Modify bananas so that they infect people with zombie plague you found lying around!
[6] Every banana on earth, when eaten, will transmit the ZOMBIE PLAGUE! You're happy that bananas are involved.
Modify bananas so that they infect people with zombie plague you found lying around!
But the giant Banana in italy will remain the only normal one in existance?
[9]Oh god... You wanted it to be normal, but you also need a champion... The giant Italian banana grows a pair of banana legs and banana arms. It stand up and looks around. It's facial expressions are made of an arrangement of bananas. It looks... Happy. The people it Italy bow down before their new god.
"They want knives? I shall give them knives...
Drop a bunch of steak knives with chaos brands in Canada.
[7] Thousands of multicolored chaos knives rain over Canada. The people are pleased! Until they start using the knives... Random shit starts happening in Canada... Things being cut bursting into flames, freezing, turning to acid, turning into bananas, mutating the user, etc. The Canadian government issues a warning, and stuff.
Make the giant italian banana sentient.
[10] Uhh, okay... You give the banana intelligence. It thinks for a while. It looks sad. "I'm gonna be alone forever..." it says.
CHAMPION IMBUED
You feel pity for him and give him a wand. When he asks what it does, you shrug.
Levitate the Eiffel Tower and place it in Germany.
[5] The Eiffel Tower turns into a banana. Or rather, an Eiffel tower made of differently sized bananas.
Do horrible things to Italy! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE THINGS!
[6] The magical field you made holds up, AGAINST YOU...
Declare Italy a safe sanctum from any future shenangians, be sure to remember to not do anything horrible to whatever people are in Italy.
[8] You name Italy as a sancturary of the normal and mundane.... You also make Italy two times larger, making it look like a boot for a really fat guy.
We can't do anything to Italy now. It's a sanctuary, home to the world's largest banana.
[7] Yep. Also the magic force field is now baby-poop orange.
Punch North Korea directly in the face.
[9] You give North Korea a face, then punch it. North Korea's head looks mad!
A CHAMPION APPEARS!
Since you felt bad about the lonely banana, you make ANOTHER! IN NORTH KOREA! Now they have to go meet or something...
Punch Russia. Yes, all of it.
[9] Instead of giving it a head, you just start flattening the ground with a few good jabs. The entirety of Russia lays in ruins. Its people scattered and homeless. America would attack, but it's too busy with the Loch Ness monster...
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