11:49 AM
I am drunk enough that .... I can;t remember. There was smething importNt that didn't seem to remember any more, but I can't remember anymore. That was supposed to say "matter", by the way. I kinda get the feeling that I am ready to begin mu turn. Don't worry, I have lplenty ove booze left to finish it.
This is what I bein with . About to press unpause. Wish me pluck, LUCK,Iwill need t.
11:53 unpeausing right now
Oh fuck, some unnnamed dude was immediately poossed possessed.
Perhaps I shall clim him as my ow dorf (all Yoinks seem to be dead) if he succceeeds.
...He
ca claimed a craftswarf's workshop. Hope this turns out goo.d
I am feeling far drunker far quickker than I exapected to be. Ogh ooh gods. This is harfer than it loooks, believe me.
11:57 PM
You kno whwat? I'm going to dorf that guy anyway. He/she is still running ff it in search of materials, but they are now mah dorf anyway.
Hopefully tey turn out to be awesome and/or ossim. Or "Uh-siiiiiiiim", as a recet friend of mine would say. Goood times, good times,.
Edit: Waiting for muy recently o dorc DORFED dorf to claim a waorkshop. It is 12:01 am here.
Fpr a terrifying moment I thought I had dorfed the wrong dwarf in my drunkeness, but it turns out ir is ass ALL okay.
Hopefffully dueface gets their shit together
Holy fuck I think this is drunker than I have ever been of a Drunk Fortreesss turn before.
I am fucking up all over the place. I havehalf a beer and a bit of whiskey and coke right in front of me, rady to drink. This is going to be insane. Oh gods.
12:05 am :
eez, the dorf version of me is ugly as fuck. I think he just begam amysterious contruction, though. Hopefully he dies so I can dorf a prefttier dorf as my dorf. (I saw that typo, I just didn't correct it 'cause them's the rules)
12:09 AM (16th moonstone IG)
It seems no-ne expcecpt Kamin is training tright niw.. *NOW in this squad, at least.
I will try and reform out military, but who knows if I will success,.
12:12 AM
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Cuk yeah you motherfucker!S
I jus t created a thing.
fuck, that is really large as an image, sin't it? I will fix it later, I promise. Right now I need to finish m berr an drink the rest of thisk bourbon/whiskeyt before I sober up.
O need to pee now.
12:18 AM: Wow, I know I am drunk right now. I was strumbling all over the toilet (restrooom/water closet for you filthy foregners, not the actual toilet itself....)
Well. Tiem to keep on playng.
(I ony ONLY correct typos wen it is to do with dates/times, for what it's wottyh. That seems important for th reader.
I was going to ask "isk there any reason that o all our stuff like workshops) is so far apart, but then I realised I would probably be better off kust drining more.
12:25 AM / 13rd Moonstone: Holy shit, I just tealised it is only a little bit before Winter. I will make it to next sring (as in not this one) or die trhying... hopefully I don't pass out along the way.
12:39: Awww.... I only
I tried to save a dorf sa named Cual Camulustheinheriot, but tey died nayway. o a fi giant fucking frog.
this makes me sad. I'll do bettter in future, I promise. I am not sure what I'm istening to anymore..
12:43: windows Help opened just now.. somehow.... I think that means I need another shot.
12:49 Am
oh shit, this new mayor dude 'Vyro' just prohibited the export of helms.. ogood this thing I didnt heave any of those to trade, then.
12:53: I can't find the screen where I tellll the manager to do stuff... oh well I willl go take a leak instead.
12:58 Am Oh god axe kamin and axe Shouke are attacking each other.
They might be just aparrng but I don't sthink so cince the icon isn't blue.
....Oh wait, yes it is. vermine. NEVERMIND.
Gioood job whoever managed to set this miliatary up drunk. I canno get my dwarves to spar whilst sober....
1:03 AM: I just went and heck checked and made sure alll of our kitchens/stils are makiing stuff. Apparently j thye allw ere already, but I stilll fel feel pretty proud of myself. Now I am going to go make mysefl some instant nooodle s to celelbrate, hobo hopefully the foretress deoesn't die in the meantime.
