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Yeah, start anew.

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Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'

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Nah, let's keep going.

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Nah, just kill this.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[SquatchHammer]

Spoiler: OCC (click to show/hide)

I know. I am playing a merc that can break the 4th wall. Green didnt say no and I thought it would be fun to play him.

I know. It was hard to figure out at first since it wasnt in a nice little box with text in it.

[Fireiy]

I think there's a distinct difference between breaking the fourth wall and mind reading.

[Greenstarfanatic]

I think there's a distinct difference between breaking the fourth wall and mind reading.

Indeed.

I have to put a limit on metagaming.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Run off and hide somewhere high up with a good line of sight.

[1] Running! Running is FUN!

OH SHIT IT'S NOT FUN WHEN YOUR FOOT GETS SHOT AND YOU TUMBLE TO THE GROUND.

OUCH.

"Sorry, May, I don't know what came over me. One moment, please."
Execute whatever die rolled that horrible overshot as an example to the others.
"Now then. Terribly sorry. Um, you might want to call your Pokemon back before they get completely destroyed. Also, is there, um, anything I can do to make this up to you? I'm pretty good at surviving here, if you feel you need protection. I'd be better than that crazy guy who's talking to himself."
Ask. Protect self and May if needed. It had better not be.

I whisper in Harold's ear.
"I dunno what you were doing, I told her to quit being such a Snorlax."
Nice, you totally got him slapped.

Also, punch him. In the face, ideally. Don't injure him severely, just make him hurt. Injure him to the full extent of the dice.

[5] The die dies. As does the rest of its family. The rest of the dice hold a funeral and mourn.
[5] May would totally bring her pokemon back, if there were any out. Which there aren't. However, she does feel a lot more protected. That is until some guy walk over and she PUNCHES HIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM. SHIT.
[3 Vs. 6] You take your anger out on the guy beside you. Or you would if he WOULD FUCKING STAND STILL.

Meanwhile, he is standing still and you're hallucinating. He looks at you holding your fist up and swaying gently, and goes back to talking to her. YOU'LL GET HIM SOME DAY!

Alright, Lou, so you've managed to somehow fail at killing one guy for this long. No biggie, but I need you to remember what's important. Think back, way back. You're pretty much characterized as being descended from mountain folk by now, your pee-paw must've taught you something that would help you kill an icy gangster.

"...Reservoir Dogs."

I... what? Reservoir Dogs? Lou, that's not exactly what I was-

Just pistol-whip him. Or technically, sub-machine-gun-whip, but still. Take the butt of your gun and smash his nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says [OH GOOD HEAVENS WHAT VULGARITY] after that.

[1 Vs. 1] Literally nobody screams or jumps, as your gun collides with his gun in the air, knocking them both off the catwalk. They hit the ground with a clack, and you feel like you've lost a part of yourself.

Whatever. Metaphors grow back.

Throw ammoless Micro-Uzi at this dude, whip out the Syringe Gun and blast his ass. Or rather, penetrate it. Shit, that sounds weird.

"Hey! I'm gonna' pop you!"

[6 Vs. 4] You toss the gun at him, and he knocks it, away, along with his own gun. The moron. You pull out that Syringe Gun and pop a couple syringes into his ass. Literally. That looks infected.

Well that's going to be a bit difficult to get to him without risking a deadly fall...
Fire warning shot from suit pistol
"You there! You're under arrest!"
If he tries to run tell Gumshoe to shoot at him

The above all applies to Dominic.

[3] Well. That was less of a warning shot and more of shooting him in the foot. But whatever. Same difference. Except not.
[2 Vs. 5] Gumshoe decides that he's not a bit fan of breaking bones, and refuses to leap over the railing after a criminal, no matter how dangerous they may be.

Scruffy appears confused and disoriented. In an attempt to get to an area he knows, he takes a shortcut to the lower levels. Leap from the catwalks, aim for something soft. the top of that round building.

[4] You leap from the catwalk, performing a pretty good roll onto the table stack. You didn't even break any bones! Wow! Now all you have to do is climb down to the floor!

Well, that could've gone better. But, at least I can make a cooler hand out of something else!

Find some way to heal your hand.

[6-1] Oh dear god the pain is fucking UNBEARABLE right now. But you manage to pull yourself to one of the nearby restaurants, and decide to try your hand at alchemy.

5 MINUTES LATER...

Wow. That's a really nice hand. Sure, it may be metal and have had nothing to do with your Alchemy attempts, but it's a damn good metal hand. Now the only problem is...well, fixing the rest of your body.

