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Kaiserr

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YOU ARE GERM
« on: August 12, 2012, 11:34:51 pm »

GERM IN KITCHEN ON CUTTING BOARD

WOMAN IN KITCHEN(LOL SEXIST JOKES)


>WHAT DO



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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2012, 11:43:33 pm »

MULTIPLY UNTIL COVER CUTTING BOARD LIKE GREEN SLIMY ICK
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2012, 11:44:19 pm »

EVOLVE.
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2012, 11:46:57 pm »

MULTIPLY UNTIL COVER CUTTING BOARD LIKE GREEN SLIMY ICK

[2]
YOU ATTEMPT TO MULTIPLY BUT FAIL.

EVOLVE.

[5]YOU EVOLVE INTO A SMALL CREATURE,SLIGHTLY HUMANOID AND ABOUT 2 INCHES TALL.
YOUR LEGS ARE BIPEDAL AND YOU HUNCH OVER SLIGHTLY WITH OUTSTRETCHED,RATHER MUSCULAR ARMS.
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Xantalos

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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2012, 11:48:09 pm »

GAIN PERSONA OF MR T
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2012, 11:49:07 pm »

GAIN PERSONA OF MR T

[6]YOU NOW RESEMBLE CHUCK NORRIS.
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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2012, 11:50:34 pm »

JUMP AT WOMAN. GNAW HER NECK OUT. DRINK BLOOD AND EVOLVE.
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2012, 11:51:01 pm »

EVOLVE FURTHER, INTO A KOBOLD.
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Re: YOU ARE GERM
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2012, 11:52:28 pm »

GAIN MIGHTY GERM STEED!
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2012, 11:52:57 pm »

BEARDPUNCH WOMANZ IN LOWER INTESTINES

CAUSE APPENDICITIS
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2012, 11:54:32 pm »

You are all different germs btw,just so you know)

JUMP AT WOMAN. GNAW HER NECK OUT. DRINK BLOOD AND EVOLVE.

[...] YOU DONT HAVE LEGS.

EVOLVE FURTHER, INTO A KOBOLD.

[4]YOU EVOLVE INTO A KOBOLD BUT REMAIN 2 INCHES TALL.


BEARDPUNCH WOMANZ IN LOWER INTESTINES

CAUSE APPENDICITIS

[1]YOU SOMEHOW GROW A BEARD,BUT PUNCH YOURSELF WITH IT AND EXPLODE.



GAIN MIGHTY GERM STEED!

[4]YOU NOW HAVE A GERM HORSE..
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2012, 11:56:33 pm »

GROW A CLONE OF MYSELF FROM EACH PIECE OF ME
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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2012, 11:58:02 pm »

GROW A CLONE OF MYSELF FROM EACH PIECE OF ME

[1]YOU IMPLODE AND BECOME A TELETUBBY.
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2012, 11:58:27 pm »

EVOLVE INTO SOMETHING WITH LEGS AND TEETH.
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2012, 11:59:28 pm »

EVOLVE INTO SOMETHING WITH LEGS AND TEETH.

[2]YOU TURN INTO A 1 INCH JAGUAR!
...WITHOUT LEGS OR TEETH
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