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Rakonas

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The Perfect Heist
« on: September 12, 2012, 11:17:08 pm »
It was December 20th, 2016, when Elite Liberal Founder Kristie Callahan, codename Truth, walked into American Bank Corp unarmed, wearing a conservative suit. She walked up to the teller and demanded that he open the vault, and bluffed her way past a few guards in order to enter the vault quite easily. Before she could get all the money in her purse, SWAT raided the vault... twice. She bluffed both of them using her elite liberal diplomancy. When she got in her stolen sportscar and loaded it with all the money from the vault, she drove away, with the single police cruiser who had responded unable to keep up. And that's how to rob a bank.
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Jonathan S. Fox

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Re: The Perfect Heist
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2012, 11:25:21 pm »
Color me impressed. I didn't know you could walk in unarmed and still get them to open the vault for you. I knew you could try, I didn't know it would work.
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Re: The Perfect Heist
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2012, 11:35:37 pm »
Wow, that's some pretty epic bullshitting, right there. :p

"A robber? No no, I'm a vault inspector come to... inspect the vault."
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Re: The Perfect Heist
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 11:40:20 pm »
"Yes, Im from Vault Tech... No that isn't just a company from a game."
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Re: The Perfect Heist
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 01:42:51 pm »
Totally not a theif, just the... um... money inspector! I need to take this money with me so I can inspect it, yes.
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Re: The Perfect Heist
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2012, 02:54:58 pm »
Something tells me Inspector Gadget isn't going to get mentioned, anyways that's pretty amazing! What's your persuasion at? The highest I've had mine at is 8, that's pretty high considering the fact I think 8 is a sexy number.
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Re: The Perfect Heist
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2012, 04:09:06 pm »
Quote from: jimbobobby on September 18, 2012, 02:54:58 pm
Something tells me Inspector Gadget isn't going to get mentioned, anyways that's pretty amazing! What's your persuasion at? The highest I've had mine at is 8, that's pretty high considering the fact I think 8 is a sexy number.

Yeah. Eight's got all those curves...

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Re: The Perfect Heist
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2012, 07:38:42 pm »
What are your stats and skills at to have performed such a heist?  Juice?
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