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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #285 on: October 05, 2012, 04:02:31 pm »

I combine myself with God!
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #286 on: October 05, 2012, 04:08:43 pm »

Respawn as void elemental. Use new-found void powers to remove Vortex.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #287 on: October 05, 2012, 04:12:12 pm »

RESPAWN AS GREATWYRMGOLD AND DOUBT THE CREDIBILITY OF THE DICE IF GETTING SOMETHING LESS THAN 3!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #288 on: October 05, 2012, 04:15:06 pm »

Jesus.

RESPAWN AS AI IN TERRAFORMING DEVICE.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #289 on: October 05, 2012, 04:15:56 pm »

BECOME DARK KNIGHT BATMAN. WHERE IS SHE?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #290 on: October 05, 2012, 09:06:44 pm »

I combine myself with God!
[3] God is tasty. What, not what you meant? Oh, well, not like anyone cares about Him...
Oh, my, the war effort on Earth is going worse.

Respawn as void elemental. Use new-found void powers to remove Vortex.
[6] You destroy the vortex! However, you also weaken your powers to the point where you can no longer remain nothing. Respawn?
Oh, and Furtaka...Respawn?

RESPAWN AS GREATWYRMGOLD AND DOUBT THE CREDIBILITY OF THE DICE IF GETTING SOMETHING LESS THAN 3!
[4-1,000,000] You die horribly. Respawn?

Jesus.

RESPAWN AS AI IN TERRAFORMING DEVICE.
[1] You respawn as the first thing you said, Jesus. Wait, what?

BECOME DARK KNIGHT BATMAN. WHERE IS SHE?
[1] You become Man-Bat, who cannot breathe in space. Better find air, or you're dead in two turns!

GM Turn:
The band, relieved that the vortex is gone, summon [3] a kazoo-playing tribble Aquaman.
Dr. Kong enters the portal. Uh, good for him...
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #291 on: October 05, 2012, 09:07:41 pm »

I return to ghost form
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #292 on: October 05, 2012, 09:13:11 pm »

BECOME Benkei in a space suit!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #293 on: October 05, 2012, 09:15:52 pm »

Thanks for the Wikipedia link.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #294 on: October 06, 2012, 04:51:13 pm »

Hmm... Respawn as a Mineral Quasi-Elemental.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #295 on: October 06, 2012, 04:58:57 pm »

LET THERE BE NO DIMENSIONS BUT THE DIMENSION WHICH I AM
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #296 on: October 06, 2012, 05:06:49 pm »

...
Jesus?
...
Interpreting that as "raptor-jesus"
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RETURN TO EARTH AND LEAD RESISTANCE TO FIGHT LEGIONS OF HELL.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #297 on: October 06, 2012, 06:00:36 pm »

I return to ghost form
[4] You sure do!

BECOME Benkei in a space suit!
[4] You sure do!

Hmm... Respawn as a Mineral Quasi-Elemental.
[2] You sure don't!

LET THERE BE NO DIMENSIONS BUT THE DIMENSION WHICH I AM
[2] Ah, no dice.

...
Jesus?
...
Interpreting that as "raptor-jesus"
...
RETURN TO EARTH AND LEAD RESISTANCE TO FIGHT LEGIONS OF HELL.
[4] You are raptor-Jesus, whatever that is.
[4] What is wrong with this die? The invasion establishes a beachhead on Earth.

GM Turn:
Batxenomorph asks to join the band. [3] He becomes their roady.
The band [3] summons a fragile stage to play on.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #298 on: October 06, 2012, 06:02:24 pm »

Dammit, try respawning again. As a magma para-elemental.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« Reply #299 on: October 06, 2012, 06:05:03 pm »

DIE IS BEING RIDICULOUS

DENYING ME EXISTENCE

ANNIHILATE DICE, BECOME SENTIENT FUNGUS PERSON
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