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[monk12]

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[MaximumZero]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

To arms!

Name: MaximumClone1
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Items: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants.

Max, you're drunk again, aren't you.

Yes, I was. That's okay, though, let's do this!

Try and figure out where the hell I am.

[Solifuge]

Spoiler: Right The Fuck Here (click to show/hide)

EDIT:
Is there anything in that Urn with the bloodflies? If not, I'd like to check the area around the Altar from the dias-side, and the altar itself (and suggest Hannah scoot away from the main aisle where the lightning happens).

[greymountain_Sage]

Oh, I have got to get in on this.

Name: Wall
Gender: Masculine construct (Male enough)
Class: Guardian(Fighter)
Weapons: Sword
Items: Torch, Rope, Grappling Hook(Don't know if it and the rope count as one or two.)

Wall was created to guard a mysterious treasure. Unfortunately, after 1000 years(Or a week, or five minutes, he's not sure.) he got bored and wandered off. Now he's looking for something to do, and the tomb of horrors seems as good as anything. He's taken hundreds of blows to the head, and talking to him is somewhat like talking to a brick wall, which is where he got his name.

Assuming everything is in order, his first action is to attempt to talk with the monster painted on the fresco in the doorway. If it doesn't respond(because it's painted on, presumably) He loses his temper and attacks it.

[Hanslanda]

Well, that was exciting. Return to the Sphere hall, as I originally intended. Stick tongue out at Midna.

[Zako]

((I dare you to go through that transformation arch again. Just to see what happens.))

[Hanslanda]

((I thought I already did. And I don't think it will accept me again.))

[MaximumZero]

If not with the rest of the group, attempt to catch up. If with the group, stick around with the rogues until they pick a fight with something.

[Hanslanda]

Get drunk with Maximum Zero. Remember I am a girl. Do not get drunk.

[MaximumZero]

Get drunk with Maximum Zero. Remember I am a girl. Get drunk anyway.

What's that you say? You want me to stumble around a trap filled hellhole with protecting distracted by a drunken buxom maiden? Hans is trying to get me killed!

[Hanslanda]

Oh boy this is awkward. Maybe I should have stuck with Midna.
Ahem, are there any magical spheres left to explore?

[MaximumZero]

Oh boy this is awkward. Maybe I should have stuck with Midna.
Ahem, are there any magical spheres left to explore?

Two of them. On your chest.

[Hanslanda]

Oh gods. >.<

[greymountain_Sage]

Maybe you best try that genderbender arch again. Maybe it'll turn you male again and we can put these jokes behind us.

[Solifuge]

I for one think Hans/Hannah is learning a valuable lesson about the fluidity of gender identity, and that being a woman is not all about having milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard.

But seriously, go through the arch and investigate that room on the other side already. I'd go through, but I have more than enough hair as it is.