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[Bobnova]

Haha! This pleases me!

[vyznev]

Oh Dog, I haven't been this drunk in a looooooong time!  Anyway, the save is up now (see post above), let the next drunk continue!

[vyznev]

OK, the pics are now up, see post above.

Also, I found an IRC log from last night which sheds some more light on the events.  It seems that, after screenshotting the "dorf cancels eat, interrupted by grizzly bear" notice and posting about it above, I went on IRC and just hung around there for about an hour with the game paused, making increasingly incoherent comments and generally embarrassing myself.  Bobnova also showed up at some point.  (Yes, I intend to post the logs for you all to laugh at, assuming the other participants don't mind.  Bobnova?)

As far as I can reconstruct the subsequent events, I believe that at that point I must've tried to get to the bathroom to throw up, not quite making it.  Apparently I then decided "fuck it", dumped my clothes on the floor and went to sleep (in bed, not on the floor, fortunately).

Anyway, I have absolutely no recollection of doing any of that.  The bear update is about the last thing I remember, everything after that is totally blank.  If it weren't for the logs (and the mess on the floor), I'd have no idea it ever happened.  That pretty much never normally happens to me (or at least I don't remember it happening... ), but apparently half a bottle of vodka and several glasses of whisky (not to mention the beer) will do that.

I'm also still feeling rather shaky and hung over.  It should not be necessary to say that I have no intention of repeating this experience any time soon.


Also, I apparently tried to post the following update at about 04:27, but I was so drunk that I posted it in the wrong thread:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hypnotoad ideas:

-An extract that would make the kobolds bleed slower for a duration, a unique advantage during a fight.
-an extract that could be applied to weapons that makes enemies bleed faster.
-a berserk causing extract for enemies.
-an extract that would weaponize severed kobold limbs (I.e. caustic blood)

Edit: an extract that could induce a strange mood, with potential failures such as going insane!

''

pmfsck imm totaölymiTWBINN iNSOT wab rkleeng9j ogfa+svj din´IORC isnmatvsoner fosahlewuwa,,,,

Or, at least, that's the best explanation I can come up with.  I have no idea what I was trying to say, although I suspect the beginning was intended as something like "fuck, I'm totally drunk".  For the rest of it, your guess is as good as mine.


Ps. Some post-game notes for the next overseer:

• I only played a few in-game months (the save is on 1st Felsite), so feel free to decide if you want to play until next spring or summer or whatever.  Actually, I don't think there's much point in sticking to the one-year turn rule too obsessively here anyway.  I'd say just make it about a year, or however long you feel like playing.
  
  
• We now finally have a well, but it still has just one level of water under it.  To fix that, the tile blocking the direct path of the water pipe (seen on the bottom left in this screenshot) needs to be channeled out from above.  Or just dig a staircase straight down to it, that might be safer.
  
  
• You may also want to wall off the flooded bedroom completely, especially if you decide to remove the pressure-regulator tile as suggested above.  You really don't want some tantruming dwarf breaking down the only door that's holding the water back.
  
  
• We're really low on booze.  Order some more made.  A drinks-only stockpile in the dining room could also be a good idea.
  
  
• We also seem to have food rotting in the kitchens because the prepared meals stockpile is full.  Have the rotten stuff dumped, make a bigger stockpile and maybe turn off some or all of the repeat cooking jobs.
  
  
• Engrave more slabs.  We still have one active ghost and a dozen unmemorialized dead dwarfs waiting to rise.  Also, one of the slabs I built into the dining room got suspended because the dorfs are too stupid to just move the boulder currently occupying that tile.  Dump the rock and unsuspend the slab.
  
  
• Make some crutches so that Bobnova and Korbac can walk again.

Oh, and as noted above, here's the save again: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7498

[Bobnova]

lol that turn turned out pretty epic!
I don't mind you posting the IRC logs, have at it.

[Kamin]

Hahaha, this is... Epic. I will update when I can.

Gentledwarves, let me just say that I applaud your efforts.

[Bobnova]

Down to page THREE!?

Who's next?

[Dolwin]

Sadly I just now read this thread for the first time.  While drinking on a weekday would be rather bad for my job stability, if no one else runs with it before Friday night, I'll take a crack at it.  How hard could taking over someone else's fort be while your judgement is impaired and its hard to see straight?

[squiddwarf16]

Do it! Do it for all the new readers dolwin! Or not... It's up to you really.

