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[Kashyyk]

Well, I know nothing about Miles Edgeworth, so I'm just gonna talk about Bugs Bunny.

Bugs is almost always eating a carrot, so assuming the food in the eating contest is all vegetables he'll do pretty damn well there. Sniping-wise, he's had a fair bit of experience being shot at, so maybe that'll give him a bit of skill at doing the shooting? For action heroing, again I think he'd do well, being a cartoon character makes him resistant to most forms of permanent injury (so long as comedy is involved), which is no doubt useful.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Miles Edgeworth? Apart from being a well-liked, slightly badass prosecutor? Nada.

Eating? Nothing special.
Sniping? Dayum no.
Action heroing? Maybe.

[Mlamlah]

In theory i think Miles could be a good action hero, melodramatic lawyers?
However, Bugs might beat someone with no expierience with guns merely because he has access to ACME.
I'm pretty sure Bugsy wins at least two out of three.But anyone who wants to argue the point has until at least the next round.

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Count Dracula versus Lord Soth

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Contest 1: A game of Riddles
Contest 2: Acquiring Fangirls and/or boys
Contest 3: Arguing on the Internet

Squirrel Girls vs. Sabre

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Contest 1: Jousting
Contest 2: Strip Poker
Contest 3: Detective Work

[Mlamlah]

Lord Soth, an undead warrior who rules over a dead army, he has the power to kill the weak-willed with a single word.
Squirrel Girl, a resourceful spunky girl with command over an army of squirrels.
Sabre, a female slightly less competent King Arthur, she wished someone better came to be in charge of her kingdom.

[Fireiy]

If Edgeworth called in Gumshoe he might have a chance. Since this is a one on one however he probably lose in eating unless its to eat very fine food.
Sniping? The only gun he has ever held were handguns, and only as evidence. Neither have any experience though...
As for the movie action hero, there are several dramatic parts in his game. Usually with this music playing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1N9aIxzgik

[zombie urist]

Riddles - Probably Soth
Fangirls - Dracula
Arguing on the internet - Soth

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Jousting - Sabre
Strip Poker - Probably squirrel girl, if the squirrels help her out.
Detective Work - 50/50 

[The Fool]

Riddles - Probably Soth
Fangirls - Dracula
Arguing on the internet - Soth

When you can kill weak-willed people with a single word you'll always win arguments online. I agree with all three.

Jousting - Sabre
Strip Poker - Squirrel Girl
Detective Work - Squirrel Girl, the squirrels can do the footwork.

[HailFire]

Don't know much about Edgeworth either, but he seems to me like the type who could pull off the McGyver-style action hero pretty well.

As for sniping... seems like kind of a dead heat to me, since both have no firearms experience (except insofar as having seen them/being on the receiving end of them counts as 'experience'), and they're both fast learners (or so I assume).

As for the current rounds... yeah, I got nothing. 

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WHAT IS A MAN?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Count Dracula vs. Lord Soth

I bet...
1.Soth
2. Dracula
3. Soth.

As for Saber vs Squirrel Girl:

1. Saber
2. Squirrel Girl
3. Squirrel Girl

Pretty much, one person's got the short end of the stick in each of the competitions.

[Donuts]

Is there any doubt that BM is gonna win all 3 contests whatever they may be? xD

[IamanElfCollaborator]

No, the world hates him, as usual, so it's going to be a jackass and kill him, or injure him, for our entertainment.

[Mlamlah]

An important detail: Sabre has inhibited emotions, which could give her an edge in poker.
Oh, and in theory, sniping is as much about hidng as shooting the other person down, as a rabbit i think bugsy might have the advantage there.

[Mlamlah]

Gordon Freeman vs. Pheonix Wright

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Competition 1: Pitting friends against eachother
Competition 2: Computer Wizardry
Competition 3: Pick up Artistry

Taskmaster vs. Black Mage

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Competition 1: Lightsabre Duel
Competition 2: Space Exploration
Competition 3: Velociraptor Chainsaw Jousting

Taskmaster: A suberb warrior with the unique ability to instantly learn any physical activity he observes for a sufficient period of time. He has used this ability to master the techniques of many superheroes. It could be said that his primary weakness is a lack of creativity.

Black Mage: A master of destructive magic.

[Donuts]

Gordon got guards and scientists, headcrabs and zombies, tentacle, houndeye, Alyx, Barney, Eli, and many other.... BUT HE CAN'T EFFING SPEAK!!!!! Maybe crowbar them?
Round 2, he is a scientist, after all
Round 3..... CAN'T SPEAK

[NRDL]

Taskmaster will own Black Mage, despite my personal preference for that crazy little guy.  Without Hadoken, BM is helpless.  2/3ds of the tasks are physical activities, and BM is not that good at traveling in space, I suppose.