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[Vorthon]

Type "Terraform Mars" into the laptop.

There we go, problem solved. Unless I fumbled the typing. In that cases, things will probably become exponentially worse.

[misko27]

Firstly, I have bacon powers, and as everyone knows, bacon can do anything.

Secondly, I would really like to see a organized baconic presense I will continue until I suceed.

CONVINCE WARRING BACON ENTITIES TO MOVE TO MARS FOR THE REDNESS
ESTABLISH BACON BASED MARTIAN COLONY. REQUIREMENTS INCULDE A BACON SCENTED AIR DOME.
TYPE IN EARTH-LIKE ATMOSPHERE.

Type "Terraform Mars" into the laptop.

There we go, problem solved. Unless I fumbled the typing. In that cases, things will probably become exponentially worse.

I can easily imagine ways this will fail even if you suceed.

[Praecordia]

Respawn next to computer.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Control someone telepathically to type "1000 Urists Plump Helmet Wine"

[GreatWyrmGold]

Type "Terraform Mars" into the laptop.

There we go, problem solved. Unless I fumbled the typing. In that cases, things will probably become exponentially worse.

You type [2] "Terragorn Lars." Lars gets turned into planet-sized gorn. Eww...

Firstly, I have bacon powers, and as everyone knows, bacon can do anything.

Secondly, I would really like to see a organized baconic presense I will continue until I suceed.

CONVINCE WARRING BACON ENTITIES TO MOVE TO MARS FOR THE REDNESS
ESTABLISH BACON BASED MARTIAN COLONY. REQUIREMENTS INCULDE A BACON SCENTED AIR DOME.
TYPE IN EARTH-LIKE ATMOSPHERE.

[3] A few Bacon Separatists move to Mars before you are deemed a mad former prophet. [4] There is a new Martian colony made of bacon, [1] and then the colonists get hungry...

Respawn next to computer.

[3] You are now within 30 feet of the Laptop.

Control someone telepathically to type "1000 Urists Plump Helmet Wine"

[5] You control killerhellhound to type [1-1] some gibberish. The Laptop is consumed in a vortex of nonsense. Whoops...

GM Turn:
Everyone flees the vortex! [4,3,5,1] Except for mutant Gordon Ramsay, who accidentally charges into it.
Everyone who needs to breath air dies! Respawn?
The vortex consumes the block...

[Furtuka]

I posess the vortex!

[Spinal_Taper]

BECOME JUSTICE, AND THE NIGHT.

[misko27]

TYPE IN STANDARD-ISSUE TRANS-DIMNESIONAL EMERGENCY STASIS GRENADES.
Lob them at vortex. Oh vortex.
TYPE IN STATIONARY SECURE DOME DEPLOYMENT DEVICE
(The secure means it doesn't break, and is re-usable. Considering we keep destroying the dome, I'd like to have a easier solution.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Guys, there's a big all-consuming vortex. Do you not care?

[Furtuka]

Guys, there's a big all-consuming vortex. Do you not care?

And it will soon become mine! All mine!! Well theres a 1/3 chance it will anyways

[misko27]

Guys, there's a big all-consuming vortex. Do you not care?

TYPE IN STANDARD-ISSUE TRANS-DIMNESIONAL EMERGENCY STASIS GRENADES.
Lob them at vortex. Oh vortex.

AM I NOT BEING CLEAR?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Guys, there's a big all-consuming vortex. Do you not care?

TYPE IN STANDARD-ISSUE TRANS-DIMNESIONAL EMERGENCY STASIS GRENADES.
Lob them at vortex. Oh vortex.

AM I NOT BEING CLEAR?

I'm talking about the others.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Embrace the vortex with a chicken nugget MANHUG OF LOVE.

[DiezIrae]

CLOSE THE VORTEX FROM THE HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE... WITH GOD AS PLUG!

[GreatWyrmGold]

I posess the vortex!

[4] Congratulations! You can't control yourself very well, but you CAN slow down...

BECOME JUSTICE, AND THE NIGHT.

[4] You become the third Batman. Fourth, counting the xenomorph.

TYPE IN STANDARD-ISSUE TRANS-DIMNESIONAL EMERGENCY STASIS GRENADES.
Lob them at vortex. Oh vortex.
TYPE IN STATIONARY SECURE DOME DEPLOYMENT DEVICE
(The secure means it doesn't break, and is re-usable. Considering we keep destroying the dome, I'd like to have a easier solution.

[1] You run towards the laptop, realising a moment too late that it was the first thing consumed by the vortex. Respawn?

Embrace the vortex with a chicken nugget MANHUG OF LOVE.

[3] Um...you succeed. Respawn?

CLOSE THE VORTEX FROM THE HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE... WITH GOD AS PLUG!

[1] You stuff God into the vortex. Not only does God get sucked in, so does his boss. Respawn?

GM Turn:
The band continues to run.
Batxenomorph challenges Spinal_Taper to a duel.
More of the city gets consumed. There's not much left...