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No! I think it's fine just the way it is, and to hell with all who dare say otherwise!

1 (6.3%)

Yes, and I know exactly how it should be done! (elaborate below)

2 (12.5%)

Yes, but I have no idea how it should be done!

3 (18.8%)

Yes, by setting a base limit for the amount of time that passes per update. (specify limit below)

1 (6.3%)

Why yes, DZA, I am indeed well aware that I am wasting my vote by selecting this completely useless poll option.

9 (56.3%)

Total Members Voted: 16

[Parsely]

I'm a semi square!

You're some nameless shape with an impossible amount of sides.

[gman8181]

Slaves to DZA II: Rise of the Squares (and that semi square thing)

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

You're some nameless shape with an impossible amount of sides.

Like a twelve dimensional cube?

[Xanmyral]

Sounds about right.

[Vgray]

Maybe I should start using ritual squares.

[King DZA]

I approve of this change, so long as there is the non-gizoogle translation under it so I can make sure I don't miss anything.

^^^

It's not that I'm a square... it's just... never mind.

Don't worry, gman. No one can blame you for enjoying my simple yet charming writing style in all its unaltered glory. No matter how much of a square it makes you.

Slaves to DZA II: Rise of the Squares (and that semi square thing)

Do you mean this in a purely geometrical sense, or can I expect you all to be rocking bowl cuts and pocket protectors in the next chapter?

[Kestrel_6]

The Moderator is already a square.

Well, kinda.

[Xantalos]

Ahoy there squares! 10-day bump ahead!

[King DZA]

*Obligatory post affirming that I am still alive and will have the next update out at the soonest date possible*

[Xantalos]

*nonobligatory affirmation of joy and assurance that the game continues at your pleasure*

[Kestrel_6]

I was scared this game became ded.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

25 minutes to go...

[Kestrel_6]

DZAAAAAAA?

[King DZA]

Still alive. Still here. (and sadly) Still busy.

I was scared this game became ded.

Purge those blasphemous thoughts from your head, boy. As I have stated numerous times in the past, this adventure was created with the full intention of being seen through to the very end. I may end up having to invent an elixir of immortality just so that you can all live long enough for that to happen, but goddamn it we shall have a finale!
Yes, there will be slowdowns, there will be hiatuses, and there will be interruptions. My writing is not swift, nor my life steady. Yet even still, I attest that the only way this game shall ever be allowed to truly see death is by first reaching a proper conclusion!

Now, I will divulge that one of the big reasons behind the current update drought is that, after nearly a full year of somewhat haphazard travel across the western U.S., I (some time in early March) finally made arrangements to fly back to my most beloved Base of Operations on the 17th of May. This has left me with a considerable amount of important business to tend to in an increasingly small amount of time, which I cannot deny has granted my mind little room to focus on matters such as the running of this game.
While I'm hoping I'll be able to get the next update posted within the next few days, future game updates in general will likely continue to be iffy throughout at least the next month or so, as I suspect to have a fair bit of work awaiting me back home as well. Mark these words, however, for they are not said lightly:

So long as there are Chosen Ones to be tested and an Earth to be conquered, this game shall LIVE!!

[Xanmyral]

That is something I can both admire and identify with.