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Migrants

Siege

(Semi-)Megabeast

LEAVE TEH DORFS ALONE!!!11

[pisskop]

No seeds!

barrel of pondgrabber cutlets [11/25]
barrel of plump helmets [11/25]
barrel of longland grass [25/25]
barrel of sunberries [25/25]
barrel of dwarven beer [11/25]
barrel of dwarven ale [11/25]
14 plump helmet spawns

14 plump helmet spawns

No seeds!

barrel of pondgrabber cutlets [11/25]
barrel of plump helmets [11/25]
barrel of longland grass [25/25]
barrel of sunberries [25/25]
barrel of dwarven beer [11/25]
barrel of dwarven ale [11/25]
14 plump helmet spawns

14 plump helmet spawns

No seeds!

barrel of pondgrabber cutlets [11/25]
barrel of plump helmets [11/25]
barrel of longland grass [25/25]
barrel of sunberries [25/25]
barrel of dwarven beer [11/25]
barrel of dwarven ale [11/25]
14 plump helmet spawns

14 plump helmet spawns

Shut up!  Just shut up!  I just woke up(late), and...  :[  I missed that part...

[Dariush]

TRIPLE SNIP OF DOOM

Shut up!  Just shut up!  I just woke up(late), and...  :[  I missed that part...

For some reason I'm inclined to believe you.

Also, where are we going to build the tower? I only agree with building on the ground, not on the volcano. That's just pointless.

[PlutoniumApe]

ROUND 6 - FIRST BLOOD





Donut and Datan head outside to start on the fortifications, when they get ambushed by a goblin.
The goblin manages to stab Donut in the shoulder with his sword, but is struck down by Datan in the blink of an eye.
Dariush pops up and complains that he didn't get in on the action.
Donut is bleeding lightly but insists that it's only a flesh wound.



Donut starts digging up the trench, piling up the earth on the other side to make a mudwall. Due to his injury digging is a little slow.
Datan uses the poles to fortify the construction.
Gobo returns with the rest of the birds and starts cutting them apart. He uses two wings to compliment his outfit.
He also reports having seen weird creatures walking the woods and urges the others to be careful when leaving the camp.



Dariush guards the entrance, piling up boulders around it.



Lobram had a little help piling up the wood in the crafting area, where he also moved his workbench.
He finishes 3 tables & chairs.



Inod prepares a barrel of dwarven wine with the 5 plump helmets that had been left.
Gamur plants the spawns, of which he had 20 when 6 more plump helmets were eaten by the others.

Spoiler: OVERVIEW - HUGE MAP (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dwarves (click to show/hide)

Gobo
Stout - Antisocial - Muscular
[Marksman][+Hunter+]

Datan KoganUrist
Muscular - Creative - Hardworking
[Craftsdwarf][Woodworker]

Gamur
Pessimistic - Doctor - Brusque
[Animal Caretaker][Doctor][Farmer]

Dariush
Sociopathic - Dual-wielding - Bloodthirsty
[Woodworker][Fighter][Animal Trainer]

Donut
Hardworking - Intelligent - Strong
[+Miner+][Fighter]

Lobram
Dexterous - Crafty - Drunkard
[+Woodworker+]

Inod Stoneshored
Big-Build - Independent - Easy-Going
[Woodworker][Brewer]

Spoiler: Lifestock (click to show/hide)

llama (m)
war llama (f)
dog (m): Wrex
dog (f)
cat(f):RAPEPILLAGER
cat(m)

Spoiler: Supplies (click to show/hide)

Weapons and Armory:
2 copper axes
copper short sword
copper crossbow
quiver with 24 copper bolts
3 copper bucklers
iron axe
obisidan short sword
2 wooden axes
iron helmet
iron shortsword
copper shoulderpads

Tools:
iron pickaxe
iron anvil
rope
bucket
wheelbarrow

Shops:
Woodworker
Brewery

Furniture:
7 beds
hatch
7 doors
3 doors
3 chairs

Food and Drink:
barrel of pondgrabber cutlets [10/25]
barrel of longland grass [25/25]
barrel of sunberries [25/25]
barrel of dwarven beer [8/25]
barrel of dwarven ale [7/25]
barrel of dwarven wine [25/25]
5 plump helmet spawns

Resources:
15 uristsł of wood
30 uristsł of twigs and needles
30 wooden poles
5 uristsł of gold ore
5 dead skeletal ravens

Spoiler: Ramblings (New Rules) (click to show/hide)

Plants will take 2 turns to grow after planting, with a yield of 2/spawn
Fertilizer and skill may increase the number.

