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[Camulus]

*camulus shuffles onto the stage*

Gadies and lentlemen, expect Camulus Get's Drunk 2 to start soon!
Our show will feature spam with spam spam and eggs, spam spam spam bacon and spam, spam spam spam spam spam with mashed spam and spammed ham.

Also expect more corny monty python references than you would like a drunken maniac to utter.

(TL;DR: Ima gonna drink toonights and play me some forts)

EDIT: Page oned it for ya kingmurdoc.
Should be using Naryars last save, aye?

[Scruffy]

Also expect more corny monty python references than you would like a drunken maniac to utter.

Yes please!
It's going to be glorious.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

We're the Dorfs of the Drunk Fortress,
We drink when ere we're able,
We do we do routines and dead dorf scenes
With drunkfort impeccable.

We die well here and flood a fort
we drown and moan and fail a lot
We're the Dorfs of the Drunk Fortress,
Our turns are formidable, but we flood at times, when we screw in mines
That are almost unthinkable
The fort is quite unsinkable

We're ...
Darn it. I can't think of anything that rhymes. You make up the rest of the song

Oh, on second thought let's not go to drunkfort. 'tis a silly place
Nudge nudge, wink wink, you know what I mean, you know what I mean?

What next? "Dorfs who say Ni"? "He's a lumberdorf and he's ok"?"Always look on the drunk side of dorf?"?

[Camulus]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

We're the Dorfs of the Drunk Fortress,
We drink when ere we're able,
We do we do routines and dead dorf scenes
With drunkfort impeccable.

We die well here and flood a fort
we drown and moan and fail a lot
We're the Dorfs of the Drunk Fortress,
Our turns are formidable, but we flood at times, when we screw in mines
That are almost unthinkable
The fort is quite unsinkable

We're ...
Darn it. I can't think of anything that rhymes. You make up the rest of the song

Oh, on second thought let's not go to drunkfort. 'tis a silly place
Nudge nudge, wink wink, you know what I mean, you know what I mean?

What next? "Dorfs who say Ni"? "He's a lumberdorf and he's ok"?"Always look on the drunk side of dorf?"?

Stole all my material, you ave.
"Right men..confuse the...cat."
May find a use for that.

[Scruffy]

Stole all my material, you ave.
"Right men..confuse the,,cat."
May find a use for that.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dorfenly drunk dorf Urist mined forth from Drunkfort
He was not afraid to drown, O drunk dorf Urist!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Drunk , drunk , drunk , drunk dorf Urist!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, drunk dorf Urist!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his beard burned off
And his pick--
--
Drunken dorf Urist ran away.
Drunkenly staggered away, away!
When crundle reared its ugly head,
He drunkenly turned his beard and fled.
Yes, drunk dorf Urist turned about
And dorfenly he chickened out.
Drunkenly stumbling to his feet
He beat a very drunk retreat,
Drunkest of the drunk, dorf Urist!

[Camulus]

Hmmm so naryars save not opening broken, maybe texture pack?
Should find way fix, use older save or gen new wordl?
Meanwhile, Drunker!
Only druaght and few swigs whiskey for now, mixing with water as my throats seems to be unable to handle the clean stuff tonight.

[Camulus]

Hmmmm......................
Uncertainty plagues me here.
DOnt wannto destroy current world just beacuse of some easily fixable archoce corruptions......(archive)

[Camulus]

Screw it new world easier sorry humans i tried to think but noooo rather just.... new world dman
 damn.

[Scruffy]

Hmmm so naryars save not opening broken, maybe texture pack?
Should find way fix, use older save or gen new wordl?
Meanwhile, Drunker!
Only druaght and few swigs whiskey for now, mixing with water as my throats seems to be unable to handle the clean stuff tonight.

It worked fine for me

[Camulus]

^that

[Scruffy]

You must have interrupted the download somehow. Total size 10mb.. It should be 44.39 MB
Oh well

[Camulus]

Yes swa that redownloading..


Same error, downlaoded 44.4 mb definetlry....Hmmm damn too drunk too find slotion also my whiskeywater is missing just start ne wrold

[Camulus]

Hmmmm ok camuluas goes now

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Embark thingy place


Uteeeems for dwarf bastards


Okaaaaaay gog og o go commence!
Desert place goboos dry river hard stone......
Aye, this be one great pickle we ave found ourselves in ere!




