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[killerhellhound]

I follow the group and cast detect magic around trying to be helpful

[Tsuchigumo550]

Search the entire west side of the pit by pushing, sliding, tapping, kicking, and many other verbs!

[USEC_OFFICER]

RedWarrior0, do you want to describe the next room, or shall I?

Go fer it.

Alright then. The room that Maximum has so badassily entered is twenty feet by ten feet, and has that pesky 10 by 10 pit trap on the eastern side. It also has two doors, the one that was recently kicked open on its eastern side, and another, unopened door on its western side.

Shout "TRY BREAKING IT" to the people with the archway problem.

Unless you have lungs of steel powerful enough to yell through a corridor, a chapel and an incredibly convoluted tunnel, I don't think that they can hear you.

Return to MZ quickly!

I feel like I'm always rushing to save people from certain doom.

Watch the pit trap!

Watches for the pit trap, tries not to fall in.

Bugger. I was hoping that you would fall in.

You rush to MaximumClone1's aid, despite the fact that she is perfectly fine. Maybe you want to give her moral support or something, I don't know. Anyways you successfully navigate the dangers of the pit trap (somehow) and run to Maximum's side, helping her get to her feet or something.

Oh good, I was getting sensory overload from that 30 foot room.
Search the room for traps and doors. Disarm traps.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that this room has another trick door that's hard to open, so when I find that, I'm gonna fall to my knees and let loose all the most horrible curse words the Drow language has to offer before I start sliding, pushing, and pulling.

After saying as many Drowish curse words as you can remember (which is surprisingly few. Drows tend to be more... physical), you do the old routine.

[17 + 5] Crossbow trap is disabled.

[11 + 5] And a secret door is discovered on the northern side of the wall. *Yawn* You don't have very far to go now.

Seeing that he and Karas have now tried all possible permutations of pushing the stones, Kadbot will try walking through the archway to see if the freaking thing even does anything.

Technically the Warforged are unliving constructs... but I'd rather not have you bypass 90% of the dangerous traps in the dungeon so... Remember what happened to Midna? Well after passing through the archway you find yourself back in the entrance to the dungeon, but sans equipment and items. At least you don't have to worry too much about being nude.

Look into the pit on the other side of the door carefully and if it looks empty, poke my stick into it to see if it's actually real or hiding anything via illusion.

I'm assuming that you're talking about the pit that Maximum just found, so...

[16 + 5] You find nothing with your 10 foot pole, neither illusions or something else.

I follow the group and cast detect magic around trying to be helpful

[20] You pick up nothing but background magic in this area.

Search the entire west side of the pit by pushing, sliding, tapping, kicking, and many other verbs!

[20 + 5] Despite your attempts at coercing the west side of the pit, it refuses to give up any of its secrets. Assuming that it had any secrets to begin with, that is.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Round Metal Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Trained Raven (Rupert)



Name:  Kadbot (Adopted Son of Kadzar, Brother of the Kadzar Twins)
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Manbot
Class: Battlechef (Fighter)
Race: Warforged

HP: 3/3

Weapon: None
Armour: Nope

Items: I'd get some, if I were you.



Name: Brecan Greene
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter Wealth Redistribution Expert

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Dagger, Repeating Crossbow (10/10)
Armour: Leather Armour, Bandanna, Robber's Mask

Items:Torch, Sack, 2 Weeks of Rations



Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Pouch of Chalk Sticks, Torches, Ten Foot Pole



Er... Wrong picture.


There we go.

Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit, Healing Potion x 2, Bag of Sapphires



Name: Karas Sirenna
Player: Kestrel_6
Gender: Male
Class: Assassin (Rogue)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier of Unknown Make, Dagger/1-Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)
Armour: Black Cloak and Hood, Leather and Light Metal Armour

Items: Rope, Trap disarming Kit, Torches, Lockpicks



Name: AGNS ((Another Generic Nameless Stranger))
Player: Doomblade187
Gender: Male
Class: Master Thief Item Retriever (Rogue)

HP: 1/2

Weapons: Longsword/Heavy Crossbow (14 Bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather Armor

Items: Hooded Lantern, Grappling Hook, Thieves Tools


Name: Javier
Player: greymountain_SAge
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Foppish Pirate
Race: Dark Elf

HP: 2/2

Weapons:Rapier/Crossbow (14 Bolts)

Items: Lockpicks, Pouch of Gems, Gem-Encrusted Collar


Name: Nikolai
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: KGB Officer (Rouge)
Race: Kitsune (Fox-person)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Katana
Armour: Heavy Robes, Leather Pants

Items: Torch, Flint and Steel, Torch Oil, 10ft Length of rope.



Name: MaximumClone1
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Armour: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants

Items:

* MaximumZero  reads his character sheet

((Items? I need only Burning Hatred and Furious Anger.))

Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope


Name: Generic Hooded Mage
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Mace of Confusion/Staff of Lightning (10 charges)
Armour: Hooded Robe

Spells: Magic Wall, Heal, Floating Light, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic

Items:  Jar of Spiders, Jar of Honey

[RedWarrior0]

Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!

Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

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Huzzah!

And I remember the pit traps being concealed, and spiked. But whatever.

[USEC_OFFICER]

The 3.5 version isn't spiked for whatever reason, but they're definitively concealed. Of course MaximumZero keeps on blundering into them, but whatever.

[Zako]

Go across the pit and search the new room for secret doors and treasure.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Go across the pit and search the new room for secret doors and treasure.

[4 + 5] You find no secret doors or treasure.

[Zako]

...

TRY AGAIN!

[Hanslanda]

Whoo, another blank room in this dungeon full of blank rooms! I think this is all an attempt to lure us into a false sense of security so Acerarak can drop the hammer on us. By which I mean the infamous death room, where the ceiling is a monster, the walls are a monster, the floor is a monster, the chest is a monster, and a Gelatinous Cube fills the whole room for good measure.

What did I tell ya?

[USEC_OFFICER]

...

TRY AGAIN!

[4 + 5] Nope. Nothing.

...

[13 + 5] Still nothing. Want to try again?

...

[16 + 5] You haven't found anything.

Help Zako search for secret doors, with my badger-like hands. It's my new thing, apparently, after being a chick and feeling myself up.

[15 + 5] Even your badger-like hands can't find any secret doors.

[Hanslanda]

Search the new door for traps! Then, when I don't find any, try to open the door in the same manner as the last door, that is step to one side, open the door without going through, etc. If that doesn't work, KICK IT DOWN!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Search the new door for traps! Then, when I don't find any, try to open the door in the same manner as the last door, that is step to one side, open the door without going through, etc. If that doesn't work, KICK IT DOWN!

[19 + 5] Finding no traps on the door, you go to open it carefully kick it down, because of course it's stuck.

[9] The door smashes open with your mighty blow...

[REFLEX: 10 + 5] And you have enough presence of mind to not stumble into the pit trap behind the door. Yay you!

The room behind the door is not a room, but a corridor that extends for forty feet before turning 90 degrees to the right (ie north).

[Hanslanda]

I found something different, guys! Er, and Maxi. And me. Whatever, you know what I mean!

I charge down the corridor blindly! Heh. Just kidding. I'm not an idiot, and this is Tomb of Horrors.

Search the floor and walls for traps, carefully. Call out the traps for everyone so they can avoid them.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I found something different, guys! Er, and Maxi. And me. Whatever, you know what I mean!

I charge down the corridor blindly! Heh. Just kidding. I'm not an idiot, and this is Tomb of Horrors.

Search the floor and walls for traps, carefully. Call out the traps for everyone so they can avoid them.

[19 + 5] Finding no traps, you charge down the corridor carefully.

After turning the corner, the corridor extends for approximately 160 feet before ending in a heavy, iron-bound, oaken door. It's the type of door that is meant to keep inquisitive adventurers out.

The rest of the corridor is plan and uninteresting, if you're wondering.

[RedWarrior0]

Don't worry, I'm sure that there's a trap somewhere that only triggers when you search for it