One taco is enough. Wander around town and try and think of something you might need because you suddenly have money.
After eating the tacos, your incredibly efficient metabolism notified you that there is sufficient fuel for you to operate until lunch.
You decided to buy more tacos for your roommate since he's like a vampire or something and won't stand in sunlight.
Maybe you should shop around for some more clo-
OH SHIT EMERGENCYBuy tacos, eat tacos. Make out with roommate. Sit on toilet for an hour because of tacos.
You run for the public toilets remembering that you haven't dropped the stool since three days ago. You waste a full hour on this business.
>Give up your stance as a feminist, and instead completely forsake any and all perceptions of gender or sex.
>Return home and regale your roommate with tales of your heroic exploits. Shower in celebratory tacos.
While sitting on the loo you have an idea that maybe you will refer to everything as an asexual being to protest against sexism. It seemed like a good idea. You walk back home, you would have been late if not for the fact that you two are self-employed.
The front door scan your hand and opens. It's a pretty wasteful use of money now that you think about it, but you can't complain because you're the one who bought it. You follow the smell of paint through the living room, kitchen, and to the hallway you initially came out of. You say "Open the door" and pushed on the wall at the dead-end, it slide back revealing a secret entrance, another of your wasteful spending.
It is pretty pointless since this is obviously not a secret room. Your roommate is surfing the internet with its laptop, there is 2 recently painted murals on the wall to your front and left.
You would tell him of how you just saved an old human from your senior sibling, the dialogue look a bit retarded because we all don't know your names.
It: Sup. So we are having tacos for the day?
You: Yeah. Guess what happened while I waited for them to open?
It: You saved an old woman from a mugger?
You: How did you know?!
It: I just guessed, so it was true?
You: Yeah, but the extra bit you didn't know is that it was (my senior sibling).
The rest of the dialogue degenerated into you two agreeing how your brother is such an idiot and asshole.
> Examine murals
The mural in front of you is a tall tower... wait, no, it's a huge tree... nah, it's like a cross between a tower and a tree. The cloud on the bottom suggest that it is very tall.
The mural on your left is a regal-looking woman who is probably a queen, stabbing a king in his heart. His blood is everywhere. The queen wears a look of terror.
>Examine roommate
It is extremely pale, but like you it always go out for a run in the morning, so forget your stereotypical nerds. It doesn't wear glasses, but you know for a fact that it wear red contacts while its eyes are aqua blue, making its eyes look purple. It is wearing a dark green T-shirt with the logo of the GRAPHICS magazine on it. It also wear pants but it's boring so you don't really care about them.
Inventory
Equipped Black jeans
White T-shirt
Red Wool top
Black Coat
Socks
Watch
Jeans Left pocket Room key
Right pocket Car key
$62
Coat Right pocket Mobile Phone
Plastic Bag A bunch of wrapped tacos
Karma:
NiceTime: 8 : 17 AM
Badassery: Pretty badass
Family Pride: Abysmal
> INSERT NAMES FOR
YOU
THE THIEF
YOUR ROOMMATE
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Topic: Far Dreams [A multi-genre adventure] (Read 8780 times)