[Necrisha]

sometime after the 6th I am sooo taking a crack at this and cracking open a 40 of sambuca .  I would to it tonight after finishing other game, but there's a munchkin with access to noise makers and I'm such a lightweight this is a guaranteed hangover.

[Scruffy]

I suppose that it is about time I take a try at this again. Perhaps later this week.

I have 30l of home-made wine and only enough bottles for half of it so have to get rid of the extra stuff somehow 

[vyznev]

While we're waiting for the next brave drunk to take a turn, here are the IRC logs from my previous turn as promised.

The only editing I did was to remove irrelevant join and leave notifications, and to censor Bobnova's IP address just in case.  Also, I made the URLs clickable for convenience; the graphical smileys, however, are purely the forum software's fault.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

03:12 < Vyznev> http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg4123525#msg4123525
03:12 < Vyznev> just sayinä'
03:12  * mulletmaster hifives Vyznev
03:14  * Vyznev takes adrink
03:14 < mulletmaster> Wouldn't it be Raw Gods instead of war gods?
03:17 < mulletmaster> Also
03:17 < mulletmaster> when I order Hennessy at hipster bars
03:17 < mulletmaster> the amount of disdain shown is incredible
03:18 < milki> heh
03:18 < Vyznev> irt's a hiopster bar, yer supåposed tpo order something nombody else knows
03:19 < Vyznev> ask them if they have Floreffe Blond
03:19 < Vyznev> issa bgelgian trappist beer
03:19 < Vyznev> an fuckin' excellent
03:19 < mulletmaster> They would never have heard of it, and that would make me instantly cooler
03:19 < milki> aks for dwarven wine
03:20  * Vyznev serves some brandy to milki
03:24 < Vyznev> fsck i cant type anymor
03:24 < mulletmaster> nice
03:24 < Vyznev> (THE fsck was de4librate)
03:25 < Vyznev> f u been in the sdm ud know it
03:29 < Vyznev> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsck#Use_as_profanity
03:30 < Vyznev> BTW OOGLE is rthe hiveminn d--
03:33 < Slythie> I don't get it
03:33 < Vyznev> got im plateauting... feelin down-drunk (fuck crap tranlaiomn from fuinnish) feelin' forwver alone..
03:34 < Vyznev> *god
03:34 < Vyznev> lkike i fidn't make anynpother tyåos~
03:34 < Slythie> mene pois
03:35 < Vyznev> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOKbhQbvpPA
03:35 < Slythie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
03:35 < Vyznev> Slythie: haist' ite
03:35 < Slythie> just go
03:35 < Slythie> nyymi pls
03:35 < Slythie> go
03:35 < Slythie> pls
03:38 < Vyznev> Slythie: "that is not dea which cab ternal lie... an in strange aeons, wven death canb die"--- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft
03:39 -!- Bobnova [4b6f37ad@gateway/web/freenode/ip.XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX] has joined #dwarffortress
03:39 < Slythie> "what can change the nature of a man?"
03:40 < promet> Is there a "pretty strong" connection between not enough types of booze and dwarves being "lazy" about their jobs? I'm in a pretty good fortress slump and dworfs are on serious laziness =P
03:41 < Vyznev> yeH<S
03:41 < Vyznev> FSCK my fort needs moar booze
03:41 < Vyznev> I don
03:41 < lmt> promet: no
03:41 < lmt> what do you mean laziness
03:42 < Vyznev> sru 'bout m drunken tping
03:43 < crazedpsyc> hm
03:43 < Vyznev> 00000000 ytah i'm ryin' fer a scpottidh accent wit' me drunkenness... soryt--.-
03:43 < crazedpsyc> I actually thought that was german at first
03:43 < Vyznev> f6ten all, i'm drinkin' whisy kostly.
03:43 < lmt> you should try for going away
03:43 < crazedpsyc> it makes more sense as whiskey
03:44 < lmt> you're a fucking embarrassment
03:44 < Vyznev> avshually im drinkig way too gpd whisky for bein this frnk
03:44 < Vyznev> 12 yo Auchentoshan
03:45 < Vyznev> not urr if its chill filtrand or ot, bit whtever ,  thts for hipstas anyways
03:46 < crazedpsyc> I would have to agree, once your typing is at that level it may be time to lay down
03:46 < Vyznev> no,  ths is th PER VWT TIMW T playn druynl fortress
03:47 < crazedpsyc> ah, of course.
03:47 < Vyznev> http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=post;msg=4123525;topic=116045.1620
03:47 < Vyznev> or euthevear
03:48 < Slythie> I'm drinking Brazil orange juice.
03:48 < Vyznev> thas' fpoo dtyff
03:49 < Vyznev> I on' oek podvatin' my drnknness (an' idon'know how ta dpomnit anuaway) so I odel nere
03:49 < Vyznev> *Äkdfe,
03:49 < Vyznev> *idle
03:50 < Vyznev> loike I din't tpo anybythe woridnthere.,..