Brewing will give you 5 units of alcohol for any given plant.

I might also have forgotten a few actions, but this round was rather slow due to hauling and such.
So this is the best you could make of the situation, leave it to bay12 for a 5 page discussion about magma.

Food is also a little low, but you will make it until the new plump helmets grow.
If you want to continue brewing you will need more barrels, that's why I had to empty the plump helmets.

And before I forget: this goblin has been brought to you by ansontan2000

[ansontan2000]

Goshdarnit! I didn't expect 2 people to come out at the same time!

[pisskop]

Jerk....

Gobo: on with crafts!  [edit]After making 125 bolts or so.[/edit]

also, I kina wanna start a Goblin fortress... If somebody want to volunteer to draw...  Or Ill play with this inkscape and see what I come up with.

[Dariush]

Why am I still running around with wooden axes? Sheathe them (not throw away) and retrieve my BRUTAL ones. Dariush also wears the goblin's helmet and takes his sword and buckler to his room. Then he hacks out a message on the door, "DAETH TO ALL WOH INRTUDE THIS PLCAE".

[pisskop]

On a note, miner Mcdonuts should dig a stockpile room.
WhomeverLobram should make mechanisms.
Do we need a Depot?  if so, let's designate an area for that, if not outright build it.  Fuck all the dangers that aren't showing up yet.


lol @ Dariush


[edit:  What a facinating tool this inkscape is... really highlights my inablity to draw a straight line.  And my newfound ability to correct it with painstaking editing[/edit]

[10ebbor10]

First, first aid. Apply some clean snow to the wound, that should stop the bleeding a bit. Then a bandage preferably from some cleaned(with cooked water or booze) fiber. Maybe use a patch of the goblins clothes.

As for a stockpile, we don't really need that now. Finishing our defenses is more important.

[Mlamlah]

Gamur should jump at the chance of actually using his doctoryness, and should diagnose and treat donut.

[pisskop]

Gamur should jump at the chance of actually using his doctoryness, and should diagnose and treat donut.

Thats not very dwarfy...

Spoiler: bad bad sketch (click to show/hide)

[evilcherry]

Why am I still running around with wooden axes? Sheathe them (not throw away) and retrieve my BRUTAL ones. Dariush also wears the goblin's helmet and takes his sword and buckler to his room. Then he hacks out a message on the door, "DAETH TO ALL WOH INRTUDE THIS PLCAE".

How on earth you got enough hands for 2 handaxes, 2 wooden axes, sword, and board?
I tend to agree that Dariush need the best affordable equipment, but that's getting excessive.

That means:

Dariush: 4x Axe, Iron Helmet, Copper pads
Datan: Greataxe, Copper Buckler, Copper Helmet
Donut: Pick, Copper Buckler, Iron Sword, (Vulture Helmet)
Gobo: Xbow, Bolts, Obsidian sword, Moose helmet
Everyone else just pick up what they can use. Sword and board comes to mind, but that means extra shields and a few more swords. Alternatively wooden spears might prove capable of pinning things down. Alternatively try to find some obsidian.

[PlutoniumApe]

Gobo on with crafts! After making 125 bolts or so.(craft what exactly?)
Inod
Datan
Dariush retrieves axes. also wears the goblin's helmet and takes his sword and buckler to his room.
Then he hacks out a message on the door, "DAETH TO ALL WOH INRTUDE THIS PLCAE". (<- which door?)
Gamur should jump at the chance of actually using his doctoryness, and should diagnose and treat donut.
Lobram should make mechanisms.
Donut get diagnosed, dig moat

10ebbor10 had a place on the map for a trading depot, southeast of the llama pasture.
If you want to build stuff, please don't forget adding which materials you are planning on using for this (really important!)

