BE ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME.
(1) YOU FEEL PRETTY! OH SO PRETTY!
ADVANCE ON GRID POSITION.... 19E!
(1) YOU LEAD THE SQUAD IN WRONG DIRECTION! HEADING TOWARDS 17M!
WHERE ARE THE HERETICS BROTHER? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE HERETICS!
(3) YOU GRAB A NEARBY MARINE AND SHOUT AT HIM! CHAPLAIN TRIES TO CALM YOU WITH LITANIES OF HATE!
Argue about the rules.
(2) OTHER MARINE IS GREY KNIGHT! RULES DO NOT APPLY TO HIM!
CALL UP BROTHER.
GO BOWLING.
(1) YOU CALL YOUR BATTLE BROTHERS FOR BOWLING! TAKEN BY INQUISITION FOR MENTAL EVALUATION!
BECOME THE BEST GM IN HISTORY
(6) YOU ARE BEST GM! TZEENTCH IS JEALOUS! TELEORTED TO INFINITE LABYRINTH TO
TEST YOUR WORTH!SPESS MEHREEN AT YOUR COMMAND
(3) YOU SQUAD OF GUARDSMEN VETERANS!
EAT SHIRT! PUNCH HIM IN FACE AND EAT UNDERWEAR AFTER!
(4) YOU MANAGE TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF YOUR CERAMITE CHESTPLATE THANKS TO YOUR BETCHERS GLAND!
(4) YOU PUNCH YOUR SERGEANT IN THE FACE! HE ASSUMES IT IS FROM HERETIC SMALL ARMS FIRE! ALL IS WELL!
(6) YOU SLOWLY CONSUME ALL THE ARMOUR ON YOUR LOWER BODY! INSIDES FEEL LIKE PAIN! PAIN IS GLORY!
KILL MAIM BURN!
Wait a second...
(3) YOU FIRE YOUR BOLTER INTO THE SURROUNDING AREA WITH RIGHTEOUS ENTHUSIASM! INQUISITOR GLANCES AT YOU!
GET IN SOME METAL BAWKSES! ALSO BE ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME.
(2) YOU PACK YOURSELF INTO NEARBY METAL CRATE AND ANGRILY MUTTER TO YOURSELF!
(2) YOU CONTINUE ON TOWARDS 17M!
(5) YOU SEE ENEMY FORCES ARE THERE ANYWAY
ENEMY SIGHTED: THIRTY CULTISTS AND A ROGUE PSYKERCorai - PRETTY MARINE - FEELING PRETTY!
Putnam - BEING HORRIBLE NAVIGATOR!
UltraValican - SHOUTING!
Spinal_Taper - ARGUING WITH GREY KNIGHT!
Greenstarfanatic - BEING QUESTIONED BY INQUISITION!
LordSlowpoke - IN THE INFINITE LABYRINTH!
crazysheep - GUARDSMAN VETERANS!
bukitodinos - HALF-NAKED AND HURTING!
Flying Dice - SHOOTING AT TRAITOROUS AIR!
mcclay - IN METAL BAWKS!