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[Furtuka]

Go to labtop

Type in clones of Furtuka's original body. Hit create three times. Create body swappers

[Spinal_Taper]

/sing with unholy strength. Be amazing.

[Doomblade187]

Type in "M1 Abrams" and click create. Use tank to clear rubble.

[misko27]

TYPE ANTI-TANK RIFLE
SHOOT AT ABRAMS
TYPE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

[GreatWyrmGold]

Go to labtop

Type in clones of Furtuka's original body. Hit create three times. Create body swappers

[3] You type "Clones of Furtaka's original budy" and hit "Create!" three times. [1, 6, 2] Nine childhood friends of Furtaka's appear.

/sing with unholy strength. Be amazing.

By /stuff, do you mean to do stuff or to stop doing stuff?
[6] You sing with unholy strength, shattering the dome. Oh, dear...

Type in "M1 Abrams" and click create. Use tank to clear rubble.

You type in "M11 Abrams Abrams," due to your excitement and fear. A massive tank, at least 11 times as big as an M1 Abrams but just as archaic in this era of Martian colonies, appears. [5-1] Despite not knowing how to pilot a tank, you move rubble off the site. It wasn't so hard, actually, there's this big button that [4] blew up the rubble and left the tank mostly unscathed.

TYPE ANTI-TANK RIFLE
SHOOT AT ABRAMS

[6] You accidently type "Rifle" twice, leading to a gun made to shoot at anti-tank guns. [3] It scratches the tank's paint.

[GreatWyrmGold]

To make this easier, anyone who posts from here on out will be added to this character list.

Character list moved to OP.

[misko27]

TYPE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
TYPE GIANT FORK
TYPE CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST SUPERVILLIAN
EAT SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND ABSORB HIS POWER
USE NEWLY AQUIRED POWER TO DEFEAT FUNDAMENTALIST
CREATE TOM CRUISE
DEFEAT TOM CRUISE

[Furtuka]

Type in android body and hit create 8241 times

[GreatWyrmGold]

TYPE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
TYPE GIANT FORK
TYPE CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST SUPERVILLIAN
EAT SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND ABSORB HIS POWER
USE NEWLY AQUIRED POWER TO DEFEAT FUNDAMENTALIST
CREATE TOM CRUISE
DEFEAT TOM CRUISE

I think that from now on I'm limiting everyone to two unrelated actions.
[4, 4] You type "Flying spaghetti monster Giant fork" before the laptop gets swiped.

Type in android body and hit create 8241 times

[4] You type in "Android body" and hit "Create!" 4,298 times before noticing that the androids are more spaghetti than machine and have giant forks for hands.

To make this easier, anyone who posts from here on out will be added to this character list.

Spoiler: PCs (click to show/hide)

Doomblade187, in a giant tank
Furtaka, still dead
misko27
Spinal_Taper, future Jester Lich

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

9 childhood friends of Furtaka
Thousands of giant spaghetti monster androids

[Furtuka]

...try to make proper blank cyborg bodies

[misko27]

CHSNGE OF PLANS: TYPE XENU THE SCIENTOLOGY ALIEN GOD/THING/WHATEVER
GET HIM FIGHTING ARMY OF SPAGHETTI MONSTERS

[GreatWyrmGold]

...try to make proper blank cyborg bodies

[6] You find spare parts in the rubble, and what else you need is basically available free from those nice spaghettiborgs. You only manage to make 7, though, since you're still 100% insubstantial and barely able to affect the material world, especially after the...wait, you're a flat cat. That's why I needed a character sheet! You only assemble 8.

CHSNGE OF PLANS: TYPE XENU THE SCIENTOLOGY ALIEN GOD/THING/WHATEVER
GET HIM FIGHTING ARMY OF SPAGHETTI MONSTERS

You type in [1] "Xenomorph Scientologist alien godling/whatever" and don't realise your mistake until a Scientologist xenomorph queen with divine powers shows up.

To make this easier, anyone who posts from here on out will be added to this character list.

Spoiler: PCs (click to show/hide)

Doomblade187, in a giant tank
Furtaka, Martian flat cat
misko27
Spinal_Taper, future Jester Lich

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

9 childhood friends of Furtaka
Thousands of giant spaghetti monster androids
Eight empty robodies
Scientologist xenomorph godling

[Furtuka]

Create body swapping machine

[misko27]

I appear to have created a number of hugely powerful factions. ONE MORE.

TYPE BACON DEMIGOD WITH FLYING PIG ARMY
RECORD MASSIVE BATTLE BETWEEN THE THREE ENTITIES I CREATED

[GreatWyrmGold]

Create body swapping machine

[5] Amazingly, a creature little more than a motile disk of fur manages to make a body-swapping machine.
 

I appear to have created a number of hugely powerful factions. ONE MORE.

TYPE BACON DEMIGOD WITH FLYING PIG ARMY
RECORD MASSIVE BATTLE BETWEEN THE THREE ENTITIES I CREATED

[1] You type "Bavim demigod witty frying pug army." A demigod named Bavim manifests as an army of pugs, looking for something to fry with their deep-frying-grease guns.