03:50 < Slythie> you *do* know that it is indeed possible to write coherent English even if you're intoxicated, correct?
03:51 < Vyznev> (wjaat eht dyck the did I just type?=4~IO)
03:52 < Slythie> if you were so drunk that you'd produce text like that you would be altogether incapable of producing anything at all.
03:52 < Slythie> except mashing your face on the keyboard.
03:52 < Vyznev> @Slyrthiw: Yesm , butit's whar too diffuclt t tis level ofmintoxicarion.
03:52 < Vyznev> & also not uuun y enuff
03:54 < Vyznev> I ewaööuN ARIPOSIY DRUNK DRINK NOW, i FEEL like tfga whoea ap+arm,emt  is bobbijn alpmg th wawes---
03:54 < Vyznev> which is ba
03:54 < Vyznev> d 'caauje ism noton a dailboat
03:55 < Slythie> is that French?
03:56 < Vyznev> non, si c'etait enFrancais il wetITR beucpoup lus difficile a comprenderte
03:56 < Slythie> あ、そうですか？
03:56 < Bobnova> Hey Vyznev, keep up the good work
03:56 < Slythie> でもな、日本語のほうがいいですよね
03:56 < Slythie> 日本語を話してくださいね！
03:57 < Bobnova> not sure the french was any more difficult to read, and I don't speak french
03:57 < Bobnova> that said, I understand it either way
03:57 < Bobnova> so have at it
03:57 < Bobnova> this is, after all, Drunk Fortress
03:57 < Bobnova> so, while you may not have the support of all, you certainly have mine!
03:57 < Vyznev> j'ai édtujdié Francias a plus que §0 ans an ´ecole primarem, je devrai la comprwndrew... :/ merde ;(
03:57 < Bobnova> and I'll be in here next time I play Drunk Fortress, Typing While Intoxicated
03:58 < Bobnova> lol ok that line was a bit more opaque
03:58 < Slythie> フランス語は全然分からない・・・
03:58 < Bobnova> that, however, isn't even in the right character set
03:58 < Vyznev>  conpris
03:59 < Vyznev> jaG kan ocLSÅ akeiva PP
03:59 < Vyznev> P
04:00 < Vyznev> Å SVENCKA on bi violl
04:00 < Vyznev> ellwerintrte..
04:01 < Vyznev> näh me hen fan 'rt jGg besuren, oh dej  afr den frarrdwe håmng nät jagb for sokjerv tabla "berusen"--
04:02 < Bobnova> something northern european? Donno, don't speak it, heh
04:02 < Vyznev> pkey, yidsz artt speöla mer dwarf feyttress..
04:02 < Slythie> det är svenska
04:03 < Vyznev> @Bobnpba: OI thnks ir
04:04 < Vyznev> s suppode a be utf8., utni sunno
04:04 < Vyznev>  2Bobonpna:
04:04 < Vyznev> @Bobnova;
04:04 < Slythie> is what utf-8?
04:05 < Vyznev> yes
04:05 < Bobnova> alternate text encoding scheme for internet use
04:05 < Bobnova> 8bit instead of the normal 7bit
04:05 < Bobnova> uses the full ascii set, with a few substitutions I think
04:05 < Bobnova> but of course also consumes more storage/bandwidth
04:06 < Slythie> yes, but is WHAT utf-8?
04:06 < Slythie> the client?
04:06 < Slythie> whose?
04:07 < Bobnova> oh, heh
04:07 < Bobnova> donno
04:07 < Bobnova> I was under the impression he said it was supposed to be utf8
04:08 < Vyznev> http://www.w3.org/International/O-charset-lang.html
04:09 < Vyznev> yiz tl ,ewa rooo lpm gppo fogiere ot
04:09 < Vyznev> I  l,l olw jatbI', dpoijm. Iujsyt acn
04:10 < Vyznev> t't sogure out how tontyppe kys...
04:11 < Vyznev> " I knpw wat Iämm doinä Om jisy van 't fogute ot ow tupe it"
04:12 < Bobnova> lol
04:12 < Bobnova> good brain exercise translating though
04:12 < Vyznev> *cough* too muh whichkt.. nner dp dwoytch io berrt ofr s wjhiler...
04:12 < Slythie> fug
04:12 < Slythie> yotsubanetto is down temporarily
04:13 < Slythie> maybe I should go get some translating done
04:14 < Vyznev> yotsubanetto.com?m fsck (really(n I had an time gtndcring that...
04:14 < Slythie> 4chan
04:15 < Vyznev> 
04:15 < Vyznev> df_newbie: asnol idd sw mternet,,,
04:16 < Vyznev> liek, ´Vyborg uis d< SShoe od FinlND..
04:17 < Vyznev> 'YMÖE ART LEASYT fscer the war..
04:19 < Slythie> stupid bakemonogatari doujins and their kanji jokes
04:22 < Vyznev> @sly7: aknjia?
04:22 < Vyznev>  kamni?
04:22 < Vyznev> kamji?
04:22 < Vyznev> lanj?
04:23 < Vyznev> ´lak kji==))?  wtf?=
04:23 < Slythie> 漢字
04:28 < Vyznev> then wird hcinese charavtervbprrowe ino´ro kapanese wtf etf???
04:28 < Vyznev> fsckmI wwnsG0,TPOMDAnbweyarijllööö
04:30 < Bobnova> Kapanese! I love it
04:30 < Slythie> etf?
04:31 < Bobnova> Kapan is the capital of  the Syunik province of Armenia, as a sidenote
04:31 < Slythie> kanji are a part of the japanese writing system along with hiragana and katakana
04:32 < Slythie> they're of chinese origin, and they usually make up the majority of nouns and verbs in the text
04:32 < Slythie> so, now you know
[a dozen lines of random join and leave messages -- the IRC equivalent of crickets chirping -- deleted]
05:06 < Bobnova> Still around Vyznev?

