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[woose1]

Get a flat piece of wood, and a long stick. Twist the point of the stick onto the flat piece of wood as rapidly as you can, to make FIRE.

Then burn down the forest.

[Bill the dwarf]

Nah, we need to befriend everything as destructively as possible before just destroying stuff, that way we have a whole bunch of friendly followers first, with a couple repairs if really necessary. Whether or not the forest is blown up doing so is a side effect of our help getting others friends.

If we jsut befriended them the normal way, they'd just follow us because we were nice, not because they were befriended.

[killerhellhound]

search around with UNG0L ('tis a 0, not a O. Not that it matter anyway  ) for prey. At night, climb in a tree and wait for somethig to pass.

+1 

[RAM]

Acquire more tarantorrents...

[Aklyon]

killerhellhound, while having the more reasonable option, I'd second Bill suggestion first.

[killerhellhound]

The links he set aren’t working for me so I don’t know what he is on about.

[Aklyon]

The more force you put behind a nanoha-style befriending, the more effect you tend to get out of it, as long as you're using something with a non-lethal damage option.

[woose1]

In that case, let's rip some wires out of one of our arms, wrap it around our hand and create some sort of stun-glove to electrocute the shit out of anything that we don't like.