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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[misko27]

Oh no worries. Besides being creepy at our wedding, you haven't done anything bad yet.

Who are you refering to?

And who come I didn't hear about this drunken bender?

I can't remember who the husband was, but it was the guy that became arceus then got locked up in minecraft or something before round 2 started if that rings any bells.

GreenStarFanatic.

So will you confront Lichette and be man?!? Will You Talk to her and go renew Relationshop!?!!

Dirg is a manchild. Lichette loves him for who he is. You are hampering the relationship by making him be who he isn't. She loves the pathetic, worthless, pushover Dirg.

SO BE A FUCKING WORTHWHILE OVERPUSH DIRG. WOOOOOO.

Then why is she cheating on him with Yoink?

[Dirg]

I shall! I will! I might even grow a beard(squee) and I shall barge through the door and carry her out the back as I slaughter the old spice man because he isn't man enough to be in my presence!

[misko27]

I shall! I will! I might even grow a beard(squee) and I shall barge through the door and carry her out the back as I slaughter the old spice man because he isn't man enough to be in my presence!

DOO EET MAN! WE ALL ROOTIN FOR YOU!

[Dirg]

It was directed towards corai. Qouting doesn't work on my phones browser. The bender was off screen because I didn't feel like I could accurately portray one, and as for her cheating on me with Yoink, I don't think that's happened yet, but bad boy motorcyclist swooping in to save her, TWICE! I'm cautious to say the least.

[Corai]

*Places hand on Dirg's shoulder*

Man, I ain't gonna tell you how to live your life, but-

*Hands a beer*

Lichette loves ya for you, not because you are manly. You are a woman in a man's body and she likes you for THAT. Because you are Dirg. Not a man like Misko, or Chuck Norris. Remember that.

[Xantalos]

If you kill the Old Spice Guy, your fate will be horrible AND orchestrated by MUSCLE MUSIC!

[Dirg]

...*Takes beer and puts it off to the side on a coaster.* Uh... Yeah thanks for the advice.

[misko27]

*Places hand on Dirg's shoulder*

Man, I ain't gonna tell you how to live your life, but-

*Hands a beer*

Lichette loves ya for you, not because you are manly. You are a woman in a man's body and she likes you for THAT. Because you are Dirg. Not a man like Misko, or Chuck Norris. Remember that.

Ignore hims.Thinks about it. this guy wants to turn her into Male. OF COURSE, he wants you te be fine with being woman. He is going to make you into HOMOSEXUAL.

Remember that it was Alcohol that made let Yoink chat uup lady friend.

Also, I am comparable to Chuck Norris?

[Corai]

*Places hand on Dirg's shoulder*

Man, I ain't gonna tell you how to live your life, but-

*Hands a beer*

Lichette loves ya for you, not because you are manly. You are a woman in a man's body and she likes you for THAT. Because you are Dirg. Not a man like Misko, or Chuck Norris. Remember that.

Ignore hims.Thinks about it. this guy wants to turn her into Male. OF COURSE, he wants you te be fine with being woman. He is going to make you into HOMOSEXUAL.

Also, I am comparable to Chuck Norris?

1st: I am now after releasing the second Lich

2nd: Yes.

[Xantalos]

...*Takes beer and puts it off to the side on a coaster.* Uh... Yeah thanks for the advice.

Why thank you. Your mortal ears can only withstand the power of music for so long.

[Dirg]

Pfft, Jackie Chan, now THAT's a real mans man. None of this Chuck Norris crud.

[Xantalos]

Pfft, Jackie Chan, now THAT's a real mans man. None of this Chuck Norris crud.

The stunts he does, man. DA STUNTS.

[Corai]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

When people need help, they call 911

When 911 needs help, they call SWAT

When SWAT needs help, they call the army

When the army needs help, they call the seals

When seals need help, they call Seal Team Six

When Seal Team Six needs help, they pray to god.

When God needs help, he calls Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris needs help, he calls Jackie Chan

When Jacke Chan needs help, he calls Misko

When Misko needs help, he kills you for suggesting he needs help

Jackie Chan man.

[Dirg]

Yeah, plus while Bruce Lee was trying to become the dragon, Jackie Chan was already it.

[Xantalos]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

When people need help, they call 911

When 911 needs help, they call SWAT

When SWAT needs help, they call the army

When the army needs help, they call the seals

When seals need help, they call Seal Team Six

When Seal Team Six needs help, they pray to god.

When God needs help, he calls Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris needs help, he calls Jackie Chan

When Jacke Chan needs help, he calls Jackie Chan

When Jackie Chan needs help, he doesn't.

Jackie Chan man.

Fixed it.
Bruce Lee is just acknowledged to be too badass for anyone to insult.