Luons??
Well damned.
Armok has cursed us with lions.



zilch nada nothing desert why gods of the reart oh why!<"!>>?



Uhhhmmmm where is river?
I was sure I had rivere hwer?/
Damn...will ave to dig for caverns then.

Oh yes aquifer....no axes...damn.....??what nowz???

At least I dworfed peoplke


Lions....
Impala//.......

AFRICA EMBARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel at home here


Attempting aquifer breach

Hopefully less than onexzlevel


Eh ok sooo maybe water archive aquifer thingy vbreached but dwarf hurt....no axes,,,no floor....what nowe/
??

 gotz more drubnkenz now...'this embark is boring no axes no floors jus t desserts
MY CAT IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!
Also........I AM SHORUKE :p
Hmmmmmm robots vas androids
Who wins?
AI allover better atye/
Sooo.....................germans or englishman?
Jpanese or Inuit?
Cats or dogs>
Cartoonists are someqhat....h,,nmmmmmmmmm f=damn this embark,
Oooooooooooooooooooo:

www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1207
I like thse things one for stars wars too and such


Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

Once again....my cat IS Cutest cat on ze planet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C8Slzx-Gpc
Hmmmm android makers are sexist bastardes......
Mat=rgate Thtachcher Naked on a cold day!!!!!!!!!!



Why cant I mason marbles???
Aooo unfair
Whiskeywater nice

Not up to scruffy srabdrads but sandpenis lifts boredom of bad embarls


Migtrannnts??? whne?
Hoow?
okkk soooo more dworfs seeing as I have nothing to spam spam spam spam spam.

Second dwarf list now doen






Heeeeey waitz we randomly haz axe yqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Soooooo floor trees cuts now!!!!!!!!!
Detklok Toki metapocalypse funny XD

Sorry scruffy nor tmuch pyrthon referneces here



Ooooooooooooooh much wooods we have..............(penis metaphor for you unintuitice humanz)
Soooooooo flooor is goooo soon we get stoned XD ( get it???)


ehhhhhhhhhhhh dworfed new guy thingy


Ateeempting 2nd aquiver brexzchesss

Holdin me thumbs aye


eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww my sand penis has a zit onit....
Alos, my cat stilll kawaaaiiii as fuxck


Wait waaaahR...
When<<<>>>
where is me diluted scotch?
Is there caraven?
No dpo



nneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewssssssssssss:Stupid sdwarves reclaim ruins and many have streaks ogf mean....
cruel bastartds....
Anyway, I sytll think toady1 and 3toes sghould do drunkfort turn when tavern relaese is relsaesd
thematcialcally correct and all.
Onwardas then:

)how to stop this confused emoticon fro popping up? never meant for it to happeN??)


Im drunk so fuck off wiyth yer stupid economist stufff m8.


It's a cop out.
Just leave our p[remises mow.


Yes.....moar rabid animals(getit>)

wowo ok these rabbits really are going atit
Many foods here now due to lust betwenn carroyt eaters
While we are waiting for digs...what is yer facorite fictional source thingy?
Mine is anything i enjoyz.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................
This nmay actually be the msote boruong embark I ever had.


<More?
Well puck me witha pucker iron.

Walls almost dooone now


woooden wallls done now




Hatxhes are in paace need doors


look at allm many dwar ves

Aaaaaaaardvaaaaaaaaark....
Africaaaaa ftw( Damn I get wuite dumb when drunkz/


Soooo wallls oootside up now

hah walk ye lazy bastards!!!!!!!!!





Rhino poaching XD
Quite a bigg issue in my country atm...buch if moralists watsi g time and all.


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok sha dead deaswrf not sure how or why


ghmmmmmm ok had a buncj of network errords mNY TExt now gone,,,,
 Had this whiole chat up, gonE!!!!

Well the....
My CAT IS BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is svae, die well humanz and rmember to floss or shave or jump

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10835

[Scruffy]

Also........I AM SHORUKE :p

There! Are! Four twelve! Shoruke!

[TheFlame52]

dorf me plz

[Camulus]

dorf me plz

Nooooooooooo......................Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................................This is drunkfort never say plaese just SHOUUUUT AND YE SHALL GET



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