Bandage up my foot with strips of clothing to fix it.
[2] Ripping off your sleeves, you bend down to try and wrap your foot.
Without taking the shoe off. Plus, what good would that do? The bullet's still in there!
When you look up from your medical predicament, you notice your other patient seems to have...vanished? Maybe you'd do better as an amateur magician than an amateur surgeon.
Continue trying to bludgeon the guy into unconsciousness. He's still conscious, right?
[5 Vs. 1+1] You take a few more swings at the man, before his tosses his shield at you and bolts! You manage to dodge the glorified wooden circle quite deftly, dashing after him and swinging at his head before he can reach the door.
The side of your Gold Knuckles smashes into the side of his head, knocking him to the ground and causing slight bleeding. Yep, he's definitely unconscious. Now what?
Hurl the shield at GWG, then run the heck away!
[4 Vs. 4] Oh crap oh crap oh crap. You realize things are going to shit, so you brave a couple more hits to the shield, before wailing it at your aggressor and BOLTING.
However you don't get far before something collides with your head, knocking you to the ground and causing everything to fade to black.
So this is what it's like to be unconscious...
MEANWHILE...
You begin to wake up, looking up into a dark sky framed by the tops of many skyscrapers. Getting up, you find yourself in the middle of a crosswalk, when a few drops of rain begin to plop down around you. You'd better get inside...
Continue my vandalism spree by finding solid, throwable objects and chucking them at the skylight
[1] Hm...Solid and throwable...LET'S GO WITH CHAIRS.
You pick up a rather hefty chair, and toss it upwards above you, watching as it goes up about a foot, before crashing back down onto you, knocking you to the ground, sending you ability to see into an inky blackness...
MEANWHILE...
You come to sitting on a bar stool. Outside you see that it's beginning to rain, and are happy that you're inside. Nice and dry in here, it is. And there's booze too! Maybe you should order something though, before that guy who just walked in takes the last bit of scotch.
Now fully humanized, I attempt to set the nearest person on fire.
[1 Vs. 3]
For that stupid attempt at chaos you turn back into a bagel *Ahem* Looking around, you notice that lawyer dude down below, seemingly already on fire. You toss a whole bunch of matches at him, all of which land on a table quite a bit away from him, and proceed to come up with a story that you can use to take credit for the arson. Yay?
Punch animals in order to establish dominance. All of the animals.
[5 Vs. 1] You strap on your gloves, and step into the...
Wait, this isn't a Rocky movie.
You punch a shit-tonne of animals, becoming their king in the process.
At least for the ones that aren't afraid of you and aren't injured.
[Gained: Companions - Jeff (Rottweiler), Englebert Humperdink (Macaw), Meulin (Kitten - Persian), Iggy (Iguana)]
USE WATER BENDING NOW.
[1] HOLY SHIT WATER BENDING NOW.
You begin spraying water absolutely everywhere!
Well, really, it's steam. Lots and lots of scalding hot steam. Good job.
Free self from table collapse.
[2] You attempt to use that icy aura of yours to freeze the ground below you to make it easier to slide out of your little prison.
But that doesn't work. All it does is freeze your shirt to the ground and make the metal of the table even colder.
>Attempt to free myself from beneath Fernando's weight, then straighten up my poor, poor outfit before jump-hugging the dude whilst shouting "ohmigosh" and bursting into happy tears etcetera, etcetera.
>If anyone attempts to harm either of us, go all she-bear on their impolite ass(es).
[2+2(From Help)] Luckily, nobody interferes as your hulk of a boyfriend pushes himself off the ground, helping you up in the process. You proceed to...
"Straighten up your poor, poor outfit before jump-hugging the dude whilst shouting "ohmigosh" and bursting into happy tears etcetera, etcetera."
Yep, that sounds about right.
Stand up in embarassment, offer Tara a hand and help her off the ground like a true gentlemen, wipe the blood and sweat from my visage, and catch the girl in my arms, twirling her around while shouting "My lovely Señorita! I found you!" and all that jazz
Anyone who attempts to attack us and interrupt this reunion gets a curbstomping
[6-1] You make a big show of being all cool and romantic and shit.
Nobody really cares.
Oh, except that one girl who just walked out onto the catwalk. She doesn't...SEEM violent...
"Hi, I'm May! Er...am I interrupting something?"*Looks down at liver* Arg youre a coward liver.Pull the blade out I will wield it then. Now to figure a way down without becoming a human pizza....
