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Jboy2000000

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This game hates my guts.
« on: September 01, 2012, 07:25:07 am »

My founder, with 1000 Juice, 20 Stealth, 17 Disguise, and 14 Health was going around the Army Base, wearing a suit of Army Body Armor, and got found out by a dog. He was just fine until ONE soldier stoped him at the exit, he fired his M16, and it got one hit on my chest. It blasted his heart out and killed him... How does that even happen?
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Re: This game hates my guts.
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2012, 07:33:48 am »

i had my urban commando with 14 dodge get killed by a fast food worker .
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Re: This game hates my guts.
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2012, 07:41:31 am »

Really? Thats just sad. What gun was he using, and what armor was your guy wearing?
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2012, 07:50:37 am »

my guy had ninja suit and the FFW had 9mm gun , it was at the park , when i was standing on a tile with the FFW and 5 death squad officers , i was alone and killed all 5 death squad officers with katana when the FFW gracefully after 15 shots reloaded his death machine and gunned me down .

before his death he laid down on the pile of rotting conservative corpses and whispered "... better dead than conservative ..." .
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 07:53:55 am by brainfreez »
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2012, 07:51:59 am »

Thats just sad...
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Re: This game hates my guts.
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2012, 07:56:51 am »

i had my urban commando with 14 dodge get killed by a fast food worker .

And by "fast food worker", you actually mean "CCS Vigilante", as they often show up as "fast food workers".

But yeah, sometimes the enemy just gets lucky.  That is why I don't risk my founder until I have somebody that can take their place.  The RNG is deadly sometimes. 

Impressive, all around though.

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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2012, 07:58:27 am »

it was my dumbness , my ninja could kill 5 D squad officers , but fast food worker was a bit too much .

that was just depressive , i wasted so much time in college to get his persuasion, psychology , driving and dodge to a perfect level .
« Last Edit: September 01, 2012, 08:02:01 am by brainfreez »
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2012, 08:08:20 am »

that was just depressive , i wasted so much time in college to get his persuasion, psychology , driving and dodge to a perfect level .

Hehe, that sounds exactly like my life (only insert "law" for "driving" and "business" for "dodge")!

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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2012, 08:17:20 am »

all the seconds i wasted to get gracefully raped by a conservative fast food worker .
all the times i had to press space or enter to skip the newspapers and elections .
all the children i enslaved to earn money for me while i learn in college and spread the liberal message in useless slaughter.
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Breainfreez : wait .... really ?