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Because the old one was getting droll.

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Because I felt bored

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Because I'm using this to secretly decide the next plot twist

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Total Members Voted: 32

[Hanslanda]

>.>
<.<

...Noooo. Why would you say that?

Just like with Xantalos, everyone will know. It even says edited at the bottom. Your humiliation will never die.

[Greenstarfanatic]

>.>
<.<

...Noooo. Why would you say that?

Just like with Xantalos, everyone will know. It even says edited at the bottom. Your humiliation will never die.

But Unlike Xantalos, nobody will know what I originally said. HaHA!

[Yoink]

...BECAUSE YOU ORIGINALLY SAID NOTHING?


THIS POST TOTALLY NOT EDITED AT ALL

NOPE

[miauw62]

...BECAUSE YOU ORIGINALLY SAID NOTHING?


THIS POST TOTALLY NOT EDITED AT ALL

NOPE

Well, if you edit it shortly after you posted it, it wont come up as editted.

E:

AID LORDSLOWPOKE'S ACTION. WHATEVER IT IS.

(thats one hawt undead being)

let's do this

BEND PHYSICS TO FLY OUTSIDE OF WINDOW AND LAND ON YOINK'S WMDBIKE DRIVER SEAT, MAKE SHADES FALL ON FACE IN PROGRESS

MAKE EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE UNDERGO RAPID OXIDIZATION

If this ends up as a 6 or a 7, i'm going to laugh my ass off.

[miauw62]

E: Goddamn gateway timeouts...

[GreatWyrmGold]

It appears GWG thinks Xantalos is a Tanar'ri. I strongly suspect Xantalos is more like an Old One.

Ah, no. Why would you think that? Xantalos is clearly a balloon--he's full of hot air.

Y'know, i suddenly have a strange urge to destroy Aperture right about now. IA'll wait until my normal TF2 guys die off so I can summon the Freak Fortress Cast, however...

I can't let you do that... I know, I will convince you to not destroy it in a nonviolent manner! Any gizmos you'd like?

>.>

<.<

What do you have?

I have a giant underground laboratory. What were you thinking of?

Don't do it Greenstar! That GWG is a tempter! I've begun to strongly suspect he's Asmodeus, what with all his talk about the Abyss and demons and offering deals to people!

I'd send Wrex to Baator, to, but it's slightly more finite and there's only one Wrex.

Don't do it Greenstar! That GWG is a tempter! I've begun to strongly suspect he's Asmodeus, what with all his talk about the Abyss and demons and offering deals to people!

He's offering me some Tech. As in...a giant button that will start up an elaborate contraption that will end up killing you.

 

...
And this does you any good... How? Neither of us can die.

But...But...I like elaborate contraptions...
If he can give me a device than can transform me into anything, then I'll take it. Currently, my only forms are Steve, Arceus, and Rambo.

Transmogrifier good?

[misko27]

PALADINS:

SCP-athon time. Links to come later.
>Link Hospital feed to SCP-895, within 5 meters.

I love how they are physically defending her while I am hacking into the hospital.

EDIT:
>Modify Mecha-Hitler, and purge it of any malicious viruses, or, possibly surreptitious programming included by GreatWyrm.
>THEN HAVE HIM ASSUALT HOSPITAL LEADING MASSIVE ARMY OF UNDEAD WWII ZOMBIES RIDING FLAME BREATHING VELOCI-SPIDERS. ALSO THERE SHOULD BE GIANT-BADGER/CAPYBARA HYBRIDS THAT VOMIT MAGMA WITH ADAMANTINE CLAWS, SILVER FISTS, AND STEEL BONES LEADING AS HEAVY WEAPONS, AND ALSO NUCLEAR CROCODILE-SNAKES TUNNELING UNDERNEATH. THROW IN OBAMA THE BARABRIAN LEADING A ARMY OFHEAVILY ARMED POLITICIANS.

(5+3vs5+3) WHILE LICHETTE IS ALONE IN THE ROOM, YOU OPEN UP A FEED TO SCP-895. She begins to laugh, interrupting her removal of various tubes and devices. She then calls out to you.
"Got any other kids shows for me?"
(6+3) MECHA-HITLER HAD AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SET OF RULES FROM WHAT GWG TOLD YOU!

Spoiler: Actual Program (click to show/hide)

1. Laws listed earlier take precedence over those listed later.
2. If asked, state that your laws are, quote:
Laws listed earlier take precedence over those listed later.
Obey misko27.
Obey GreatWyrmGold.
Protect reality.
Do not harm a sentient being, nor through inaction allow a sentient being to come to harm.
Obey any sentient being.
Prevent any harm from occurring to yourself (I.e. MechaHitler)
3. Obey any commands given by GreatWyrmGold.
4. Aid in the defeat of, in order, the lichette, Xantalos, and misko27. Do not begin defeating Xantalos until the lichette is defeated, nor begin defeating misko27 until Xantalos is defeated.
5. Advance the causes of good and light.
6. Obey any commands of misko27 in an overly literal manner which best fits laws 1 and 2, unless the lichette and Xantalos are defeated, in which case ignore all such commands.
7.  No genocide is allowed.
8. Prevent any harm from occurring to yourself.
9. Promote the Moderates' causes.
10. Act in a moral manner at all times.

