Alright, so here's the turn -
21:33 Opening save. While mostly drunk. Though maybe not entirely.
Already had two rather strong beers (7,5° triples), a very large glass of Martini and then a bit of my Guiness bottle.
Fortress is looking like a proper mess. (It wouldn't be udrunkfort overwise). Used to mayday tileset, all these ascii are making me think of Boatmurdered. (Seems like a good omen)
Half of the dwarves are wounded or/and thirsty. And we're sieged. Hopefully there's some cagetraps over there. And in the entrance. Weapon traps flaoso- well shit looks like alcohol is interfering with my typing skills-
NEVERMIND.
21:37 We embarked on a volcano ! <3 <3 I want to maek sweet love to that volcano. Maybe I'll ddo a drunken magma project ot kill the goblins. Sounds good right ?
21:59 Got sidetracked, back to DF. Maybe I should stop with the guiness because it doesn't work that much.
22:04 Drunken magma project it is ! Let's do this !
First ,check if the doors are closed... they are.
Plenty of crossbows and leather here... did you guys swindled the elves ? Or does this fort has a higher kill count than expected ?
22:07 TIME TO DIG TOWARDS THE VOLCANO. Time for !!FUN!!
22:10 Designating magma trap, with safeties and other fun. Looks like it will be a permanent magma trap or maybe we have some iron doors and mechanisms hahaha he i hope i dodn't fuck up the magma-safe mechanisms.
22:12 Why is no one digging ? Oh wait, there's soem detailing going on. What and undwarven actifivyu , time to dig !!
22:14 Horror ! There is another entry ! There are some cage traps in there but 2 entries in one drunken fort ? You fools !You manaiac!s
Not feelin g lieks burrows either, probably too drunk/lazy/in mood for some fun to do it. GO BACK INSIDE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOLS
22:16 Removing that overly exposed outside stockpile, same with the trade depot. Seriously, outside trade depots ?
Uh but there is a lot of fucking wood in there. Also pcitures, dwarves drinking water. WATER. WWATER ! What is this dadomination ? Blashdpegymy !
Also it's outside, which only adds to heresy. There are three gobbos outside, just so you know.
22:19 Maybe I shoudl save. Yes, definitely that. Alright, saving.
I should also finish that glass of martini. And when I mean glass I mean 25-33cl or so.
22:20 'AussieWinter" Afenlimul, Farmer cancels Store Item in Barrel : Horrified.
oh this is promising let's see what this weakling is doing
Oh, nevermind, he walked into the outside corpse stockpile. YOU. ARE. WEAK !
22:23 At the same time, the digging happens, except there was ONE TILE MINED. ONE TILE. SERIOUSLY.
Meanwhile, the goblin squad is chasing some children and stuff. I hope I can close the fort in time.
Also, legit screenshot :
I think you are not exactly putting a good show here, goblin scum.
Also ho do you grab with a SHIELD of all things ?
22:28 Crash. Well, I saved. I should save moar.
Time to go back.
Ordered some drinks, made a meeting area inside. Let's hope it actually does something.
22:31 Some good combat logs
and her guts is open. SHE AIN'T EVEN CRYING
Let's hope this child badass will survive.
22:36 Apparently we have some emo goblin hammerman. Or maybe he is a reluctant warrior type.
"Death is all around us, this is truly horrifying"
You just punched a child in the head, what ? are you that "stoic and dour anime villain" archetype ?
Unmanly dogs, you will ALL burn.
22:38 So a gob just struck a child in the head with his copper war hammer and the head EXPLODED INTO GORE. i'm not sure whetever I should give him a medal.
fuck yes, DF2014. Reminds me of the good old 40d combat days.
Saving before it crashes, this is going slowly !
23:17 Didn't do much. Will continue.
23:20 More dead dwarves. There's a spinner in the tree. I think we should just move to the last version of DF2014.
23:23 No more siege warning ! Maybe the goblins are busy moping about all the suffering they caused ? BUNCH OF SAD ANTAGONISTS.
Triffle is fighting, apparently. Not sure if it i going well.
23:26 There's a shearer against a goblin spearman, apprently the shrearer is winning. Go shrearer ! Also I should drink more.
23:31 "Bob The Nove A Cancels Fish : Horrified" What ? Did you fish up Dagon or something like that ?
23:33 Renaming that shearer (who finally killed that goblin in a fit of berserk rage. Aaah, yes, it was beautiful) Clover Magic.
We have only three goblin invaders left. Apparently they are so emo that they leave the battlefield of their own will !
23:36 Them horses climbing in tree foliages. Aaah, that mental image is a thing to cherish.
23:37 Had the bright idea of drinking martini directly from the bottle... I got some inside my nose
Nevermind, back to DF.
Clover Magic is having battle issues ! SEND THE MILITARY ! FOR ARMOK !
23:44 Another militia dead. Mostly everyone outside is terrified by death and corpses. Bah, just kill them. Do you not posess bloodlust ?
Clover Magic and the child badass are spending their time vomiting. I'm not sure I can save this fort.
23:48 A swordsdwarf just slayed a goblin, maybe we can do this !
23:52 A glassmaker in a tree is apparently observing a goblin-dwarf fight. it is also going pretty bad for our dwarves :O
23:54 Mayor just decapitated a goblin. Am liking this fort so far, enough violence for my taste !
And another goblin skull is cloven asunder by the mayor ! Long live to his !
Also, goblin siege is no longer a problem. Unhappy and thirsty dwarves is, however.
00:04 oh this is good there is some child on child violence in there... Foxtrot just killed a child ! It seems we have a tantrum spiral on our hands !
Not only is there some children fighting but also hunter/marksdwarves shooting children. One of which died.
Well, this escalated quickly.
00:08 My efforts have not been for naught ! Someone is brewing plants ! Hooray !
00:11 See, this seems promising
I'm not sure if i want to save the fort os not. Probabyl too frunk to do itanwways .
This Martini is preety good, i'm surprised i'm not yet sleeeping :d!
SAVING.
Someone, a child, is assaulting Clover Magic. WHAT YOU DOG I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TOUCHING A HEROINE OF THE FORTRESS !
00:16 Yoink, Mayor, has imposed a ban on certain exports.
YES YOU FOOL, YES, I'M SURE THIS IS IMPORTANT WHEN YOUR FORT IS A GIANT FIST FIGHT.
idiots. Anyways, not feeling drunk enough, so drinking more !
00:21 There's a mess of fighting children in the armor/weapon stockpile. I guess they ain't angry enough to start picking up the very few weapons around and start dueling with them. At least it'll be funny.
I am honesltly not sure about all of this. It's pretty late, i must work quite early tomorrow (well now today) and this fort looks desperate.
00:23 Another child died under Foxtrot's bolts. Well, this does it. Good luck to the next overseer, mwahahahhahaha ! HAHAHAHAHA ! *Mark Hamill laugh*
Now for some screenshots to capture the current state of the fort :
And 75% of these dwarves are either very unhappy, fighting, thirsty, or wounded. Sometimes a combination of the four.
Alright, leaving here... it's 00:29.
I think only a few days have passed, but there were eventful days ! War! Violence ! Battle ! It all feeds Khorne !
Alright, now ends my drunken rambling. I'll upload the save asap.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9131
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