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[Greenstarfanatic]

NOOOOOOOO PUNCH MANAGER IN FACE.

WITH SAXOPHONE.

IMMA FLY WITH YOU AND MAH MAGIC SAX.

BRING BUS TO CONCERT(?)

[Yoink]

NOOOOOOOO PUNCH MANAGER IN FACE.

WITH SAXOPHONE.

IMMA FLY WITH YOU AND MAH MAGIC SAX.

BRING BUS TO CONCERT(?)

WHAT, WHICH MANAGER

YOU ARE ON MANAGEMENT TEAM

YOU MEAN HEAD MANAGER? HE IS... WHERE ARE YOU, ANYWAY?!

[2] YOU PUNCH FELLOW MANAGER HANGING FROM BACK OF FLYING BUS BY CHAINS

DENT YOUR SAX. OOPS

[3] YOU CLIMB UP INTO BUS, INTO DRIVERS SEAT

APPARENTLY FLYING IS A BIT DIFFERENT FROM DRIVING

KEEP HITTING TREES

SLOW PROCESS

[Greenstarfanatic]

MAGIC SAX NOT WORKING. TRY MAGIC FLUTE AND CLARINET DUET.

IT WILL TOTALLY WORK.

[Yoink]

MAGIC SAX NOT WORKING. TRY MAGIC FLUTE AND CLARINET DUET.

IT WILL TOTALLY WORK.

[4] IT MOSTLY WORKS

NOT SURE IF METAL THOUGH

[tomas1297]

NOT SURE IF METAL THOUGH

OF COURSE IT'S METAL!

[lawastooshort]

CHEW OFF FAULTY LEG AND BREAK CHAINS WITH IT. FLEE.

[GraveHaunter92]

NOT SURE IF METAL THOUGH

OF COURSE IT'S METAL!

TOMAS IS RIGHT!  UNFORTUNATELY BAND ALSO NEEDS MORE COWBELL!  PROVIDE EPIC COWBELL PERFORMANCE FOR BAND!

[Greenstarfanatic]

FLUTE AND CLARINET HAVE METAL SO HA.

CARRY BUS TO CONCERT IN TIME FOR BADASS METAL ENDING.

[Yoink]

NOT SURE IF METAL THOUGH

OF COURSE IT'S METAL!

[1] GM GIVES YOU SPLITTING HEADACHE FOR ATTACK ON HIS BANDWITH

CHEW OFF FAULTY LEG AND BREAK CHAINS WITH IT. FLEE.

[5] YOU CHEW OFF TOMAS'S LEG, BREAK CHAINS

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE

IS LIKE WILDERNESS OR SOMETHING

NOISY DRUNK PEOPLE IN BUS

TOMAS IS RIGHT!  UNFORTUNATELY BAND ALSO NEEDS MORE COWBELL!  PROVIDE EPIC COWBELL PERFORMANCE FOR BAND!

[6] AWW YEAH COWBELL

YOU ARE ROCKIN' OUT MAN

...UH OH FARMER HEARS COWBELL, COMES INTO CLEARING WITH SHOTGUN

"DON'T WORRY BESSIE, AH'MA GETCHU BACK OFF DEM CATTLE-RUSTLERS!"

HIM OPEN FIRE ON BUS

[3] NOT QUITE HIT YOU, BUCKSHOT TEARING UP BUS AROUND YOU THOUGH

MAYBE IT'S TIME TO LEAVE

FLUTE AND CLARINET HAVE METAL SO HA.

CARRY BUS TO CONCERT IN TIME FOR BADASS METAL ENDING.

[3] BEST YOU CAN DO IS PUSH IT ALONG

IS SLOOOW GOING

[2] PASSING SHOTGUN BLAST REMOVES YOUR LEG

DAMN REDNECK FARMERS

AT LEAST YOU ARE NEARLY AT ROAD, THOUGH

[lawastooshort]

EAT LEG FOR STRENGTH

CONSULT MAP

INNER MAP

[Greenstarfanatic]

NOOOOOOOOOOTHAT WAS MAH FAVRIT LEG!

HE WAS JIMOTHY.

AVENGE JIMOTHY BY THROWING BUS AT FARMER.

[Yoink]

EAT LEG FOR STRENGTH

CONSULT MAP

INNER MAP

[5] *SNAP* *RIP* OMNOMNOM. HEY, KINDA TASTY, ACTUALLY

YOU ATTEMPT TO CONSULT YOUR MAP

[1] YOU TEAR OUT YOUR ENTRAILS AND THROW THEM ON GROUND

TRY TO READ RESULTANT MESS

...HUH. ACCORDING TO THIS, YOU ARE IN THE HEADWATERS OF A PLACE CALLED 'SHIT CREEK'

[6] HUNGRY WOLF COMES RUNNING OUT OF FOREST, GRABS ENTRAILS IN JAWS AND RUNS OFF AGAIN

HEY SHIT THOSE ARE STILL ATTACHED

YOU ARE DRAGGED ALONG GROUND THROUGH UNDERGROWTH, AWAY FROM GUNSHOTS AND CRAZINESS

LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS

Item Lost: Consciousness!

NOOOOOOOOOOTHAT WAS MAH FAVRIT LEG!

HE WAS JIMOTHY.

AVENGE JIMOTHY BY THROWING BUS AT FARMER.

[3] YOU TEAR OFF REAR-VIEW MIRROR, THROW THAT INSTEAD

[6] IT SEVERS FARMER'S HEAD. WHOAH. ALSO EXPLODES SOMEWHERE FAR IN DISTANCE

AS WOLVES DRAG POOR CRIPPLED PERSON INTO BUSHES YOU GET BACK TO PUSHING

[4] BUS COMES OUT OF FOREST, IS NOW ON DIRT ROAD

APPARENTLY THAT WAS A FEW METRES AWAY THIS WHOLE TIME. HUH.



EVERYONE: BUS NOW ON DIRT ROAD

OLD ROADSIGN TO ONE SIDE, POINTS LEFT, SAYS 'WELCOME TO STICKSVILLE- THE TIDY TOWN'

THINK YOU SEE CAR COMING IN DISTANCE, IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION

[lawastooshort]

WAKE UP

WRESTLE WOLF

USING POWER OF METALLLLLLLLLL

EAT WOLF

[GraveHaunter92]

DISTRACT CAR WITH COWBELL!

[Greenstarfanatic]

USE EPIC METAL VIOLIN TO BLOW UP CAR.

BECAUSE IT CAN.