** Important Notes for potential Earliest Access Adopters **This is a VERY unfinished version right now, with lots of things disabled. If you are uncomfortable with such a early feature-incomplete version, the best option is to hold off for a while until more things are added in. If you are still undeterred:
I've done a quick n dirty write-up of the basics in
this post. It will be updated/appended if Fun Things are brought to my attention. Good luck!
** End Notes Here **Step right up, citizens! Prepare for the Opportunity of a Lifetime*! Her Majesty's Colonial Resettlement Program wants YOU to spread Word of the Glorious Cog to the Far-Reaching Savagery of Foreign Lands. Become a Governor! Menace and/or be menaced by Fish-People! Tremble in Awe at the Fearsome Might of Her Majesty's Steam Knight Regiments! Explore Wondrous Geometries and tame Fearsome Wildlife! Register at once at the nearest Office for the Shuffling of Unmentionables!
*Her Majesty's Colonial Resettlement Program makes no guarantees as to the length of said lifetime. Her Majesty's Colonial Resettlement Program is not responsible for any Grievous Harm to Body or Sanity incurred in the Savage Wildlands. No Refunds available. Colonial Contract is binding under Penalty of Death.What's this all about, then?Clockwork Empires is a colony builder in the vein of Gnomoria, Goblin Fortress, and some project I've heard of called Dwarf Fortress. It's brought to you by the fine folks over at Gaslamp Games, purveyors of Dungeons of Dredmor.
The game features a steampunk pastiche of the colonial era with a large smattering of eldritch geometries, elder gods, madness, and cabbages. You take on the role of Colonial Governor to balance the needs of your people with the good of the empire. Sounds like a jolly good time, eh, wot?
And this Earliest Access Chicanery? Do tell!Right, the game's now offering Earliest Access, which is EVEN EARLIER than Early Access. What does that mean for the savvy consumer?
Well, there's a detailed development roadmap available
here for your perusal.
An Earliest Access explanation blog is available
here.If that was convincing enough for you, the order page is available
here, along with a trailer that will most certainly not damage your sanity. At all.