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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4305 on: March 03, 2016, 05:11:03 am »
Speaking of Southern Comfort, I made the most amazing find in an op shop/secondhand store the other day: A Southern Comfort keychain!
It's pretty old and beat up, the metal is all scratched, dented and scuffed, but that just adds to it in my opinion!
I've already stuck it on my keyring. It's become one of my favourite possessions, and I've bought quite a few cool things over the past few days. :D
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4306 on: March 04, 2016, 01:46:04 pm »
Quote from: Taupe on March 03, 2016, 02:30:20 am
Guy... I haven't drank anything in two months. I accidentally became a responsible and productive person without noticing. This is terrifying...

This is why you shouldn't go to school.
Amen.
When April finishes, dffd and the liquor stores won't know what hit 'em.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4307 on: March 04, 2016, 04:15:42 pm »
Quote from: Shoruke on March 04, 2016, 01:46:04 pm
Quote from: Taupe on March 03, 2016, 02:30:20 am
Guy... I haven't drank anything in two months. I accidentally became a responsible and productive person without noticing. This is terrifying...

This is why you shouldn't go to school.
Amen.
When April finishes, dffd and the liquor stores won't know what hit 'em.
You mean you don't run around constantly screaming "Shorukeeeeee"?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4308 on: March 08, 2016, 01:26:37 pm »
Quote from: Bogwedgle on March 04, 2016, 04:15:42 pm
Quote from: Shoruke on March 04, 2016, 01:46:04 pm
Quote from: Taupe on March 03, 2016, 02:30:20 am
Guy... I haven't drank anything in two months. I accidentally became a responsible and productive person without noticing. This is terrifying...

This is why you shouldn't go to school.
Amen.
When April finishes, dffd and the liquor stores won't know what hit 'em.
You mean you don't run around constantly screaming "Shorukeeeeee"?
Last time I did that at the liquor store, I got thrown out and had to explain to the police that I'm an internet meme.





Disclaimer: the above did not actually happen
Also, the 'e' is silent to make the 'u' a long vowel. "Shoruuuuuuuuke"
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4309 on: March 09, 2016, 01:09:34 am »
Quote from: Shoruke on March 08, 2016, 01:26:37 pm
Disclaimer: the above did not actually happen
Also, the 'e' is silent to make the 'u' a long vowel. "Shoruuuuuuuuke"

So it's "Shorook" as opposed to "Shoruké"?
It always seemed vaguely Japanese to me....
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4310 on: March 09, 2016, 08:13:29 am »
Shrooke?
May i mention that your penguin avatar is cute?
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4311 on: March 09, 2016, 09:50:25 am »
Shore-ook is what I'd say.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Drunkenfortresses, A Blank Slate]
« Reply #4312 on: March 09, 2016, 10:28:55 am »
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Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.
I'm good either way.
This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
One drunk to find them.
One drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Seven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stone
Three bottles for the sober-kings under the sky
Nine for the dorfed players doomed to die
One for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten Throne
In the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fall

I just found this. This is amazing.
Lol
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4313 on: March 09, 2016, 10:39:27 am »
Quote from: Tuxfanturnip on March 09, 2016, 01:09:34 am
Quote from: Shoruke on March 08, 2016, 01:26:37 pm
Disclaimer: the above did not actually happen
Also, the 'e' is silent to make the 'u' a long vowel. "Shoruuuuuuuuke"

So it's "Shorook" as opposed to "Shoruké"?
It always seemed vaguely Japanese to me....


A highly valid guess, but now it's etymology time!
My name, "Shoruke", is (very) (VERY) loosely derived from the Japanese しょ ("sho", flying) and りゅ ("ryu", dragon). This is irrelevant because I didn't know anything about Japanese syllabery when I was 6 years old and playing Neopets. (I liked Shoyrus.)


Also, I'm editing our TvTropes page to include that poem as the page quote. Seems appropriate.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2016, 11:04:40 am by Shoruke »
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4314 on: March 09, 2016, 12:53:17 pm »
Quote from: Tuxfanturnip on March 09, 2016, 01:09:34 am
Quote from: Shoruke on March 08, 2016, 01:26:37 pm
Disclaimer: the above did not actually happen
Also, the 'e' is silent to make the 'u' a long vowel. "Shoruuuuuuuuke"

So it's "Shorook" as opposed to "Shoruké"?
It always seemed vaguely Japanese to me....

What, instead of "Shawrook?" Needs moar drawl. o3o
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"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4315 on: March 11, 2016, 11:16:52 am »
I'm on top of my homework...
I kinda went on a small Drunk Fortress archive binge to gather quotes for the TvTropes page...
I haven't played a turn in for goddamn ever...
I have too damn much coconut rum stashed...
And my 7-day free trial of Black Desert Online expires today if I don't spend several dozen bucks renewing it. I'm going to, I just haven't yet.

On the other hand, I'm out of orange juice and have chores...
Ehhhhh, I'll probably take a turn this evening. Maybe. Possibly. Proba-mayble.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4316 on: March 11, 2016, 11:30:19 am »
Just don't get confused and upload your homework to DFFD, and turn in an extra-dorfy assignment. o3o
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4317 on: March 11, 2016, 11:24:21 pm »
At first I thought playing Recettear while drinking would be difficult, but then I remembered that Tielle's bow is basically a pump-action shotgun with a killsat attachment. Yes, really.

I'll be starting my turn pretty quick here.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4318 on: March 12, 2016, 02:16:41 am »
Well fuck, Toady, this is ridiculous. Why'd you remove the ability to change the window size? I had to edit one more line of init.txt than usual, what the fuck.
Oh also the previous save broke my Dwarf Fortress so I redownloaded it and it works now.
...Kinda. Everything's huge.

Welp, guess we get to deal with massively scaled-up screenshots.

disable internal spell check
take trhee morea big guspl of rum'n'OJ to solidify drufnkenness
begin trun

Spoiler: the turn or sufmithigngf (click to show/hide)

here... http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11843
so tired... zzz
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: New Embark, Homework Edition]
« Reply #4319 on: March 12, 2016, 02:34:00 am »
Quote from: Shoruke on March 12, 2016, 02:16:41 am

bogwedgei volusnteedr
gets his ass lit on fire like a derp
and then jusmp through the (removed) reamp hole instead of runnign for the door
.....gj?

ooh, nope, not gj, he ded



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