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Bad Drawing Livestream

Yes
- 156 (42.6%)
No
- 17 (4.6%)
I have no opinion and prefer to select the zany "other" option on forum polls
- 193 (52.7%)

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Author Topic: I badly draw your reports!  (Read 336727 times)

Slayerhero90

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #810 on: November 11, 2012, 03:35:20 pm »
Is that gray thing a reanimated muscle shell?
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GoombaGeek

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #811 on: November 11, 2012, 03:35:49 pm »
It's a witty reference that only proves how hip I am
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #812 on: November 11, 2012, 03:42:32 pm »
Quote from: HiEv on November 11, 2012, 02:45:19 pm
Quote from: katana on November 11, 2012, 02:42:56 pm
Drakes are like ducks, you know.

Not in this case.  The person was using a mod.  Note the part where he said, "I'm playing Masterwork where a Drake is a small dragon like lizard thing."
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Not exactly a report, but recently a webber titan attacked my dwarves and spammed webs until they died of dehydration.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #813 on: November 11, 2012, 03:43:51 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on November 11, 2012, 03:35:20 pm
Is that gray thing a reanimated muscle shell?
Tis a tiny crossbow that only fires to the signature of Urist McAdventurer.
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Thormgrim

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #814 on: November 11, 2012, 10:10:59 pm »
I haven't actually played DF in a long while, but I still love the forums.  Here is something insane that happened to me a while ago...

I had a child break both his hands somehow.  This was back in the days when clothes wore out faster than a hooker on nickel night.  Anyway, with both of his hands broken and in casts, he found himself naked after a few months and started going berzerk.  He just hung around in the dining hall, attacking the nobles until somebody would knock him unconscious.  Nobody put any clothes on him.  They finally killed him, IIRC, but not until they had knocked him out and left him naked in the dining hall with his broken hands several times.

Dorfs are real jerks sometimes.
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Xantalos

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #815 on: November 11, 2012, 10:17:16 pm »
I had my oldest adventurer die a death worthy of him: he died of old age while falling off a cliff.
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #816 on: November 12, 2012, 02:02:48 pm »
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Scelly9

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #817 on: November 13, 2012, 02:01:27 am »
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MrWillsauce

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #818 on: November 13, 2012, 02:07:06 am »
I think it's best just to euthanize it, rather than letting it keep living out its miserable existence.
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Scelly9

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #819 on: November 13, 2012, 02:08:54 am »
*cocks shotgun*
I'm sorry pisskop, it's for the best. You can look away, if you don't want to see this.
*blam*
*credits roll*
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MrWillsauce

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #820 on: November 13, 2012, 02:12:30 am »
Link: HERRRRRRRRR CAN I PET DA RABBITS SCELLY?
Scelly: Ssssssh Link... it'll all be over soon.  :'(
*boom*
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DungeonJerk

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #821 on: November 13, 2012, 05:47:35 am »
While I don't have the reports on hand, these come from my one friend.

His one fortress had an epic animal revolution, which ended with the chickens dragging off the chef into the forest and pecking him to death. Guess he was on the menu.

In another fortress the same friend had, a crazed starving dwarf picked up a rock and bashed it through the head of another dwarf. The dying dwarf then collapsed on top of him, killing his killer. 
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GoombaGeek

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #822 on: November 13, 2012, 09:29:33 am »
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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #823 on: November 13, 2012, 10:50:19 am »
When checking the legends of my fort, I noticed that an wagon scuttled in my fort.
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Graknorke

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Re: I badly draw your reports!
« Reply #824 on: November 13, 2012, 01:34:28 pm »
Quote from: Scelly9 on November 13, 2012, 02:08:54 am
*cocks shotgun*
I'm sorry pisskop, it's for the best. You can look away, if you don't want to see this.
*blam*
*credits roll*
Credits as in a film?
How does someone make a film out of oMaM? I'd struggle to produce 2 hours of interesting film from what happens. Which isn't all too much from my memory.
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