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[Kaiserr]

TURN BLOOD FROM NOSE INTO BLADE WITH PSYCHIC POWERS. MAKE WITH THE HACK AND SLASH.

[6]YOU FORGE A BLOODSWORD THAT IS SO POWERFUL,YOU CAN BARELY LIFT IT.
BUT YOU CAN USE IT.

[Spinal_Taper]

Now, let's build us a fort
You have to hurry
Because my life foes want to abort
Next, turn my foes into a meat slurry!

[Kaiserr]

Now, let's build us a fort
You have to hurry
Because my life foes want to abort
Next, turn my foes into a meat slurry!

[3]YOU MAKE A SHODDY FORT OUT OF STONE.
[4]YOU ATTEMPT GRIND PARTS OF YOUR OPPONENTS INTO MEAT SLURRY.
 DIRG'S PSYCHIC BLOOD BLADE REGENS HIM FROM HIS BITS AND PIECES INTO HIS WHOLE FORM ONCE MORE!
MEANWHILE,DRVOLTRON'S ARM IS RIPPED OFF AND LIQUEFIED.

[Dirg]

OFF WITH SPINAL TAPERS HEAD, OR ARM, OR LEG, OR OTHER SOCK.

[DrVoltron]

Race Dirg for the other sock, use it to staunch the bleeding.

[Kaiserr]

Race Dirg for the other sock, use it to staunch the bleeding.

[6]YOU RACE AT LIGHT SPEED FOR THE SOCK,AND TAKE IT.
[4]YOU STOP MOST OF THE BLEEDING.

OFF WITH SPINAL TAPERS HEAD, OR ARM, OR LEG, OR OTHER SOCK.

[2]YOU SWING YOUR BLADE,CUTTING OFF YOUR OWN SOCK.OOPS.

[Spinal_Taper]

Fire cannon one at dirg!
This planet will be scourged
From ones like him!
We'll keep the population nice and trim!
(Did I just become rhyming hitler?)

[Dirg]

USE BLOOD SWORD LIKE BAT TO RETURN SPINAL'S PROJECTILE.

[Kaiserr]

Fire cannon one at dirg!
This planet will be scourged
From ones like him!
We'll keep the population nice and trim!
(Did I just become rhyming hitler?)

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YEP

USE BLOOD SWORD LIKE BAT TO RETURN SPINAL'S PROJECTILE.

[5v5]
SPINAL FIRES PROJECTILE.
DIRG BATS IT AT MACH SPEED.
IT ASPLODE.
SPINAL GET MELTED.
DIRG LOSES TOES.

[Dirg]

"oh god! I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES!!"LAUGH AT STATEMENT SINCE CRIPPLED FROM WAIST DOWN THEN STRIKE SPINAL WITH BLOOD SWORD

[Spinal_Taper]

NO! RHYMING HITLER SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED!
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE, HE MUST HAVE CHEATED!
FOR SUCH AN OFFENSE, YOUR DEATH SHALL BE COMPLETED!
WE DON A COAT OF ARMOR, STEEL AND PLEATED
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN, YOUR HEALTH BAR SHALL BE DEPLETED!

[Kaiserr]

NO! RHYMING HITLER SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED!
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE, HE MUST HAVE CHEATED!
FOR SUCH AN OFFENSE, YOUR DEATH SHALL BE COMPLETED!
WE DON A COAT OF ARMOR, STEEL AND PLEATED
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN, YOUR HEALTH BAR SHALL BE DEPLETED!

[4]

"oh god! I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES!!"LAUGH AT STATEMENT SINCE CRIPPLED FROM WAIST DOWN THEN STRIKE SPINAL WITH BLOOD SWORD

[3]


[3v4!]
DIRG SWING AT RHYMING HITLER.
BUT RHYMING HITLER ONLY GRAZED ON FACE.
BLEEDS ALOT,THOUGH.
HOWEVER,RHYMING HITLER FOLLOWS UP WITH A BATTLE CRY SO STRONG YOUR EARS EXPLODE AND YOU COWER IN FEAR!

[DrVoltron]

Defuse situation with dapperness. Beatings may be involved.

[Spinal_Taper]

LETS END IT, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
HOW APPROPRIATE, YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!
ATTACKING ME? THAT, I WILL NOW ALLOW!
IT'S OVER, DIRG! TAKE A BOW!

[Dirg]

DROWN ARENA IN THE TEARS OF MY AGONY.