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[Dermonster]

Swing the guy that wants to throw me at the people.

[Slayerhero90]

Going to bed, just so you know.

[IronyOwl]

Turn 1: Ready FIGHT!

I throw Fu'kai at them.

[5] You expertly grab and hurl Fu'kai at the kobolds. [4] He does a passable job of flailing as he hits Kobold [3] A.

[5] The kobold is apparently accustomed to being hit with flung comrades, however, and roll-flips Fuk'ai over, [4] landing on him without damaging him.

+20 Body Hurling Exp

Experience may be spent on the skill it is acquired in, or an obviously transferable field. Each rank of a skill costs experience equal to ten times its level.

Attack: Kobold A.
Use: All four arms.
Type: Rip arm off to use as bludgeon.

[5-1][1-1] vs [6][2] You grip the kobold's wrist in one pair of hands while injuring yourself twisting the wrong way with the other. The kobold immediately reverses your wristlock, twisting your arm, while not really doing anything about your self-harm.

[3] vs [2] Then it applies light pressure. You squeal a bit in pain.

+30 Limb Ripping
-1 HP

 

Attack Kobold A.  With teeth.

[3] vs [4] The kobold avoids your snapping.

+10 Biting

Attack Kobold B via flying kick to the face.

[1] vs [2] You trip and land face first. The kobold stands there in shock.

[6] vs [1] Then it brings a flying kick down directly on your prone form. Everything goes black.

Unconscious
-5 HP

Name: Felix
Gender: Male
Bio: Was wandering down the street looking for rats to kill and cook when I got grabbed, and here I am.

You're thrown into the pit. You notice several other filthy rag-clad savages apparently being beaten to death by ninja puppies.

Swing the guy that wants to throw me at the people.

Curses, he was too fast! Also now you're got a ninja dog on top of you.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Doofie (Baradine)
5/10 HP
Unconscious

Skaavn Daazhkorvus (Slayerhero90)
9/10 HP
Weak (-1 physical actions)
Four Arms (four arm slots)
Limb Ripping 0 (30xp)

Fuk'ai (dermonster)
10/10 HP

Bernard (xiphonii)
10/10 HP
Body Hurling 0 (20xp)

Nix (NRDL)
10/10 HP
Biting 0 (10xp)

Felix (Zako)
10/10 HP


-Enemies-

Kobold A
5/5 HP
Atop Fuk'ai
Mugen Tenshin 2 (10xp)
Limb Twisting 1
Dodging 1

Kobold B
5/5 HP
Kung Fu 1 (10xp)

[Baradine]

Awaken and bitch slap that kobold.

[Dermonster]

Also: the name is Fuk'ai.

Try pronouncing it out loud!

Punch ninja dog.

[IronyOwl]

Also: the name is Fuk'ai.

Try pronouncing it out loud!

Punch ninja dog.

((I tried, but I couldn't quite figure out what the joke was supposed to be.))

[Dermonster]

((Its roughly pronounced "Fuck, I-"))

[Spinal_Taper]

Alen Wa'ir

[killerhellhound]

Urist Erush
 a dwarf peasant that recently got fired from a catapult (dwarves don’t throw dwarves)

[NRDL]

Grab hold of kobold then bite his face off.

[IronyOwl]

Turn 2: BRUTALITY

Awaken and bitch slap that kobold.

[6][5] vs [4] You abruptly bolt up, slamming the kobold's head with your own.

+20 Body Slam
-1 HP

Also: the name is Fuk'ai.

Try pronouncing it out loud!

Punch ninja dog.

[5] vs [1+1] You catch the kobold completely unaware, striking from below. It's sent flying and sprawls out across the stone.

+20 Punching

Alen Wa'ir

You land in the pit. Some peasants are laying the smackdown on some upright puppies.

Urist Erush
 a dwarf peasant that recently got fired from a catapult (dwarves don’t throw dwarves)

You also land in the pit. You also notice some peasants punching puppies.

Grab hold of kobold then bite his face off.

[5] vs [1+1] You eat its face off. It's pretty monstrous.

+20 Face Eating
Kobold A's face has been eaten!
Remember that you must manually assign experience


The remaining kobold decides to flee. [4] It dashes away down the passage, yelping as it goes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Doofie (Baradine)
4/10 HP
Body Slam 0 (20xp)

Skaavn Daazhkorvus (Slayerhero90)
9/10 HP
Weak (-1 physical actions)
Four Arms (four arm slots)
Limb Ripping 0 (30xp)

Fuk'ai (dermonster)
10/10 HP

Bernard (xiphonii)
10/10 HP
Body Hurling 0 (20xp)

Nix (NRDL)
10/10 HP
Biting 0 (10xp)
Face Eating 0 (20xp)

Felix (Zako)
10/10 HP

Alen Wa'ir (Spinal_Taper)
10/10 HP

Urist Erush (killerhellhound)
10/10 HP


-Enemies-

Kobold A
-1/5 HP
Atop Fuk'ai
Mugen Tenshin 2 (10xp)
Limb Twisting 1
Dodging 1
FACE EATEN

Kobold B
4/5 HP
Kung Fu 1 (10xp)
FLED!

[Spinal_Taper]

Grab a rock or something off of the pit floor, and hurl it at the fleeing kobold. Go in for the kill.

[NRDL]

Um...level up general biting? 

If not, chase after kobold.

[IronyOwl]

Um...level up general biting? 

If not, chase after kobold.

((That's fine and is a free action, generally speaking. Leveling up, I mean.))

[Dermonster]

Assign ten points to PUNCHING - PHYSICAL.

Assign ten points to PUNCHING - METAPHYSICAL.