Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 10

Author Topic: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC  (Read 22409 times)

TCM

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« on: August 08, 2012, 09:53:43 pm »
YOU IN LIBERTY CITY.

NIKO BELLIC, EAST EUROPEAN EXTRODINAIRE, IS INSIDE HOSPITAL AND SHOOTING EVERYONE. HE HAS MANY WEAPON.

YOU OUTSIDE HOSPITAL. YOU ARE POLICE/FBI/SWAT/MILITARY/COURAGEOUS ARMED CIVILLIAN/STUPID ARMED CIVILLIAN/HOMELESS MAN WITH STICK/ETC.

GO GET HIM.


Spoiler: NIKO BELLIC (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: PLAYERS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: LOCATION (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: DEATH TOLL (click to show/hide)
Logged
Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

LordSlowpoke

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2012, 09:55:18 pm »
CALL IN ROCKET ARTILLERY BARRAGE
Logged

Greenstarfanatic

  • Bay Watcher
  • I wanna be a cow boy babey
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2012, 09:56:47 pm »
ME STILL RAMBO.

CHARGEBWAAAAAARRRGGH.
Logged
Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

Corai

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2012, 09:59:17 pm »
I AM BLONDE GUY IN SLEEK BLACK SUIT. I HAVE A M911 HANDGUN. WALK IN NONCHALANTLY AND TAKE HUMAN SHIELD.
Logged
Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

TCM

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2012, 10:01:57 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 08, 2012, 09:55:18 pm
CALL IN ROCKET ARTILLERY BARRAGE

(1) YOU CALL AMMO TRUCK AND BEGIN THROWING EXPENSIVE AMMO AT HIM.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2012, 09:56:47 pm
ME STILL RAMBO.

CHARGEBWAAAAAARRRGGH.

(4) YOU GET IN THE HOSPITAL. (1) YOU ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT SELF IN HEAD WITH ENTIRE MACHINE GUN CLIP.

Quote from: Corai on August 08, 2012, 09:59:17 pm
I AM BLONDE GUY IN SLEEK BLACK SUIT. I HAVE A M911 HANDGUN. WALK IN NONCHALANTLY AND TAKE HUMAN SHIELD.

(6) YOU WALK IN, ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK OF THE HOSPITAL.

(5) YOU TAKE RANDOM NURSE IN BACK OF HOSPITAL AS HOSTAGE.



NIKO BELLIC TAKES A MOMENT TO CLAIM ALL THE AMMO THROWN AT HIM.



Spoiler: NIKO BELLIC (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: PLAYERS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: LOCATION (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: DEATH TOLL (click to show/hide)
Logged
Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Corai

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2012, 10:04:21 pm »
"Stay calm and you will survive this" and put handgun to her head.
Logged
Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

LordSlowpoke

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2012, 10:06:57 pm »
EXPENSIVE AMMO IS NOW BOXES OF ARMED GRENADES
Logged

G-Flex

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2012, 10:09:56 pm »
Jesus Christ.
Logged
There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who understand hexadecimal, and those who don't.
Visit the #Bay12Games IRC channel on NewNet
== Human Renovation: My Deus Ex mod/fan patch (v1.30, updated 5/31/2012) ==

Baradine

  • Bay Watcher
  • Just some guy
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2012, 10:12:04 pm »
SEND IN WAVE AFTER WAVE OF SWAT.  THEN, GO IN AND DELIVER COUP DE GRACE.
Logged

Anticheese

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2012, 10:13:24 pm »
This is inane.
Logged
Why not join us on IRC? irc.newnet.net #bay12games

TCM

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2012, 10:19:28 pm »
Quote from: Corai on August 08, 2012, 10:04:21 pm
"Stay calm and you will survive this" and put handgun to her head.

(4) SHE SOBS QUIETLY AND STAYS STILL.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 08, 2012, 10:06:57 pm
EXPENSIVE AMMO IS NOW BOXES OF ARMED GRENADES

(5) AMMO TURNS INTO LIVE GRENADES. "AH, SHEET!"

(6) GRENADES EXPLODE, AND THE FORCE OF EXPLOSION IS SO POWERFUL THEY FORM A BLACK HOLE AND EAT ITSELF, DAMAGING NOTHING ELSE.

Quote from: G-Flex on August 08, 2012, 10:09:56 pm
Jesus Christ.

(3) YOU ARE JESUS CHRIST, ASPIRING BASKETBALL PLAYER.

Quote from: Baradine on August 08, 2012, 10:12:04 pm
SEND IN WAVE AFTER WAVE OF SWAT.  THEN, GO IN AND DELIVER COUP DE GRACE.

(6) YOU SEND IN SOME MANY WAVES OF SWAT THEY ALL GET CLOGGED IN THE DOORWAY AND CANT GET IN.



NIKO BELLIC SHOOTS AT THE STUCK SWAT TEAMS. (4) HE SHOOTS 20 OF THEM, AND THE REST SCATTER.



Spoiler: NIKO BELLIC (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: PLAYERS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: LOCATION (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: DEATH TOLL (click to show/hide)
Logged
Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Greenstarfanatic

  • Bay Watcher
  • I wanna be a cow boy babey
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2012, 10:20:43 pm »
BECOME STEVE.
STEVE AWESOME.
BLIND NIKO MAN WITH STEVE AWESOMENESS.
Logged
Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

Baradine

  • Bay Watcher
  • Just some guy
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2012, 10:21:17 pm »
MORE SWATS.  SO MANY SWATS, HE'LL BE PUKING SWAT, ALONG WITH BLOOD.

CAUSE HE'LL BE DEAD.
Logged

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2012, 10:21:52 pm »
"YOU ARE A UN-AMERICAN COMMIE SCUMBAG, NIKO BELLIC!"

Rocket jump into hospital. Shoot Niko with rockets. Scream "Maggot!" whenever possible.
Logged

mcclay

  • Bay Watcher
  • Gay, Tired and Just here to Vibe
    • View Profile
Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2012, 10:23:28 pm »
BE SCP AGENT, NIKO IS NEW SCP. GET HIM
Logged
Am I back? Its a mystery to everyone
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 10
« previous next »