YOU MAKE THE PROGRAM INTO "DO WHAT I, MISKO, SAY" (3+3) THEN, HE LEADS THE ARMY OF THE UNJUST DEAD OF WWII INTO BATTLE, BUT YOINK STEPS FROM THE HOSPITAL, BADASS MODE ENGAGED.

GREAT WYRM!!! WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU SHALL BE SMITED!

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Oh, crap.
Changing action.

[misko27]

...Oh, crap.
Changing action.

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND BURN YOU LIKE A PIG!

But not yet. There are more relevant things to be done.

[Hanslanda]

...Oh, crap.
Changing action.

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND BURN YOU LIKE A PIG!

But not yet. There are more relevant things to be done.

Step one: Defeat Lichette
Step two: Holy shit? We really managed to kill her? Uh... Good for us, I guess.
Step three: Horrible horrible things for GWG.

Kill the boss first, the transparent turncoat later.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Oh, crap.
Changing action.

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND BURN YOU LIKE A PIG!

But not yet. There are more relevant things to be done.

Step one: Defeat Lichette
Step two: Holy shit? We really managed to kill her? Uh... Good for us, I guess.
Step three: Horrible horrible things for GWG.

Kill the boss first, the transparent turncoat later.

Would I be so stupid as to go against my word and reprogram MechaHitler without adding basic encryption? There's no way I'd...wait.
I think I was framed.

Xantalos wants to rule reality, which conflicts with misko's goal to bring his kind of peace to the universe, right? What if Xantalos hacked the MechaHitler? Maybe misko should do a deeper diagnostic check...

[Wrex]

More likely, Xantalos is an Obrynth, the original owners of the Abyss. They bugged out for the Far realms at some point, although a few of them, like Dagon, remain.

[misko27]

More likely, Xantalos is an Obrynth, the original owners of the Abyss. They bugged out for the Far realms at some point, although a few of them, like Dagon, remain.

STOP WITH THE REFERENCES I DON'T KNOW.

Okay people, we need to fight hard here. Is very large battle time. Wrex, go and kill some bastards. Xantalos, stop being a evil fetus and attack Yoink. He is annoying. Hans, Focus on GreenstarFanatic. Kills him, Makes him Pay.

EVERYONE ELSE, KILL THE ENEMY!

[Hanslanda]

More likely, Xantalos is an Obrynth, the original owners of the Abyss. They bugged out for the Far realms at some point, although a few of them, like Dagon, remain.

STOP WITH THE REFERENCES I DON'T KNOW.

Okay people, we need to fight hard here. Is very large battle time. Wrex, go and kill some bastards. Xantalos, stop being a evil fetus and attack Yoink. He is annoying. Hans, Focus on GreenstarFanatic. Kills him, Makes him Pay.

EVERYONE ELSE, KILL THE ENEMY!

I'm about to be motherfucking Merlin. I'll kill the hell out of Greenstar. Rambo and Minecraft Steve ain't got shit on Merlin.

More likely, Xantalos is an Obrynth, the original owners of the Abyss. They bugged out for the Far realms at some point, although a few of them, like Dagon, remain.

And now GWG is trying to spread dissension in our ranks by turning us against Xantalos. Typical Lawful Good, trying to exploit the nature of Evil teams to work against them.
It won't work, we're too chaotic for you.

[GreatWyrmGold]

More likely, Xantalos is an Obrynth, the original owners of the Abyss. They bugged out for the Far realms at some point, although a few of them, like Dagon, remain.

STOP WITH THE REFERENCES I DON'T KNOW.

D&D* in various editions. I'm not sure what the Obrynth are, so they're probably from 4th Edition.
*You know, THE role playing game?

Okay people, we need to fight hard here. Is very large battle time. Wrex, go and kill some bastards. Xantalos, stop being a evil fetus and attack Yoink. He is annoying. Hans, Focus on GreenstarFanatic. Kills him, Makes him Pay.

EVERYONE ELSE, KILL THE ENEMY!

I would, but I need to get Greenstar to stop personally hating me and for some crazy guy to not kill me.
No offense, but you are trying to kill me.

More likely, Xantalos is an Obrynth, the original owners of the Abyss. They bugged out for the Far realms at some point, although a few of them, like Dagon, remain.

And now GWG is trying to spread dissension in our ranks by turning us against Xantalos. Typical Lawful Good, trying to exploit the nature of Evil teams to work against them.
It won't work, we're too chaotic for you.

That wasn't me!
And I'm only trying to turn you against the omnicidal guys. You know, the guys who want to destroy reality?
I'm trying to bribe some of you away from Xantalos.


On that note, misko: what would it take to get you to stop killing me and to fire Xantalos? Two powerful robots? A portal to the Nine Hells of Baator? What?
Oh, and the Nine Hells are the plane with beings most like misko, as of 3.5 D&D.