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ranger22550

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Re: Curious, stupid, !!FUN!! and totally Dwarfy executions
« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2012, 04:44:40 pm »

Also, don't FBs with poisonous vapor keep doing their thing through the bars of the cage? I foresee just a little problem with transporting such a cage.

make it a glass cage its like a huge jar right?

also just get the extract of a GCS it causes instant paralysis coat the water with it cause the spikes you mentioned would create open wounds for the poison to infect if they cant move the cant swim bonus points for mixing some brown recluse venom for necrosis
Bushmaster for Strong pain,Mild bleeding,Dizziness,Nausea,Unconsciousness,Complete paralysis
and if you feeling extremely evil a GDS venom for the guaranteed kill  GDS causes Necrosis of the brain and nervous system long term effect is Unavoidable death be careful with this one since to get its extract you have to kill one in adventure its easy just aim for the stinger first and hack it off 
or just send some important people
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« Last Edit: September 04, 2012, 05:15:01 pm by ranger22550 »
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Re: Curious, stupid, !!FUN!! and totally Dwarfy executions
« Reply #46 on: September 17, 2012, 12:23:18 pm »

Execution theory: Winter is coming

Walls are constructed in a small flower fractal pattern above ground in a temperate/cold biome like so:

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+++++++++++
++╔═════╗++
++║+++++║++
+╔╝++O++╚╗+
+║+++++++║+
+║+O+O+O+║+
+║+++++++║+
+╚╗++O++╔╝+
++║+++++║++
++╚═════╝++
+++++++++++

Fill with 7/7 water

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+++++++++++
++╔═════╗++
++║~~~~~║++
+╔╝~~O~~╚╗+
+║~~~~~~~║+
+║~O~O~O~║+
+║~~~~~~~║+
+╚╗~~O~~╔╝+
++║~~~~~║++
++╚═════╝++
+++++++++++


What it should look like 1z lvl above (If you don't increase the wall size of the curtain wall by 1zlvl to avoid job cancel spam)
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...........
..+++++++..
..+~~~~~+..
.++~~+~~++.
.+~~~~~~~+.
.+~+~+~+~+.
.+~~~~~~~+.
.++~~+~~++.
..+~~~~~+..
..+++++++..
...........

Place goblin down in center column, place nasty zombie beasties on other columns.

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...........
..+++++++..
..+~~~~~+..
.++~~C~~++.
.+~~~~~~~+.
.+~M~g~D~+.
.+~~~~~~~+.
.++~~S~~++.
..+~~~~~+..
..+++++++..
...........

Wait for winter to arrive, freezing the ice (giving a clear path to the goblin!)

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...........
..+++++++..
..+▓▓▓▓▓+..
.++▓▓+▓▓++.
.+▓▓▓C▓▓▓+.
.+▓+MgD+▓+.
.+▓▓▓S▓▓▓+.
.++▓▓+▓▓++.
..+▓▓▓▓▓+..
..+++++++..
...........

Resulting in omnomnom

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Re: Curious, stupid, !!FUN!! and totally Dwarfy executions
« Reply #47 on: September 17, 2012, 05:53:47 pm »

Live ammo / target practice:
Build a pillar with a fatal fall on all sides (or use a ledge above a chasm). Build a minecart shotgun of the "double" design, where a cage is shot out of a minecart, hits a wall, and shoots out a goblin from the cage. Put some of your goblins on the pillar, and use the other goblins to knock them off.
... did you just invent Dwarf bowling, or was it already known?
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« Reply #48 on: September 17, 2012, 07:56:28 pm »

Take a dwarf, train him in stone detailing. Apply magma to his creations. Execution by suicide.
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Re: Curious, stupid, !!FUN!! and totally Dwarfy executions
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2012, 08:01:26 am »

I like the idea of having a squad of trained war beasts in a pit and throwing goblins down 1 level one by one to them to fight it out. The fun is seeing how long one of the creatures last and how many kills/ what names they get.

Or you can just drop the gobbos 10 levels and feed them to your pit beasts instead.

Sadly, I've yet to really build a fort I stick with to implement such a gladiator arena.
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Re: Curious, stupid, !!FUN!! and totally Dwarfy executions
« Reply #50 on: September 18, 2012, 12:50:19 pm »

Sadly, I've yet to really build a fort I stick with to implement such a gladiator arena.
They aren't so fun unless you do it Roman style with war dogs or lions, or better - DF style with G -CS/DS

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Re: Curious, stupid, !!FUN!! and totally Dwarfy executions
« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2012, 09:15:47 pm »

I feel so undorfish. Ive neglected taking prisoners for quite a while now! Crap, ive gotta go remedy this.
In the mean time, I used to like having pipes above every cell, with a hatch on part of the floor and a hatch on top. Id open the hatch on top, drown the occupant of the cell, then open the bottom hatch close the top one, and a pump stack would refill the drowning pipe.
For added fun, you can use some creatively placed magma to turn it into hot water.
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Re: Curious, stupid, !!FUN!! and totally Dwarfy executions
« Reply #52 on: September 19, 2012, 09:21:14 am »

Cut open legs of the captured and out 4/10 water watch infection begin!
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Re: Curious, stupid, !!FUN!! and totally Dwarfy executions
« Reply #53 on: September 19, 2012, 12:26:13 pm »

Cut open legs of the captured and out 4/10 water watch infection begin!
Make it stagnant water, and it reaches scaphism levels of horror

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Re: Curious, stupid, !!FUN!! and totally Dwarfy executions
« Reply #54 on: September 19, 2012, 12:31:36 pm »

Cut open legs of the captured and out 4/10 water watch infection begin!

That is just mean...
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Re: Curious, stupid, !!FUN!! and totally Dwarfy executions
« Reply #55 on: September 19, 2012, 02:45:32 pm »

Cut open legs of the captured and out 4/10 water watch infection begin!
Make it stagnant water, and it reaches scaphism levels of horror
Thats what i was thinking! But also with salt water
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Re: Curious, stupid, !!FUN!! and totally Dwarfy executions
« Reply #56 on: September 20, 2012, 03:51:04 pm »

Live ammo / target practice:
Build a pillar with a fatal fall on all sides (or use a ledge above a chasm). Build a minecart shotgun of the "double" design, where a cage is shot out of a minecart, hits a wall, and shoots out a goblin from the cage. Put some of your goblins on the pillar, and use the other goblins to knock them off.

That... that I have to try...
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