The timestamps are in my local time zone, just like in the game log above, so you can compare the chronology; basically, however, all but the first few lines of the log were written after the point (03:28 according to the game notes) where I left the game paused and never got around to resuming it.

Perhaps not entirely coincidentally, that's also the point where my memories completely cut out.  I vaguely remember looking up the "fsck" link on Wikipedia... after that, nothing.  I'm sure I must've typed the remaining lines attributed to me, since there was no-one else around to do it, but I sure have no recollection of it.

Ps. If I had to pick one representative line out of the whole log, I think it would be this:

04:11 < Vyznev> " I knpw wat Iämm doinä Om jisy van 't fogute ot ow tupe it"

[Scruffy]

04:19 < Slythie> stupid bakemonogatari doujins and their kanji jokes

Bakemonogatari? Good taste

[Stadekxiel]

Stadekxiel cancels lurk: Finished catching up.

I think I may try my hand at this, next time I'm drunk sober. Maybe Friday night after Dolwin takes his turn, assuming I'm not so plastered I can't find the keyboard by then.

[Ruhn]

Welcome Dolwin, Necrisha, and Stadekxiel.  May your turns be full of fun and success 

@vyznev: It's hard enough to focus on the game as it is, can't imagine keeping track of IRC at the same time.

New!! Top reasons a turn ends unexpectidly:
1- Pass out
2- Busy in chat
3- Throw up
4- Lost on internets
5- Fall over
(( no !science! or math was used in creating this list ))

I think we are around year 2 of the reclaim, can we make it past year 4 this time?

[vyznev]

New!! Top reasons a turn ends unexpectidly:
1- Pass out
2- Busy in chat
3- Throw up
4- Lost on internets
5- Fall over
(( no !science! or math was used in creating this list ))

Hmm, I think I managed to hit at least the first three or four of those, depending on how you count.   I don't remember falling over, though, but then again, I don't really remember much else about the end of my last turn either...

Ps. I played a bit with the save, and noticed that our depot isn't wagon-accessible because somebody blocked the entrance with weapon traps.  Whoever plays next may want to deconstruct those.  Other than that (and the few little issues noted earlier), everything seems more or less OK -- no !!dwarfs!! in stockpiles so far.