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[TCM]

BECOME ZOMBIE. BEGIN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

EDIT: KEEP WEARING SUIT AS ZOMBIE, BECAUSE SUITS ARE EPIC.

(...) YOU'RE NOT DED. MERELY IN JAILE. FAIL TO BECOME ZOMBIE.

TURN MOLESTERS INTO CHARIOT. DRIVE MIGHTY MOLESTIBLE TO SURFACE AND RUN NIKO OVER WITH IT.

(5) YOU GET MOLESTIBLE AND WHIP YOUR MOLESTERS TIL' THEY RUN YOUR CHARIOT TO THE SURFACE.

(2) YOU TRY TO RUN OVER NIKO, BUT YOUR CHILD MOLESTOR MOUNTS SEE A GIRL SCOUT BUILDING AND RUN IN THAT DIRECTION INSTEAD.

CLOSE ENOUGH. TELEPORT BEHIND NIKO, CROUCH, UPPERCUT.

(3) YOU TELEPORT NIKO AND AIM TO UPPERCUT HIM IN THE BUTT. (1) YOU GENTLY PAT IT INSTEAD. NIKO DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HE APPROVES. SHOOTS YOU IN EYE. DED.

You forgot, Niko is also very well animated now.

HaHA! BECOME CELESTIA.

THROW SUN AT NIKO MAN.

(1) BECOME TRIXIE. DED.

Burst out of small room Koll-Aid style and take Hell over and put it under potato management.

(2) YOU THROW YOURSELF AGAINST A WALL AND BRUISE YOURSELF. OW.

ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD

(2) "MAGIKARP USE SPLASH!" "A HERP A DERP."

CALL IN BACKUP WITH A NAPALM STRIKE, CARPET BOMB, AND PARATROOPS! ALSO, FIRE AGAIN!

(2) NAPALM IN LOW SUPPLIES.

(3) HELICOPTERS START DROPPING CARPETS AROUND NIKO.

(1) OH SHIT, YOU CALLED THE WRONG PARATROOPERS! COMMUNIST PARATROOPERS (6) SHOOT YOU WITH A LOT OF AK47S. DED.

Am so rich, build cannon to fire money at superluminal speeds at Niko. Do so.

(2) YOU BUILD CANNON OUT OF MONEY. HUH.

(2) AMAZINGLY, IT DOESN'T WORK.


"EASY COUSIN!" ROMAN PULLS HIS BROTHER BACK INTO THE TAXI.


METAL GEAR SEES XANTALOS AS RICH THREAT. (5) FIRES CHEST LASER AT XANTALOS, DISINTEGRATING HIM. WELL, AT LEAST THE FUNERAL IS FANCY. DED.

ARMENIAN HITMAN TRIES SNIPING NIKO. (5) BOOM, SPINE SHOT.

MERCENARY GANG SURROUNDS CAR. (4+1) LIGHTS THE INTERIOR ON FIRE, AND SHOOT IT A LOT. ROMAN DED. NIKO DED.

RUSSIAN PARATROOPERS HAVE A GUN FIGHT AND FEND OFF MERCENARIES. THEY TAKE THE CAR BACK TO THEIR HOMELAND AND BURY IT.


GAME OVER

WINNER: ARMENIAN HITMAN & MERCENARY GANG


FINAL DEATH TOLL:

ALL CIVILLIANS IN LIBERTY HOSPITAL
RAMBO
22 SWATS
ANOTHER ENTIRE HOSPITAL
A NEIGHBORHOOD
EVERYONE IN RESTURAUNT
THA' BOSS
6 EUROPEAN GANGSTERS
THIRD STREET SAINTS
4592 CIVILLIANS LOST TO FLOOD
SPACE COUNCIL
INCREDIBLY SLOW TANK DIVISION
O.G.Z. BOSS
HOMESTUCK
MICHIGAN
O.G.Z. GANG
MCDONALDS
EAST COAST RAPPERS
EAST EUROPEAN GANG
ROMAN
NIKO


And, that's a wrap.

[Greenstarfanatic]

That was fun. I love how Niko reacted to being Faustified. And why did I die from becoming Trixie? Did she try to throw the sun and fail?

[LordSlowpoke]

I summoned the winner. It was me.

* LordSlowpoke bows and moonwalks out of the game, punching snouts along the way.

[TCM]

That was fun. I love how Niko reacted to being Faustified. And why did I die from becoming Trixie? Did she try to throw the sun and fail?

Because she's Trixie.

[Corai]

That was fun. I love how Niko reacted to being Faustified. And why did I die from becoming Trixie? Did she try to throw the sun and fail?

Because she's Trixie.

You mad you aren't as great and powerful as TRIXIE?

[Greenstarfanatic]

That was fun. I love how Niko reacted to being Faustified. And why did I die from becoming Trixie? Did she try to throw the sun and fail?

Because she's Trixie.

YES. I AM VERY MAD.

[Spinal_Taper]

Blah blah blah, become Raiden, lightning, rain transformed, ninja. Survive because can survive being hit by battleship.

[Geen]

The killcount forgot Raiden and Snake! Also, hell yeah that was awesome. Also holy shit the kill count is hilarious.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Well it also forgot all of my characters except Rambo, but no matter.

[TCM]

The killcount forgot Raiden and Snake! Also, hell yeah that was awesome. Also holy shit the kill count is hilarious.

Well it also forgot all of my characters except Rambo, but no matter.

If I counted playable characters the kill count would have been a lot higher. But I'm lazy. :I

[Dirg]

And yet, we shall never know the fate of the girlscout building the molestible went after.

[Greenstarfanatic]

The killcount forgot Raiden and Snake! Also, hell yeah that was awesome. Also holy shit the kill count is hilarious.

Well it also forgot all of my characters except Rambo, but no matter.

If I counted playable characters the kill count would have been a lot higher. But I'm lazy. :I

Of course you are. That's why you're GMing RTD Princess Celestia.

The killcount forgot Raiden and Snake! Also, hell yeah that was awesome. Also holy shit the kill count is hilarious.

Well it also forgot all of my characters except Rambo, but no matter.

If I counted playable characters the kill count would have been a lot higher. But I'm lazy. :I