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[Unknown72]

Ya know it's really weird to think that I originally started reading this when I was 16 and thinking "Wow, it's been going for a while. Kinda sad I can't join in though, too young and don't want to deprive myself of sleep."

And now I'm turning 22 in a couple of hours and can actually participate if I ever feel like attempting to dwarf fortress while shit faced.

Happy (belated) birthday! 

Haha thanks! Funnily enough, I completely forgot that there's a 31st day in october (which was also the day of halloween) so in actuality, you weren't late in saying it

Once I get my next paycheck, if there's enough left over from rent i'm thinking about getting some alcohol and trying this out.

[Yoink]

Oh shit, dawg. I just realised I'm already feeeling pretty drunk whilst using the interwebs.
Should I down some more of this bourbon and embark on an actual DF turn?! I'm already seeing double, goddamn.   

Ediit: wait,Did Palenerd ever upload a save???


Edit: nevermind, I fuckin' found it! 'Tws upoaded at tgeb... at the sstart of the post! All good.   
I'll porbbaly start this ina new post, I dunno.   


Edit:


pkasy!
Okay! We ave a ot of folks wth nojobs and shit. SI think I  will staet a new post at tgus point. >.>       

[methylatedspirit]

I don't think palenerd did at all.

[Yoink]

1st Granite, 252

Yeah, this shit seeeem s a li'l fuced.   


...It doesn't hel[p that I barely rememeber how yo play DF at the ve     best of times. >.>   


4th Grantire, 252

aw shit, apparnetly people are being haunted?
By what?!?! I haven;t seen any ghosts in the n     unit screeen... wankers.     



7th Granite


Okay, what the shut? My dis     digging designations arent even showig up, ;let aloe being mined out.
Is this some weird new feature I missed?! WHAT?!?!   

I don;t even know wha to do now. Dx   


9th Granite, Early spring

Okay, everyone seems st to be working on stugff ,. I dunno. Why are we all out ere anyway?   



22nsd Granitre

Oh shit, I just spent the ;ast while fixated on designating new bedroooms.
No idea why. Hopefully thst doesnt set u back.   



9th Slare


Alrigt, obviously  we need more stuff. Let's beild a wholenumch f of slabs. TOO MANY GHOSTS   




20th slate: alright, we have a tonne of folks ahanging around, way too many cirses gettung buried, and far too lattle preogresss being made.   

I guess I should probably pt a foor *door on everyone's door? I dunno...   



1st Felite: oh shiiit looks like we havew new peeps.


Honestly, I tjink I might start getting pictures oh this lunatic. Also, screenshots! Shit, I forgot about that,   
First though , another atfiff s drink.     


Also, UI just worked out where the rest of muh bourbon is, hooooray@ !'
Expect lesssobriety.   



2nd Felsite: Waritght, awright, here;s aya  new dofs.
Treat them well. If you need more info lemme know, 'cause  couldn't be notherd working out more.   
Doot-da-dooooo!     https://imgur.com/a/H6G6iiF


Oh yeah, in the soirit of stuff here'swhere a bunch of earlier folks entereed the mao. MAp.
Hopefully it works. .
Who knoed. Onr should help it works. Also I been drinking*for*MORE booze.     



7th Feliste: 
       

I'm sure tis'll end well.Shurblalls.   


   



12:40am   HA! You thought I was dead,din;t you!
 Well, no. I a,m back, with more drunkeness!     Also I dseignated a buch mre rooms because apat from slabs I reallly dunno what else to do,.   
   


20th heamtitie
Damn, tis makes me think/remember that I should  probablt dorf some people... tose that survive, that is.   

   
I think our bersekerer i fairly weell surrounded with "soldiers", so we should b able to beat him down without too much troubke.
Also, I had far too easya time typing that last pit, so I reckon I'lll chucg the rest of this bourbon I've been nursing.     


20th Hematitie:
Wow, so apparently at least some of ur sldiers are armed wit silver spears and stteel shields. Wow. That a  definitely weny more smoothly than expeted, haha.   


26th Hematite:
Oh wow, okay, so we gave ew migrants just as everyone's starting to go uts. Cool!
I think U;ll pour myself aonother beverage. and watch the firewoorks...    \



One of these new guys is he new ME.
Too many dimiliarities to list, haa.

Spoiler: Yoink (click to show/hide)

   

     


So... soes anyo e want to be dorfed? We have a decent grower and a mechanic who wmoonilights as a speardorf so far,.     



Edit: alright, internet's working, here's the save: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=14619   
Whoever takes the next turn, I recommend engraving all those slabs I was making so that they can actually be useful. I kinda forgot that part. xD   
I didn't get very much done at all, but oh well.   

[Yoink]

My internet seems to have just died for some reason. Maybe I'll get it to work again... who knows.

Doesn't seem likely right now, so I'll upload my save tomoz


Edit: posted the save.   

[TD1]

I thank you Yoink for revitalising the thread.

[Lovechild]

Alright I'm gonna do it. Drinking starts now, playing starts soon

[Lovechild]

irts goin fine, im saving this shitheap..... upadet sooon

[Lovechild]

Hey so first a rundown of the drinks. Blossa glögg to start. Its not very sterpng but ist to get tino the chrismtams spirit of the saeson. Next we have sherry, white cream or something, I fogrot. Oits doing the main work. And theres beer, mariestad export, whicill be drinking while I play, OK , LETSGO!

