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[misko27]

Inspired by This thread and This thread,I started wondering about what new, bizzare, hilarous bugs will arise out of coming features.We all now that the result of the hauling update was the plant seed weirdness, and the getting rid of the "wall yourself off" bug transmutated into the "Urist Cancels build wall: Urist Blocking it" bug, so I want to know, what oddness will arise? Obviously, if its a bug about Quantem physics, it doesn't belong here.

Jumping: Dwarves will attempt to jump over impossibly long distances, dying.

The ability to retire forts: the computer kills everyone with magma, and it dams all rivers.

Bay12, Give me your best shot.

[darkrider2]

Existentialism no longer leads some dwarves to commit suicide, they'll need a traumatic event for it to kick in now. hehehe.

EDIT: woops, belongs in the devlogs thread.

[Crioca]

Dwarves suffering from mercury poisoning sometimes claim workshops and demand goods.

[Darvi]

Dwarves will sometimes get stuck on/inside a tree, prompting dozens of forum comments about those damn hippy traitors chaining themselves to them.

[kaijyuu]

Winning was temporarily possible. That was fixed.

[Crioca]

The clouds of sulphur dioxide created from refining cinnabar into mercury do not form pools of vitriolic oil (sulphuric acid)

[Darvi]

Returning kidnapped kids to their homes will cause the corresponding civs to react negatively to them. Apparently they really don't want their children back.

[decev]

Way too many fish spawn as the fortress progresses

[Darvi]

Macabre mooded dorfs will maim themselves for the materials.

[GuardianTempest]

The new 'Joyous Biome Booze Rain' only happens when embarking near a volcano, thus causing local atmospheric combustion and only pyromaniac dwarves will be happy.

[Ubiq]

A dwarf will climb a tree to cut some limbs or collect fruit. Said dwarf will encounter some small animal on first level. Said animal will attack said dwarf, which results in job cancellation notice. Said dwarf dodges off of limb and falls one z-level below the canopy which hides said animal from sight. Said dwarf takes job to cut some limbs or collect fruit from tree.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

[BFEL]

Later on, when you decide to invade another civ, that civ will spontaneously die from having too many cats. Sending gifts of kittens will become the ultimate form of warfare.

[Darvi]

Slime rain has become mobile and possibly sentient. Toady's working on a working Bedragon spell so that the players can fight them efficiently.

[darklord92]

Toady adding physics to constructions, que fort melting goodness and reverse cave ins as the candy meeting hall floats away.

[Sonlirain]

Slade was accidentally set to have negative weight causing slade constructions to fly up and away upon embark taking large parts of the map with them and leaving a huge hole leading directly to the magma sea.