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[Citizen Daniel]

I have finally found a steed dapper enough to be worthy of mounting the Steam Knights!



Simply replace that infernal combustion engine with something more...suitable, and you have a horse for the modern era, superior to its organic counterpart in every conceivable way, with no mess, no muscle fatigue, and no fleeing in terror from the so called "supernatural" presences that the superstitious would have us believe in such an enlightened age.

Of course, I must say that it is heartwarming that you would take the time to encourage us to defend our fledgling colonies. Indeed, I shall take a second thought before I send the recently immigrated cotton farmer to his untimely demise in order to fuel a developing meat industry.

That picture is amazing!

[Citizen Daniel]

So.. FarmerBob, Darkmere, Graknorke, Puzzlemaker, and Imperial Guardsman (Descan?), You've been chosen based on an essentially random metric; I've PMed you. 

Others will be chosen.  Your time will come.

[Imperial Guardsman]

Im not Descan.

[The Scout]

So.. FarmerBob, Darkmere, Graknorke, Puzzlemaker, and Imperial Guardsman (Descan?), You've been chosen based on an essentially random metric; I've PMed you. 

Others will be chosen.  Your time will come.

For wot?

[Citizen Daniel]

...stuff.  (and by stuff I mean seeing if the game crashes on their PCs)

[Mephansteras]

So.. FarmerBob, Darkmere, Graknorke, Puzzlemaker, and Imperial Guardsman (Descan?), You've been chosen based on an essentially random metric; I've PMed you. 

Others will be chosen.  Your time will come.

For wot?

Blood sacrifice to the great Inky Land Squid, of course! Haven't you been paying attention?

[GiglameshDespair]

And now I am sad.

[Karkov]

And now I am sad.

Don't worry, the Land Squid will be hungry again.  You'll have your turn too.

[GiglameshDespair]

I shall feast on the calimari of sorrow.

[choppy]

Dang.  in all seriousness I am glad you are having people test. ( I am available as well if you need a duel mac/Windows user)

[Oneir]

Damn, that's pretty exciting. Guess I have to make more of a witty nuisance of myself, then.

[ibot66]

My computers super terrible! It would be a good minimum benchmark! Your game sounds very well designed and I am sure you are a handsome witty and charming fellow!
need... fishmen...

[Descan]

And now I am sad.

And I am confused.

[Citizen Daniel]

OMG imperial guardsman ISN'T Descan.  There's something weird going on here.

[lordcooper]

Im not Descan.

I'm willing to be Descan if it'll get me in on this.