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[poketwo]

You do realise that orks can't be killed like that? It takes some serrious Nurgle shit to even make them sick. They ARE the mega-bioweapons of the old ones.

[Whisperling]

No, they are in the internet. Putting FB's in there will only make it worse.

I'm no branigain, you fool.

The situation would probably get worse before it gets better, but FBs are non-sapient, which means they have a horrible time trying to understand things outside DF. Keeping them someplace where you can manually delete them shouldn't be an issue.

[Egan_BW]

You do realise that orks can't be killed like that? It takes some serrious Nurgle shit to even make them sick. They ARE the mega-bioweapons of the old ones.

Not sick, dead. Best to cut out the middleman, you know? 

[poketwo]

Fungicide wont work on orks, that's what I was saying.

And I though FB's were banned from net realease on the '45 mega virus incident?

[Whisperling]

Fungicide wont work on orks, that's what I was saying.

And I though FB's were banned from net realease on the '45 mega virus incident?

Whoops, forgot about that. You might be able to authorize one with a non-contagious syndrome to deal with the orks, though.

[poketwo]

Well, the main problem is the world I gen'd was a 40k one. I don't want to risk either nurgle or tzeentch comming out and taking over a bunch of computers.

[NullForceOmega]

Orbital strike on the infected servers inbound, please adhere to quarantine procedure on logout, I'd hate to have to spin up the particle cannon and then have some damn fool force me to glass another continent.

[TheBiggerFish]

Hold the particle cannon.  It worked.

[Egan_BW]

Bah! The fungicide was working just fine! If you just waited a little longer we could have saved those servers...
Need to... increase the concentration next time. Yes.

[poketwo]

Were you able to get the freebooters as well? They're more spread out.

[Nullsrc]

Year Four: Well, didn't know that the dwarves would go all capitalist on me and build megacorporations. Now we've got some kind of aluminum company ruling the whole fort, and forcing people to eat the aluminum.

[guessingo]

Player 1: I just upgraded to 10,000 Core CPU, how come game performance didn't increase?

Player 2: I just bought a liquid nitrogen CPU cooler and overlcocked my CPU to 1,000,000 GHZ damn the game is fast, but DHS stormed my house, they thought I was doing a terorrist attack due to how much power I used. My mom is going to kill me when she gets the power bill. I am so screwed.

Mod: Just released a Virtual Reality Mod to visualize dwarf fortress.
Mod: ESP DF. Don't need to type anymore. This Mod works with your brain implants. Finally Dwarf Fortress has reached 2030.


Toady Update: Completed the move to a tug boat. The polar ice caps melting finally flooded us out. All is good. We have a satellite uplink and use hydro power since we are on the ocean. However, now I need to budget time to fish and clean the boat.

[poketwo]

Fuckin' EA, the remenants of that fool company will do anything to mark up prices and win. Including mealting the polar Icecaps! Why have they stouped to cartoon villany levels of evil!?

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

No, Urist.

You are the polar ice cap melters. I am. WE ALL ARE.

Ayamaerei, Elven Hippie, cancels Hippie Stuff: Interrupted by Axedwarf.

Ayamaerei, Elven Hippie, has been struck down.

[Untrustedlife]

Player 1: I just upgraded to 10,000 Core CPU, how come game performance didn't increase?

Player 2: I just bought a liquid nitrogen CPU cooler and overlcocked my CPU to 1,000,000 GHZ damn the game is fast, but DHS stormed my house, they thought I was doing a terorrist attack due to how much power I used. My mom is going to kill me when she gets the power bill. I am so screwed.

Mod: Just released a Virtual Reality Mod to visualize dwarf fortress.
Mod: ESP DF. Don't need to type anymore. This Mod works with your brain implants. Finally Dwarf Fortress has reached 2030.


Toady Update: Completed the move to a tug boat. The polar ice caps melting finally flooded us out. All is good. We have a satellite uplink and use hydro power since we are on the ocean. However, now I need to budget time to fish and clean the boat.

Saw on the news today that the DF virtual reality mod bugged out and now several players are stuck in the game as adventurers, they tried to remove the helmet from one of them and his brain was fried.. The poor poor souls. What was this modder thinking!

Update:
Someone died in game and the same thing happened to them I hope the media doesnt cover this too closely..will give the game a bad rap.
He was struck down for the last time