Also speaking of bad sketches

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you want some advice on how to best proceed, don't be afraid to send me a PM, pisskop.

Why am I still running around with wooden axes? Sheathe them (not throw away) and retrieve my BRUTAL ones. Dariush also wears the goblin's helmet and takes his sword and buckler to his room. Then he hacks out a message on the door, "DAETH TO ALL WOH INRTUDE THIS PLCAE".

How on earth you got enough hands for 2 handaxes, 2 wooden axes, sword, and board?
I tend to agree that Dariush need the best affordable equipment, but that's getting excessive.

That means:

Dariush: 4x Axe, Iron Helmet, Copper pads
Datan: Greataxe, Copper Buckler, Copper Helmet
Donut: Pick, Copper Buckler, Iron Sword, (Vulture Helmet)
Gobo: Xbow, Bolts, Obsidian sword, Moose helmet
Everyone else just pick up what they can use. Sword and board comes to mind, but that means extra shields and a few more swords. Alternatively wooden spears might prove capable of pinning things down. Alternatively try to find some obsidian.

we have no copper helmet, I'm afraid. I will also allow a buckler to be equipped with a weapon, shields are a different story.

[Dariush]

Sheaths were specifically created to solve the problem of lack of hands.

And I want me to carve the message out on my own door.

[evilcherry]

Gobo on with crafts! After making 125 bolts or so.(craft what exactly?)
Inod
Datan
Dariush retrieves axes. also wears the goblin's helmet and takes his sword and buckler to his room.
Then he hacks out a message on the door, "DAETH TO ALL WOH INRTUDE THIS PLCAE". (<- which door?)
Gamur should jump at the chance of actually using his doctoryness, and should diagnose and treat donut.
Lobram should make mechanisms.
Donut get diagnosed, dig moat

10ebbor10 had a place on the map for a trading depot, southeast of the llama pasture.
If you want to build stuff, please don't forget adding which materials you are planning on using for this (really important!)

Also speaking of bad sketches

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you want some advice on how to best proceed, don't be afraid to send me a PM, pisskop.

Why am I still running around with wooden axes? Sheathe them (not throw away) and retrieve my BRUTAL ones. Dariush also wears the goblin's helmet and takes his sword and buckler to his room. Then he hacks out a message on the door, "DAETH TO ALL WOH INRTUDE THIS PLCAE".

How on earth you got enough hands for 2 handaxes, 2 wooden axes, sword, and board?
I tend to agree that Dariush need the best affordable equipment, but that's getting excessive.

That means:

Dariush: 4x Axe, Iron Helmet, Copper pads
Datan: Greataxe, Copper Buckler, Copper Helmet
Donut: Pick, Copper Buckler, Iron Sword, (Vulture Helmet)
Gobo: Xbow, Bolts, Obsidian sword, Moose helmet
Everyone else just pick up what they can use. Sword and board comes to mind, but that means extra shields and a few more swords. Alternatively wooden spears might prove capable of pinning things down. Alternatively try to find some obsidian.

we have no copper helmet, I'm afraid. I will also allow a buckler to be equipped with a weapon, shields are a different story.

Screw that. No helmet then.

Unless Dariush practices Muay Thai I still don't see the point of him having 6 weapons. Beserkers do not need to switch to sword and board, mind you.

If Lobram still has time he should start a forge, a kiln, or whatever converts wood into charcoal. We should be able to work hot gold without stone tools alone.

Anvil = Hot iron over a sand cast. Will work itself by working with other metals.

[Mlamlah]

Gamur should jump at the chance of actually using his doctoryness, and should diagnose and treat donut.

Thats not very dwarfy...

Spoiler: bad bad sketch (click to show/hide)

Open wound frostbite is a bitch, like freezerburn, but with dwarfsies.