Below is what I recorded last night.
I'm still grappling with the attachment feature(?) so bear with me. EDIT:
Here it is!Drunk me was
really intent on keeping accurate timestamps for her logs, but forgot to indicate which pictures go where. I am marginally confident that this is mostly correct.
6pm - 1 1/2 shot Crown down, managed to download game.
Oh good, we're dying already.
There is an ominous box here. It appears to have no connectionm with the fortress, which is down a level and not even really built. We have TWO dorfs.
Lezzgo.
The ui tells me there are two carpentry stations, but I see zero carpentry stations, so I made a third carpentry station that shouldn't be a lie.
6:05pm - The future queen has a spinal injury and is the only real dwarf we have here. Not great. My tacos arrived! Pretty great. Finish my second shot and prepare to add vodka to the orange soda that came with my tacos.
6:13pm - Migrants! We're saved! I also approved a bunch of monster slayers to live here because the fort seems to be one with the cave.
They've barely arrived on-screen and our future queen has already begun recovering the wounded. Dear god why.
That does imply there's a hospital somewhere though. So that's good.
6:20pm - I've found the hospital. It's actually a two-for-one hospital-stockpile mega-combo. I have no idea what's goinmg on.
6:25pm - I've put doors on what I think are the enterances and exits. It seems like there are multiple redundant places of interest. Don't like that. I've closed off at least one of them.
6:28pm - Realise that the weird redundant nonsense was for the trade depot. I don't like that. Thus I have made a new trade depo outside.
6:35pm - I feel like I have imporant updates to make but I've forgotten entirely.
OH YEAH!
We have no food.
6:47pm - The future queen was pregant? This makes me kinda disappointed in myself for wanting her to die fro cancelling 'dig' 3 times in quick successwion.
Not really though.
6:55pm - Not much is happening because I can't convince anyone other than Queeny Girl here to wield a pickaxe and SHE won't stop conducting meetings instead of digging. HOWEVER, you should know that I'm really feeling the 4 shots I drank right now.
We're all gonna die.
6:58pm - AWW YEAH Zon Idenecem picking up an actual damn pickaxe right here.
7:00pm - MORE MIGRANTS. Welcome to hell, kiddos.
7:05pm - It's 7th Galena and I've just now managed to make a single Dorf booze.
7:07pm - The future queen is dead. Long live the future king.
His name reminded me of a certain space lizard, and thus it was so:
7:10pm - Managed to build a farm plot. No idea if there are other farm plots, but there is no food, so my guess is no. Note that it is 25th Galena.
7:15pm - Disocvered that the old farm plots were along the sides of the mountain.
Wat.
7:18pm - Oyutpost liason.
7:21pm - They came and left?
What was that about?
7:25pm - Put the first coffins down in the graveyard! Now it's a real fortress.
7:30pm - Pour myself a shot of Crown. Not much going on other than the mausoleum.
7:33pm - Cute furry animals are dying. I attempt to fix that. Mostly.
7:37pm - Migrants! Four of them. We theoretically have 32 citizens now.
8:00pm - Mausoleum done. Also ------ fuck I forgot nvm.
What are these rooms for??? Why are tehre here???
8:03pm - I made the left room an inn. The dwarves named it "The Saffron of Limbs." Seems accurate to their lives.
8:14pm - It is a this point that I realize the caravan had some sort of accident and left us all sorts of goodies. I quickly un-forbid and assimilate them.
8:18pm - Have a brief were-rhino scare, but it thankfully gave up almost as soon as I locked our new shiny doors. The year ended like 3 seconds aftre this.
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