Edit:
Here is a picture of part of the fort just in case it allll dies before I get back.
5th Obosiodian/ 1:19AM:
I'm back, with my nice and spicy noodle, and it seems like nothing much has happened. The fort hasn;t crumbled or anything, ASorry to disappoint.
I will drink the rest of my whiskey and coke right now as a penace.
1:25 AM: Jeez we seemto have a lot of unmemorialized dead folks, and a fair few ghosrs as well... I shall drink another beer to their memory (as peeps start carving memrials for them)
One of them is Yoink, that;s pretty tripppy eh> Notthe ccurrent Yoink, though.
19th Obsidiian / 1:39 Am
It seems like everything is going pretty weelll, expect we don't have enough slabs built/placed. I am trying to remembdy this, expect I can;t find my botte opener. I vaguely remember it falling or clattering across the room eralier , butI can't find it now. Mauy be I need some more noodle...
1:45: Fuck, Ican't find my n bottle opener. I know I brougt one in here somewhere, but I am too drunk to find it. I uess ince I'm up I might as welll pour myself another johnny walker nd coke, eh> ?
1:53 am
Hey I am back, with some diroti doritos (which I alreadu ate) and a noter cup of whskey n coke.
There isnt much to report ging on t in the game at the moment, I am just struggling to get alll our ghost deslth with,
i think I will try to drnk the rest of this nw... wait, I have al,most an entire year to get throug. I should save t it for later.
Right now, I will save the game.
2:01 AM / 4th ranite 168
Urh, I just wafndered out into the kitchen, forgeot what I was oookig, for, came back in here then remember what I was doing, went back out and grabbed the goddamn bottle opener I was looking for. Not sure what happened to the last one I had.... it has probally ended up on the floor somewhere in heere.
I also ate a bit of broniw that someone left on the kitchen bench. Wierd.
In other newds, Sring has arrived. I will tr and ake it through another year but who knows if I will be able to.
2:15 AM Vyro the imposter ust done claimed a workship and is gonna craft us something. What a legend. Hpefully he he/she soedn't go insane.
In other news I am trying not to falll alseep right no. I should probably vchug this whiskey+coke, eh>> ?
Edit: 2:20 Am: Wow, I just anaged to order a whoele bunch of slabs to be made (fpr the dead people y'know), I am pretty proud of myself. I thinkrather than cracking/ drinkig this fresh cup of whisley and kcoke I will crac open another beer instead.
I am listening to Hooded Menace right now. Their new album is insanely enjoyabke.
2.24 am Here is a new screenshotl since Y'all are porbably getting bored of my rambling.
I also just managed to open my next berrr. You guys should be proud of me!
2:39 Am I am back to listening to jazz. Mmmmm.
Also I'm amking some bedrooms since I dunno what else needs to be done. I willl problemly a expand the military next.
Yeeee boiiiiiiiiii
2:43 I guess I should get mr newskilllsz to try and make some stone craft stuff. God thing we have three or more craftsdwarfs worksops. cuz I couldn't be botherered assigning people to each one or w/e. It is only mis sprong goddamn.
3:08 Am, 19th Slate 168
Aw noes, one of the Shor'ks doe rised a s a ghost.....
Edit: I'm still makng my way through my assortment of beers, don't you worru.
Aftre I finish this one I will chug the cup of JW and coke I have sitting on my desj.. Thats gonna be brutal. >.>
3:25 am
we be outta wood, I gonn agetr us some more
...I should also rpobably drink that aforementoned wiskey and coke.. RIP me.
Edt: Oh shit, some dude, was just found drowned... toata;;u wasn TOTA::LLY WASN'T MY FAULT.
I will drink that w&c just to make up for it.
...Well, it looks like I fell asleep. It is now 6:25 AM.
It also appears that I spilled part of that whiskey and coke on my desk at some point. Oh well.
Here is the save, hopefully it works:
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11256
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