[6] The blade really just falls out on it's own. It seems disgusted.
Yep.
That's it.
RaN: Aim one portal near the ground floor, and another at the wall beside us.
May: Exchange pleasantries.
[2] The portal is slightly more complex than you expected it to be, so you end up shooting a portal on one end of the store and another on the other wall. It looks cool, sure, but it's useless.
[4] Meanwhile, May GETS SHIT DONE.
Well, really she just walks in on the long lost duo's reunion and introduces herself. But still, SUCCESS!
Use all your remaining strength to find a vehicle of some sort to move around better
I literally roll around until I find a random store.
[5] You feel a burst of strength and manage to roll yourself, albeit with quite a bit of pain, to a...no, no bike stores, that won't work. And not, well anything that required a lot of leg movement...
With your ridiculous standards, you end up at a rather high-end car dealer that specializes in handicap-accessible vehicles. A neat Rolo Royce piques your attention, and you drag yourself into the drivers seat. It seems to be able to be controlled with one hand and voice commands. Now all you need to do is find the key...
Area of Mall: Food Court
Special Features: Skylight, Restaurants, packed with all kinds of food, Metal and Wooden Tables/Chairs, Large Dividing wall, about chest height.
Catwalk in Rafters, Housing Bungee Jumping Station.
Catwalk 2, Containing Wooden Closet.
Floating Blade Store, between Catwalks.
Cluckin' Bell filled with steam.
Handicap Car Store
Incredibly Lethal Trap Store
Hat Store
Pet Store
D&D Store
Wuss!First to attempt escape.
Reward: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink
Generic First Kill AchievementGet the First Kill.
Reward: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Reward: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii
Army of TwoBe the first alliance involving two people.
Reward: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii
BRUTALITY!First Boss Kill
Reward: 4 kill points, Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink
You and THAT army.Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn
Burning ManFirst Fire Kill.
Reward: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr
The Power of Love!Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!
ScavengerFirst to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr
OVERKILL!Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!Take part in the first Multi-Boss fight
Reward: Melee Weapon of Choice
Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.
T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition:
Syringe Gun OR
Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!Collector: TCM
God-Killer!Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
Collector: RaNDM
Bitch SlappedKill a Legendary Pokemon with a Melee attack.
Reward: Regular Arcane Bow
Collector: Patrick Hunt
Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Abilities:
Inventory: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets WITH KNIVES ATTACHED, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher),
Slow Hand, and the
LongbowBonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Looooooooove!
Injuries: Bloody Nose, Large Gash on Back (-1 to all)
Death Count: 2
Kill Count: 18
Achievements: 3
Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
Abilities:
Fire-BendingWater-BendingElec-BendingGrass-BendingInventory: Briefcase x2
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Deciding that he really REALLY wants a personal sauna.
Injuries: !!ON FIRE!! (1 turn to death)
Death Count: 4
Kill Count: 12
Achievements: 1
Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Abilities: None
Inventory: Handbag, Jewel Studded lead pipe,
Spy-cicle,
Medi-gun,
Righteous Bison, Adamantine Nails.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things handbag use!
Status: LOOOOOOOOOOVE
Injuries: None
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 17
Death Count: 1
Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Abilities:
FireballInventory: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme, 2
Hyper Potions, 1
Trio Badge, 1
Bolt Badge, 1
Freeze BadgeBonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Finding friends in unlikely places.
Injuries: Scratched Up
Achievements: 4
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: 15
Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Abilities:
Icy AuraInventory: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, Katana, Syringe Gun, Random Bomb Bag
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing, +1 to rolls involving guns.
Status: Stuck AND cold.
Injuries: None
Deaths: 4
Kills: 10
Achievements: 2
Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Abilities: None
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange ELECTRICAL Device, some Surgical tools,
Ultra Ball,
Stick,
Green Book,
Gold KnuckledustersBonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Status: "Patients": 1
Injuries: Bruised Cheek
Deaths: 1
Kills: 12
Achievements: 0
Name: RaNDM
User: The Same
Abilities: None
Inventory: Wallet Fetch Modus(Saw Blade(Set to Eject), Duct Tape, 10 CDs,
Sydney Sleeper,
Portal Gun)
-> Strife Portfolio: HammerKind: Pogohammer.
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
Status: Wondering how portals could really spice up a room.
