...THROW MORE POTIONS!!
MOAR POTIONS!!
MOOOOOAAR POOOOTIOOONS!a
(2) THREW POTION BASES
FUCK, THESE COST A BUNCH
COVER EYES
VOMIT SILENTLY AT SPECTACLE
(1) YOU GAG ON VOMIT AND DIE
PUT ALL SKILL POINTS INTO CHARISMA
APPLY MAD FARMING IMPLEMENT SKILLS ONTO FOE IN THE MOST SUAVE MANNER POSSIBLE
(3) CHARISMA DOES NOTHING TO INCREASE YOUR FARMING IMPLEMENT DAMAGE
JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL
WHAT
HOW DARE
EVERYONE LOVE PANDA
ROLLING BALL ATTACK NAO
(5) ROLLING BALL ATTACK HITS (4) F.O.E. IN THE FACE, F.O.E. NOW ANGRY AT YOU
NOW THAT AM POWERED UP
GRAB F.O.E'S NEAREST APPENDAGE
RIP OFF
SCREAM RARGH
(5) YOU PUNCH F.O.E.S APPENDAGE WITH LIGHTNING SPEED AND STRIKE ALL THE PRESSURE POINTS, IT EXPLODES INTO BLOOD
UNFORTUNATELY F.O.E. HAS TWENTY MORE
Call in reinforcements from Japan to handle the tentacle rape, they're used to this stuff.
(4) NO JAPAN, JUST FANTASY JAPAN
REINFORCEMENTS CONSIST OF ONE BUTLER AND ONE H-MANGAKA, H-MANGAKA GETS TO WORK
AM ALCHEMIST. ACTIVATE BOOST AND CAST MEGIDDO.
YOU WIN THE THREAD. ALL OF IT.
(6) NOW CHARGING YOUR MEGIDDO. GOTTA OVERKILL THAT BITCH
Be MEDIC (Mad Doctor)
heal people in any way possible.
Including ripping apart other more damaged things for parts
(5) UBERCHARGE IS READY
BE BUCCANEER. DO STEREOTYPED BUCCANEER STUFF.
ALSO, SWEAR AT F.O.E.
(1) YOU TELL F.O.E. THAT IT FIGHTS LIKE A COW. F.O.E. STOMPS YOU LIKE A COW.
YOU DEAD
Darkly EXTERMINATE! F.O.E!
YOU ARE NOT IN FIGHTING CONDITION KIDDO
DARKLY HEAL SELF, then EXTERMINATE.
PLEASE STATE HOW YOU INTEND TO HEAL A TENTACLE RAMMED DEEP INTO YOUR REAR END.
DARKLY!
(6) DARK FORCES TRANSFORM YOU INTO SMALL F.O.E. AKA RAPELOPE
RAPELOPE PROCEEDS TO KICK REASON IN THE CURB
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