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[Hanslanda]

Don't worry, I'm sure that there's a trap somewhere that only triggers when you search for it

Oh. Great. I'm going to start searching for traps without looking like I'm searching for traps, just in case.

Wait for backup.

[greymountain_Sage]

Let the dance of opening commence.
Pull, push, slide all four edges, combinations of push and slide pull and slide etc.
Maybe just for good measure, I'll push into the center a bit, and see if I can grab something and pull it into the room.

[Hanslanda]

Have you tried kicking? It's been working wonders for us.

[greymountain_Sage]

I'm quickly reaching that point, believe me. If I don't find something other than a 10 by 10 by 10 dusty room behind the next door, I'll kick everything in the room just for good measure.

[Hanslanda]

I think that's the point. Featureless dungeon for room after room, then megatraps, because you're guard is down.

[greymountain_Sage]

Sounds about right.
I'd search that huge oaken door pretty heavily if I were you. That sounds like a good place to start with the megatraps.

[Vorthon]

Brecan shall throw himself as hard as he can against the wall the arrows are pointing at, until it gives way or he expires.

((I'll admit: I have a character concept I really want to try out. I guess I'm more in the mood for character development or something.))

[Kadzar]

Kadbot will spend some time in the town looking for a new Butcher's Knife and Meat Shield, a Ringmail Hairnet, some Plate Apron Plating, 50 ft of Sausage casing and a Deluxe Grappling Ham (30% Wedgier!), plus all the other stuff he had before: Roasting Spit, Butcher's Block, Cord of Firewood, Flint and Steel, Torches.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Immediately run forward with all the power I can muster and deliver a flying kick to the big door at the end of the L hallway.

[Doomblade187]

AGNS follows the crazy person kicking down the door, running after him!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Let the dance of opening commence.
Pull, push, slide all four edges, combinations of push and slide pull and slide etc.
Maybe just for good measure, I'll push into the center a bit, and see if I can grab something and pull it into the room.

This secret door is comprised of two panels that pull inwards or something.

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The room beyond this one is 10 feet by 20 feet, and I'll be automating it because this is getting stupid.

[17 + 5] You automatically disable the crossbow trap,

[11 + 5] Automatically discover the secret door, and automatically discover that you have to slide it to the left.

The room beyond that room just so happens to be the room that Karas discovered, so we're done with this stupid junk. Yay.

Kadbot will spend some time in the town looking for a new Butcher's Knife and Meat Shield, a Ringmail Hairnet, some Plate Apron Plating, 50 ft of Sausage casing and a Deluxe Grappling Ham (30% Wedgier!), plus all the other stuff he had before: Roasting Spit, Butcher's Block, Cord of Firewood, Flint and Steel, Torches.

Kadbot, now fully equipped, returns back to the tomb's entrance to get some more adventuring done.

Wait for backup.

Immediately run forward with all the power I can muster and deliver a flying kick to the big door at the end of the L hallway.

AGNS follows the crazy person kicking down the door, running after him!

Hans, waiting for back-up, is certainly surprised when one-hundred and something pounds of Kitsune comes barrelling up the hallway, with AGNS running swiftly behind (but not too swiftly).

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[greymountain_Sage]

Oh, thank Lolth.
So this room connects to the sphere hallway, right? I'm gonna go to the room with the three armed gargoyle. Play around with it a bit and push some more gems into its hands.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I'm... sorry about that. My head seemed to have exploded. Now where were we? Ah, yes, Nikolai had just launched an awesome flying kick, and rolled a natural 20 to smash down the door.

*Ahem*

It's hard to see anything due to the cloud of dust that constitutes the remains of the door, but you can definitively pick out what looks like a couple torches quickly moving down the hallway. Accompanying these torches are several voices shouting something or other. You can't really pick out anything. Most of the voices are high-pitched and whiny, but one of them has the tell-tale sound of command and power to it.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Round Metal Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Trained Raven (Rupert)



Name:  Kadbot (Adopted Son of Kadzar, Brother of the Kadzar Twins)
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Manbot
Class: Battlechef (Fighter)
Race: Warforged

HP: 3/3

Weapon: Butcher's Knife, Meat Shield
Armour: Ringmail Helmet, Plate Apron Plating

Items: 50ft of sausage casing + Deluxe Grappling Ham, Roasting Spit, Butcher's Block, Cord of Firewood, Flint and Steel, Torches



Name: Brecan Greene
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter Wealth Redistribution Expert

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Dagger, Repeating Crossbow (10/10)
Armour: Leather Armour, Bandanna, Robber's Mask

Items:Torch, Sack, 2 Weeks of Rations



Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Pouch of Chalk Sticks, Torches, Ten Foot Pole



Er... Wrong picture.


There we go.

Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit, Healing Potion x 2, Bag of Sapphires



Name: Karas Sirenna
Player: Kestrel_6
Gender: Male
Class: Assassin (Rogue)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier of Unknown Make, Dagger/1-Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)
Armour: Black Cloak and Hood, Leather and Light Metal Armour

Items: Rope, Trap disarming Kit, Torches, Lockpicks



Name: AGNS ((Another Generic Nameless Stranger))
Player: Doomblade187
Gender: Male
Class: Master Thief Item Retriever (Rogue)

HP: 1/2

Weapons: Longsword/Heavy Crossbow (14 Bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather Armor

Items: Hooded Lantern, Grappling Hook, Thieves Tools


Name: Javier
Player: greymountain_SAge
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Foppish Pirate
Race: Dark Elf

HP: 2/2

Weapons:Rapier/Crossbow (14 Bolts)

Items: Lockpicks, Pouch of Gems, Gem-Encrusted Collar


Name: Nikolai
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: KGB Officer (Rouge)
Race: Kitsune (Fox-person)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Katana
Armour: Heavy Robes, Leather Pants

Items: Torch, Flint and Steel, Torch Oil, 10ft Length of rope.



Name: MaximumClone1
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Armour: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants

Items:

* MaximumZero  reads his character sheet

((Items? I need only Burning Hatred and Furious Anger.))

Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope


Name: Generic Hooded Mage
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Mace of Confusion/Staff of Lightning (10 charges)
Armour: Hooded Robe

Spells: Magic Wall, Heal, Floating Light, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic

Items:  Jar of Spiders, Jar of Honey

[Vorthon]

Brecan shall clamber out of the pit and chase down and attempt to capture one of the fleeing creatures, trapping it in the sack he carries if necessary.

[Kadzar]

Kadbot, now fully geared up again, will join the others in whatever they were doing.