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[Dariush]

Use magic to find Pyroland again. Get rocket launcher. Wake up.

[5+3] YOU JUMP ONTO MAGIC'S BACK AND RIDE OFF TO PYROLAND. ALL IS WELL AND HAPPY AND AWESOME FOREVER.

[6+3] YOU PULL A ROCKET LAUNCHER OUT OF THIN AIR. YOU ARE EPIC.

[3] YOU WAKE UP. THREE EVIL CANDIES SURROUND YOU. WHAT DO?

EVIL MONOPOLY BETTER.

GO THERE!

THERE ARE EVIL CANDIES SURROUNDING YOU.

[Donuts]

Blow candies up. Find Pyro and be cool. Dont get near him though, we dont want him axing us giving us a lollipop

[IronyOwl]

YES

BE RAVENOUS CARAMEL DAEMON

FEAST ON GUMDROP SOULS

[sayaks]

BE SUPER-AWESOME!

[miauw62]

FIND PYRO.
TAKE OFF MASK.

[Dariush]

Blow candies up.

[1] YOU LIE DOWN UNDERNEATH ONE OF THE CANDIES AND BLOW AS HARD AS YOU CAN. IT DOESN'T MOVE AND BITES OFF YOUR SECOND ARM.

Find Pyro and be cool. Dont get near him though, we dont want him axing us giving us a lollipop

YOU'RE LYING UNDER A GIANT EVIL CANDY IN EVIL CANDYLAND IN THE GUISE OF AN EVIL PENGUIN WITH A SINGLE ARM THAT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR HIP! IT ISN'T THE TIME FOR SOME SANITIES!

YES

BE RAVENOUS CARAMEL DAEMON

FEAST ON GUMDROP SOULS

[5] YOU BECOME A RAVEN-OUS CARAMEL DAEMON! NOW YOU'RE KIND OF BLACK AND FEATHERY AND STICKY. AND YOU STILL LACK AN ARM.

BE SUPER-AWESOME!

[3] YOU'RE NOW SLIGHTLY MORE AWESOME THAN THE NORM.

FIND PYRO.
TAKE OFF MASK.

STILL UNDER AN EVIL CANDY.

Spoiler: STATUS (click to show/hide)

HAS ROOSTER
ONE ARM GROWS FROM HIP
SECOND ARM ABSENT
BELIEVES IN MAGIC
IS A RAVEN-OUS CARAMEL DAEMON
SLIGHTLY MORE AWESOME THAN THE NORM
LYING UNDER AN EVIL CANDY
OF EVIL

[GraveHaunter92]

Drink the chocolate river.  ALL OF IT!

[Corai]

BECOME RED SPY. BE OFFENDED WHEN BLU SPY SHOWS US PICTURES OF US WITH BLU SCOUT'S MOM.

[Spinal_Taper]

Cause Satan to fall from heaven like lightning, right onto the candies.

[Donuts]

Launcher bash the evil candey!

[Dirg]

ROLL AWAY FROM EVIL CANDIES AND RUN. MUST FIND COTTON CANDY FOR WEAPON SMITHING.

[Skyrunner]

Make friends with EVIL CANDY.

[Dariush]

Drink the chocolate river.  ALL OF IT!

[2] YOU SLURP UP WHAT LOOKS LIKE A CHOCOLATE RIVER. IT TURNS OUT TO BE SHIT. THIS IS EVIL CANDYLAND AFTER ALL.

BECOME RED SPY. BE OFFENDED WHEN BLU SPY SHOWS US PICTURES OF US WITH BLU SCOUT'S MOM.

[5] YOU BECOME A RED SPY. OF EVIL.

[1] YOU FAIL TO BE OFFENDED SO HARD THAT YOU ACTUALLY BECOME HAPPY.

Cause Satan to fall from heaven like lightning, right onto the candies.

[3-1] SATAN FALLS FROM HEAVEN LIKE LIGHTNING. HIS BODY IS BURNED TO ASH BY THE ATMOSPHERE. AN EVIL CANDY CHEWS OFF YOUR MASK!

Launcher bash the evil candey!

YOU DON'T HAVE A LAUNCHER! YOU'RE A SPY, DUH!

ROLL AWAY FROM EVIL CANDIES AND RUN. MUST FIND COTTON CANDY FOR WEAPON SMITHING.

[6+1] EPIC SUCCESS. THE POWER OF YOUR ROLL IS SO MUCH OVER NINE THOUSAND THAT ALL THREE CANDIES ARE OBLITERATED FROM THE SHEER EPICNESS OF YOUR ROLL. YOUR RUNNING IS EPIC ALSO.

[4] YOU FIND EVIL CANDY MADE FROM COTTON. WHAT DO?

Spoiler: STATUS (click to show/hide)

HAS ROOSTER
ONE ARM GROWS FROM HIP
SECOND ARM ABSENT
BELIEVES IN MAGIC
IS A RED SPY
LACKS A MASK
SLIGHTLY MORE AWESOME THAN THE NORM
DRANK A RIVER OF SHIT
OF EVIL

Spoiler: OOC note (click to show/hide)

For future reference: rolls that aren't in all caps get an automatic -1. Rolls that help us proceed get an automatic +1.

[Skyrunner]

No friend-making? D:


BEND EVIL CANDY TO MY WILL
BASH EVERYTHING.


*Edited.

[Dariush]

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

There's only one evil candy, and it's EVIL COTTON CANDY. Also, your previous suggestion came up as PPE, so I couldn't work it in.