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[EvilFuzzy9]

Derp, never mind me. I misunderstood what the "reports" part of the title meant.

Have you seen the volume of random crap in this thread?

REPOST NAO

'Kay. (A mite belated.)

I was constructing an above-ground hall on top of my fort when, due to a bit of careless deconstruction, I caused a cave in that pierced two z-levels to hit the bed of one of my dorfs, who was apparently sleeping in it at the time. He got smashed under three granite boulders and his bed was destroyed. He survived, but he lost his ability to stand and can't really grasp things any more.

The thing is, I didn't actually notice this until quite a bit later when I was preparing to pave the hall's floor and noticed an open space in the ground and followed it down to the dorf's 1x1 bedroom, which was splattered with his blood.

I am not good at micromanaging.

[pisskop]

Derp, never mind me. I misunderstood what the "reports" part of the title meant.

Have you seen the volume of random crap in this thread?

REPOST NAO

'Kay. (A mite belated.)

I was constructing an above-ground hall on top of my fort when, due to a bit of careless deconstruction, I caused a cave in that pierced two z-levels to hit the bed of one of my dorfs, who was apparently sleeping in it at the time. He got smashed under three granite boulders and his bed was destroyed. He survived, but he lost his ability to stand and can't really grasp things any more.

The thing is, I didn't actually notice this until quite a bit later when I was preparing to pave the hall's floor and noticed an open space in the ground and followed it down to the dorf's 1x1 bedroom, which was splattered with his blood.

I am not good at micromanaging.

You left his room splatter in his shame?  the horror! 

[Kilroy the Grand]

My human adventurer had just received a beating from a Kobold ambush, but he was able to escape alive by leaving his companions to die while he crawled like hell. Anyway, because of this he can no longer grasp weapons. So I was stranded in an expansive tundra, with no liquid water what-so-ever. I had a waterskin of ice and I was dehydrated, so I decided to sneak into a Labyrinth and melt it. Of course, I got attacked by a minotaur. I tried to equip my pike, but it instantly fell to the ground. The minotaur smashed me around a bit. I decided to make a last ditch effort and throw my copper shield at him. The shield lodged in his skull and killed him instantly. The ice melted and now the adventurer is alive and well.

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[MrWillsauce]

I love you.

[pisskop]

Now ninja your ass across the world.  I deeply enjoyed my thumbless adventurer...

[Random Spark]

So i was playing around in Adventure mode looking for a back pack.

found some coins.

Put them into my storage.

...wait. WHERE?

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Awwww thank you for posting that!

[misko27]

So i was playing around in Adventure mode looking for a back pack.

found some coins.

Put them into my storage.

...wait. WHERE?

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Awwww thank you for posting that!

You're welcome .

[Tarran]

Not a report, but one of my dwarves is missing her left arm and her right leg. Yet she is cutting down trees while somehow managing to stand up and hold, in her remaining hand, both her crutch and axe.

[misko27]

Not a report, but one of my dwarves is missing her left arm and her right leg. Yet she is cutting down trees while somehow managing to stand up and hold, in her remaining hand, both her crutch and axe.

And? I don't see the problem here. More interesting would be the INFINITE SHIELD Bug.

[Tarran]

And? I don't see the problem here. More interesting would be the INFINITE SHIELD Bug.

I don't get what you're saying. Is there some rule besides "somewhat notable reports" on what is not allowed to be posted to be drawn here? Because I see drawings on pretty mundane things.

[misko27]

And? I don't see the problem here. More interesting would be the INFINITE SHIELD Bug.

I don't get what you're saying. Is there some rule besides "somewhat notable reports" on what is not allowed to be posted to be drawn here? Because I see drawings on pretty mundane things.

Oh no, I'm just commenting on how often this occurs. One handed dwarves, hell 2 handed dwarves, will often be carrying more things then sanity allows,

[MrWillsauce]

They carry things with their prehensile beards.

[Tarran]

Oh no, I'm just commenting on how often this occurs. One handed dwarves, hell 2 handed dwarves, will often be carrying more things then sanity allows,

It's not just missing an arm, she's missing a leg, and cutting down a tree too.

Regardless, I'm pretty sure we've had plenty of other things that could be considered common posted here.

[misko27]

Oh no, I'm just commenting on how often this occurs. One handed dwarves, hell 2 handed dwarves, will often be carrying more things then sanity allows,

It's not just missing an arm, she's missing a leg, and cutting down a tree too.

Regardless, I'm pretty sure we've had plenty of other things that could be considered common posted here.

And on that note, From the world of necrothreat:

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Later, thie baby dodged of her mom and punched a troglodyte in the lungs.

[vadia]

Oh no, I'm just commenting on how often this occurs. One handed dwarves, hell 2 handed dwarves, will often be carrying more things then sanity allows,

It's not just missing an arm, she's missing a leg, and cutting down a tree too.

Regardless, I'm pretty sure we've had plenty of other things that could be considered common posted here.

And on that note, From the world of necrothreat:

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Later, thie baby dodged of her mom and punched a troglodyte in the lungs.

I'm glad my 2 year old isn't that tough, When he kicked me in the unmentionables in the grocery store it was so bad that one of the workers there was about to call the ambulance.  If he was that tough, The ambulance wouldn't have saved me -- the pain would have killed me.