Crhistmans theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQnA8mJLXb8

ohhhhhh fuck its onwe of those prot strat multilvel forts. nowayi can keep track of things roundhere. lets try anyway.



so were diiging bedroom s huh- well this is just inefficueinet. Look at these giant roooms. im gonna fix this



there we go.

guuseess ill dorf myself. ohshit theres a lady! Im gonna be the lady

shes a human huh of course. funky

engravin a bunsha slabs now cause yoink said so



wtf people arnent building beds! theyree just dacing and shuit!

EVEYRPNE WHO DANCES IS NOW A CARPENTRE

HOWS THAT BITCAHERS?"!?!?!

btw i dont think thsoae slabs didnt get enangravd. cauz there wernt any slabs.

uhoh someoner got deprased.



theres a bunch o maisma here thad oensnt need to be here. its like the sufrace, it should be open ait. ill fix it.



boom bayby



wut anothe r avein?? it wanst me thos time. or maybe it was those trees i tol sdem to cut. ok sorry it aws mee.

its fine tha wooodcutters are afine.

do we evne have a foosd stoskcpiöeöle? i dont think whe do. im gonna makle one just to be sure,.

that might explain why all out crops keep rotting int eh filed.

Hmm so eveyrone keeps gettin g depresed and crsuhed by caveins HOWEEVERE we keep gettong pettitions by people to live here so i think itsll work out in the end.

some one just ernt satasrk ravin mad. im gon a go ahead and expand that burial complex.

CAN SOEM ONE BRE WSOME SHIT SHOLY SHIT?!?!?  i kepep enabling brewing on everyone but nonone s doing it?!?!?!!?



Well, i di d it. Therea are bedroms for everyone. YOu can thankme later.

The taraders are here...... and we dont have a depot? wtf? look guyys i know you weer drunk bnut couldnt you put up a depot at lardst?



ooooojh whats going on here??

welll apparently  the Tick of DIShes conquered one of ours itess....... i got a bada feeeling baout this....

MIGRANTS! hahha what a bunch of dumbasses.

and a lord consaorrt is visint g... could it be... nopw its not my husnaband. goddamit toady release the next version alsready so we can cheat on ourt loser husnabds.

welp i made slabs.. now how to get one tof these idiots to engravbe them



GOTTTEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

NO VOTES BFOR YOU BITCH

ohhhhshit looks like we got an artifact incomeing. goodluck with that.

ahh i almost forgto the traders were heer. ill buy some gesm and that mood ll go just fine.



WE DIT IT

WTF IS A SEJKIRB



beauitful

beer ran out...... im geting some more glögg

and things are llloooking up i  the fort tooo... noones thisrested to death for a while!

everything sgoing so mooth we can start mingin ore... what is one the map? sphalterite huh. fuckin figures.

dont even remsmeber what thats good for..... gues well asmelt it and fisnd out



ah thas rgiht, its zinc. fuuuuuuuck me.

so well have ot trde afor sepons and amror... meanhwile the keas are stealing the arms whe do have... its gonna b a challenge.

WELL NOW somemnone was found drained of blad! so etheres a vampiere in the fort! thsats just what we nneed

Yoink has been apointed sheriff. your job is tos fins the vampire. goodluck

wahey new mood incomin! good thing we smeltd that sphaleriite cuzx its a metalsimth



coolcool

THWE MEINER KULET ZEBGMÖRUL HAS REVEALISED THE PRESENCE OF DEREMAS OF BLACJKSPELKERS TO THE HUMAN CROSBBOWMAN LOKUM MATZNGOBOLK. wew good job dude

its a book about the fotress blackspeakers.... fukkkn rip dudes the humies are comin

yo theres a hoary marmot man bard visitng! whats even a hoary manrot



dawwwww cute.



and theres spirng! all inall i think id did a good job with the forterss. everyone has a beedroom, noone is theirsting to death, we have a usless metal indeustry.

Next oversser just need to get us weapons and amror somehow and root out that vampoire that keeps eating people

SAVE
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=14643

MERRRY DORFMAS AND A HAPPY DRUNK YEART

[Yoink]

Oh, Lovechild, that was wonderful!
I clearly don't check this thread as often as I should, but well done. I hope you recovered nicely from any resultant alcohol poisoning.


Now, who's going to bring Drunkfort into the new version? Or shall we just continue on in the old one?   

[Naryar]

This thread is still going on ? Slowly, arguably, but still some posts here and there.

Would almost play but I worry about drinking too much for my health, really. And I don't resist alcohol that much. I could drink reasonably then play, but those rarely make for good or funny posts.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

With everyone stuck at home with nothing better to do, I expect at least one poor schmuck to take a turn

[comicraider]

I'd finally be taking a turn but all I have left is maybe a quarter litre of Jack Daniels. While it'll get me at least mildly drunk (whiskey alone barely hits me but other stuff will, curse my Celtic genes), I know from experience that getting drunk purely on JD will leave me with excruciating stomach pain for like two days. I'll mull it over in like a week when my benefit comes in.

[Meddadog]

Is there an LNP for this version yet? If someone can point me to it I would be very interested in taking another turn.

[palenerd]

It looks like the old fort loads into version 47.04 just fine, so unless people have objections I think I'll take another turn and bump this game into v47.04 sometime soonish.

EDIT: oaky I 've started drinking. It's gonna happen whereyther yuou like it or not