING RANGE OUT BACK ON A FENCE, PRACTICE MY BLIND MARKSMANSHIP.

>OH, TAKE ANOTHER JUG OF TEQUILA WITH ME. SWIG PERIODICALLY WHILST SHOOTING.

((WHY, GM? WHY YOU ALWAYS SKIP ME YOU MAKE OOC-YOINK CRY

ADDENUM: ))

"OH HEY THANKS MAN. NOW I CAN SEE... ALCHOHOL. HANDY."

>KEEP AN EYE ON ALL ALCHOHOL IN THE AREA WHILST TARGET PRACTICING, MAKE SURE NONE OF IT SNEAKS UP ON ME WITHOUT BEING DRANK. WAIT, DRUNK? DRINKED? FUCK, I'M CONFUSED. JUST DRINK THAT SHIT.

Ick. Sorry. I got distracted by YAK.

YAKS!?! OH GOD YAKS! RUNA WAY! THEY HAVE HOOVES!

[Yoink]

DAMN THE YAKS

DAMN THEM

ALSO MIAUW, THANKS FOR THE EYES, AND YEAH, I'M YOUR BOSS

YOU SELF-PROCLAIMED GOD OF BOOZE OR SOMETHIN'. DAT'S COOL, I CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SO-CALLED GODS TALKING TO ME IN MY HEAD. YOU CAN BE AN ADVISOR! YAAY!