Injuries: None
Deaths: 1
Kill Count: 20
Achievements: 1
Name : Dominic Hunter
User: Patrick Hunt
Abilities: None
Inventory: Pair of jagged fighting blades, Tomahawk, Arkansas toothpick, Arcane Bow
Bonuses: +1 To attacking while unseen, and to fighting with bladed weapons!
Status: Losing his Patients (Ba DUM Tssh)
Injuries: Shot Foot (-1 to movement)
Deaths: 0
Kill Points: 6
Achievements: 1
Name: Waffles N. Bacon
User: WafflesandBacon
Abilities: None
Inventory: A syringe.
Bonuses: +1 to Vehicle Use and 'Cool' actions
Status: Grand Theft Auto: Mall
Injuries: Broken toes. All of them. A lot of other broken things. (-1 to most actions) ROBOT LEFT HAND (+1 TO LEFT HAND USE)
Kill Points: 2
Name: The Hammer
User: SquatchHammer
Abilities: None
Inventory: Regeneration Spandex (Equipped)
Bonuses: 1/20 chance of bleeding effect on hit, 50% chance of +1 to weapons.
Status: Just letting things fall out of him.
Injuries: Broken Ribs (Heal Time: 1 Turn) (-1 to all actions)
Kill Points: 2
Name:Scruffy
User: Dewboy
Abilities: None
Inventory: Broomstick
Bonuses: +1 to Liquid Use and Improvised Weaponry
Status: (Dream Land)
Injuries: None
Kill Points: 2
Name: Sigma Castell
User: The same.
Abilities: None
Inventory: A Bagel!
Bonuses: +1 to creating Light Armor and Drinks.
Status: Throwing Matches around like nobody's business.
Injuries: None
Kill Points: 2
Name: Coel mab Urien
User: Avis-Mergulus
Abilities: None
Inventory: Lindenwood Round-Shield(Splintered), Lacy Nightshirt (very cute), Butcher's Knife
Bonuses: +1 to Dodging, and +1 to being an Asshole
Status: (Dream Land)
Kill Points: 2
Miles EdgeworthName: Dick Gumshoe
Species: Human
Items: Pistol x2
Abilities: [Ice Bullet] - Can switch out a regular gunshot with an icy blast. (No Cooldown)
Skills: [Companionship] - +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.
Status: Just watched his boss disappear and reappear.
RaNDMName:
Species: Zapdos
Equip: None
Status: Inactive
Name:
Species: Moltres
Equip: None
Status: Inactive
Name:
Species: Venusaur
Equip: None
Status: Inactive
Name: May
Species: Human
Inventory: Rayquaza, Hyper Potions x2,
Bullet Bill BazookaAbilities: None
Skills:
[Steadfast] - +1 to defence, both physically and mentally.
[Hidden Strength] - Can wield HEAVY weapons without penalty.
Status: Meeting and Greeting
Lou PittsName:
Species:
SamurottEquip: None
Status: Inactive
Name:
Species: Serperior
Equip: None
Status: Inactive
Name:
Species: Reshiram
Equip: None
Status: Inactive
Name: Jeff
Species: Rottweiler
Inventory: Ball
Abilities: None
Skills: [Playful] - Will fetch anything thrown for him, no matter how far away or how difficult to get to.
Status: Active
Name: Englebert Humperdink
Species: Macaw
Inventory: None
Abilities: [Flair] - Can distract an enemy with a colourful flurry of feathers giving them a -1 to dodge. (3 Turn Cooldown)
Status: Active
Name: Meulin
Species: Kitten - Persian
Inventory: None
Abilities: None
Skills: [Unnaturally Cute] - Enemies get -2 to attacking this adorable ball of fuzz.
Name: Iggy
Species: Iguana
Inventory: None
Abilities: None
Skills: [Vicious] - +1 to attack.
Harold Dragovitch-???
Name: Karkat Vantas
Species: Troll
Inventory: Holmes Smell Ya Later
Abilities:[Rage] - Can Gain a +3 to attack and -3 to defence during any turn. (2 Turn Cooldown -
AVAILABLE)
Skills: None
Status: Not Helping
Charles WestleyNames: Liz & Patty Thompson
Species: Human/Weapon
Inventory: None
Abilities: None
Skill: [Soul Link] - Can turn into Dual Soul Pistols at command.
Status: Also Not Helping
Again, tell me if I forgot anything.
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