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[GreatWyrmGold]

The fluffy wamblers are ours. Specifically, our ammunition.

[IronyOwl]

Create a black hole.

Wait, why?

Reinforce dirt man!
Repeat previous plan!
Make a crown out of dead imps!

[2] You sort of throw some dirt on it. It's not very effective...

You don't remember having a previous plan. Well, a previous plan that could work.

Swarm those pitiful and weak (but offensive) bearmen. Rend their flesh and make a crown of their fluff.

[2] Curses! Foiled again! It seems the bearmen are stronger than they appear. Or your imps are weaker. Or a lot more cowardly.

Hrm.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Create new minion that can throw things!
Have it throw fluffy wamblers at the weakest imps!
Gauge the effects of thrown wamblers!
Turn dead imps into a crown!

[IronyOwl]

Create new minion that can throw things!

But you're just a humble Fluffy Wambler King! How would you-


...why hello there, good-looking...


Well, you suppose this technically counts as making a minion that can throw things.

Have it throw fluffy wamblers at the weakest imps!

You get the distinct feeling your peoples' respect for you is waning.


Plus, it looks like all the imps retreated back up into the sky. You really don't think that qualifies as throwing range.

Gauge the effects of thrown wamblers!

They appear to be fluffy and soft. Surprisingly aerodynamic, though- apparently they can curl into a ball better than you'd thought.

Turn dead imps into a crown!

That would require some dead imps, which you don't see any of. You don't think you can seduce your way out of this one, either.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Create a better thrower the way I made the wamblers and the imps and the dirt-man!

[Criptfeind]

This game is amazing by the way. Simply amazing. Too bad we don't have more people.

Have my people retreat to the highest reaches of what I hope is a cavern that we are in. Have them break off bits of rock and use them to start digging homes into the ceiling. We shall make our stand here! Where we are fairly safe and lets be honest holy shit down there is scary I totally agree guys don't worry I don't blame you for failing in the attack.

[Khorne]

Create a being made of fire. And create a leader for them completely obedient to me.

[RAM]

Throwing teddies looks like fun, try juggling them!

Spoiler: MEANWHILE... (click to show/hide)

Wield your superior dirt-moulding powers to build a fort behind the dirt-man.

Spoiler: ALSO... (click to show/hide)

Use dirt to draw a pair of glasses around your eyes then wax philosophical.

[IronyOwl]

Throwing teddies looks like fun, try juggling them!

Spoiler: MEANWHILE... (click to show/hide)

Wield your superior dirt-moulding powers to build a fort behind the dirt-man.

Spoiler: ALSO... (click to show/hide)

Use dirt to draw a pair of glasses around your eyes then wax philosophical.

Eh, it's kinda cute for a moment or two.

Also, you don't know anything about philosophy or a dirt man.

Create a being made of fire. And create a leader for them completely obedient to me.

But why? You kind of think you've made enough things just for the hell of it with those teddy bears and imps.

Create a better thrower the way I made the wamblers and the imps and the dirt-man!

What? You didn't create the wamblers. Except for the one, and even that you had help with.


You're also pretty sure you didn't create the imps. You think you'd have remembered that one.

As for the dirt-man... you're not sure how piling dirt up is going to make a better thrower.

This game is amazing by the way. Simply amazing. Too bad we don't have more people.

Have my people retreat to the highest reaches of what I hope is a cavern that we are in. Have them break off bits of rock and use them to start digging homes into the ceiling. We shall make our stand here! Where we are fairly safe and lets be honest holy shit down there is scary I totally agree guys don't worry I don't blame you for failing in the attack.

((Thanks. :3))

[6] Wheeeeeeeeee!

You're now well-entrenched in the cavern ceiling and walls. Coincidentally the ceiling and walls now seem a little less entrenched in themselves.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Locate more minions!

[Criptfeind]

Send out scouts to find the lay of the surrounding lands. Also make a little crown out of the rocks if I can.

[RAM]

Steal the Wambler King's imaginary cape and hat!

[IronyOwl]

Steal the Wambler King's imaginary cape and hat!

Locate more minions!

Not looking good.

Send out scouts to find the lay of the surrounding lands. Also make a little crown out of the rocks if I can.

Near as they can tell, it's a giant cave with nothing particularly interesting in it.


[2] Also, no crown.

[Criptfeind]

Damn. Petition that demon guy to make the world more interesting. Maybe some flora and fauna. Bigger area. Magma. Rifts.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Have dirtman come to life.
Sacrifice fluffy wamblers to do so if needed.