"Hey! Um, guys? Not really the best time for this whole, like, macho gun battle BS right now, y'know."
Tara's brow wrinkled in exasperation as she watched these two nutjobs trying their damnedest to kill each other despite apparently not having any bullets, fighting on this precarious catwalk above the lava drop.
"Helloooo? Are you listening to me? We need to be, like, cooperating if we're gonna get out of here or whatever. Gosh."

>Attempt to defuse the situation between between Lou and Westly and get us all working together.

>If that fails, pound the need for teamwork into their skulls. Literally. Like, with my pipe.

GOD DAMMIT! DAMN KIDS! NEVER LISTENING TO THEIR...Wait, you aren;t related to them. To hell with verbal discipline. You take out your pipe, and remember the good old days...
[6 Vs. 2] You walk up to Lou first, and give him a good whack on the head, send him stumbling and then tumbling over the edge, falling to the ground with a gruesome splat.
Ew. You forgot how blood just clashed with fucking everything.
[6 Vs. 1] Now for the other one, the gangster. Walking up to him, he seems to be fairly shaken up. You fix this by SMASHING HIS HEAD IN AND PUSHING HIM OFF OF THE METAL WALK. He too, lands with a splat, and you consider your job here done.

TARA GAINS 2 KILL POINTS!

Stare at the man with the blender and the man with only one hand
"Excuse me, I would like to try my hand!"
Fernando test his new Bladed War Gauntlets by punching the Blender!

[2 Vs. 2] You switch on the blender yourself, seeing as the owner seems to have mysteriously left and dropped a strange looking bagel, and thrust your fist into it! Luckily, you both have equal strength, and nothing really happens. Cool!

Attemt to enter the store. Use natural charm to appear inconspicuous. If I am accosted, curse in Old Irish with vim, zip and imagination.

[4] You Royal Roll off of the roof, and land next to some chick with a bloody pipe. Seeing as you generally try to avoid such people, you carry on inside the store, where there are...three, no four other people. None of them look at you, so you merely utter a single FECKIN SHITE under your breath. You wonder where that came from.

I blink.
I attempt so summon a bagel demon

[2-3] What was that you learned last month about demon summoning? Lick lips and flail randomly? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Whoops, now you're a bagel. *Slow clap*

Looks at the recent penetration... Well fuck me running. Pulls out said long hard object This might be useful. Now to stop my red goo getting spoiled by everything else... Looks for someones clothing to make a bandage.

[2] Ugh. It doesn't look like it's coming out. It's pretty deep in there. Like, deep enough to be right through you. You stand up and see that you slipped on a Scimitar blade and landed on a Gladius blade. Well, the good news is that your knowledge of ancient blades is back.
[3] Unfortunately, the only person who's really distracted enough to miss their clothes is...*sigh* May.
[1 Vs. 6] But as soon as she sees you walking over with a mischievous grin, she gets up and punches you straight across the room.

Damn. She's good for being, like...wait, shit, how old even IS she at this point?

RaN: Propose alliance with May.

[4 Vs. 2] After you watch her punch some weird dude across the room, you get up and suggest the idea of an alliance. She seems a bit iffy about it, but it's battling against her excitement to have a friend to battle with at times! HMM...Decisions, Decisions!

Boss Turns:
May's contemplating giving up her last pokemon...
[Coin Flip 1=Send Out/2=Give Up... 2!]

But decides against it. She pockets it and hugs RaN happily!

RaN HAS A NEW ALLY!

RaN GAINS 4 KILL POINTS!

EVERYONE GAINS 2 MORE KILL POINTS FOR MAKING IT THROUGH THE FIGHT!


However, before he can continue on doing whatever he does, a strange Orange Cream-coloured block with a black music note on it appears in front of him. And one of the notes has a note attached to it. Like, a written one.

Jump On Me

Seems harmless enough.

Spoiler: Current Area (click to show/hide)

Area of Mall: Food Court
Special Features: Skylight, Restaurants, packed with all kinds of food, Metal and Wooden Tables/Chairs, Large Dividing wall, about chest height.
Catwalk in Rafters, Housing Bungee Jumping Station.
Catwalk 2, Containing Wooden Closet.
Floating Blade Store, between Catwalks.
Cluckin' Bell ON FIRE.

Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink

Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!
Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!
Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition: Syringe Gun OR Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!
Collector: TCM

Achievement Unlocked!
God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
Collector: RaNDM

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Bitch Slapped
Kill a Legendary Pokemon with a Melee attack.
REWARD: Regular Arcane Bow

Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)

Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets WITH KNIVES ATTACHED, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher), Slow Hand, and the Longbow
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Putting his hand in peril. Except not.
Injuries: BLOODY NOSE
Kill Count: 18
Death Count: 2
Achievements: 3

Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
TYPE: Dark/Psychic
Weaknesses: Bug, Ground (-1 to attacking and defending against.)
Resistances: Ice, Fire, Psychic (+1 to Attacking and Defending against.
Abilities:
Fire-Bending
Water-Bending
Elec-Bending
Grass-Bending
Item: Briefcase x2
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: FINALLY taking advantage of his new abilities.
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: 12
Achievements: 1

Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
-Spy-cicle (Insta-kill if attacking from behind, melts in fire.)
-Medi-gun, can heal anyone back to full health, including yourself, but takes up a whole turn.)
- Righteous Bison (Lazer Gun. 'Nuff said.)
-Adamantine Nails
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Showing off her great parenting skills.
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 17
Death Count: 1

Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme, 2 Hyper Potions, 1 Trio Badge, 1 Bolt Badge, 1 Freeze Badge
Abilities: Fireball
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: RESPAWNING
Achievements: 4
Death(?) Count: 3
Kill Count: 15

Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Item: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, Katana, Syringe Gun.
Bonuses:
+1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing
+1 to rolls involving accuracy with guns.
Abilities: [You're too cool for school. Fire has no effect on you, but you'd better learn to ice skate.]Icy Aura[/abbr]
Status: RESPAWNING
Injuries: None
Deaths: 4
Kills: 10
Achievements: 2


Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange ELECTRICAL Device, some Surgical tools, Ultra Ball, Stick, Green Book, Gold Knuckledusters
Status: Becoming a bodyguard instead of an ally.
Injuries: Bruised Cheek
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Deaths: 1
Kills: 12

Name: RaNDM
User: The Same
Inventory: Wallet Fetch Modus(Saw Blade(Set to Eject), Duct Tape, 10 CDs.)
Strife Portfolio: HammerKind: Pogohammer.
Status: Gaining allies and...strange...blocks...
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
Deaths: 1
Kill Count: 21

Name : Dominic Hunter
User: Patrick Hunt
Bonuses: +1 To attacking while unseen, and to fighting with bladed weapons!
Inventory: Pair of jagged fighting blades, Tomahawk, Arkansas toothpick, Arcane Bow
Status: HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKED UP
Kill Points: 6

Name: Waffles N. Bacon
User: WafflesandBacon
Bonuses: +1 to Vehicle Use and 'Cool' actions
Inventory: A syringe
Status: Slowly becoming a cyborg. Or cosplaying that one person from FMA, I dunno.
Injuries: Broken toes. All of them. A lot of other broken things. ROBOT LEFT HAND (+1 TO LEFT HAND USE)
Kill Points: 2

Name: The Hammer
User: SquatchHammer
Bonuses: 1/20 chance of bleeding effect on hit, 50% chance of +1 to weapons.
Inventory: Regeneration Spandex (Equipped)
Status: Learning about ancient blades and how not to steal a woman's clothes.
Injuries: Incredibly large gash in abdomen/liver area. (Heal Time: 4 turns), Broken Ribs (Heal Time: 5 Turns) (-1 to all actions)
Kill Points: 2

Name:Scruffy
User: Dewboy
Bonuses: +1 to Liquid Use and Improvised Weaponry
Inventory: Broomstick
Status: Auditioning for the new Mirror's Edge game.
Kill Points: 2

Name: Sigma Castell
User: The same.
Bonuses: +1 to creating Light Armor and Drinks.
Inventory: Nothing
Status: *Bagel Noises*
Injuries(?): Is a bagel. With legs, arms, and eyes, granted, but still a bagel.
Kill Points: 2

Name: Coel mab Urien
User: Avis-Mergulus
Bonuses: +1 to Dodging, and +1 to being an Asshole
Inventory: Lindenwood Round-Shield, Lacy Nightshirt (very cute)
Status: Figuring out his Old Irish
Kill Points: 2

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)

Miles Edgeworth

Name: Dick Gumshoe
Type: Normal/Ground
Moves: Double Shot: Ice Type
Tackle: Normal Type
Body Slam: Fighting Type.
Evidence! : Psychic Type (Can give Edgeworth a knowledge bonus!)
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol x2
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.


RaNDM
Zapdos
Status: Inactive

Moltres
Status: Active

Venusaur
Status: Inactive

May
Inventory: Rayquaza, Hyper Potions x2

Lou Pitts

Samurott
Status: Inactive

Serperior
Status: Inactive

Reshiram
Status: Inactive

Harold Dragovitch
-???

-Karkat Vantas
Inventory: Holmes Smell Ya Later
Status: Angry as all fuck.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Er...Bump.

[Patrick Hunt]

Continue running, find cover, shoot anybody who comes after me with my new bow.

[TCM]

Respawn. Be pissed. Charge first person I see with my Katana.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Respawn. Be pissed. Charge first person I see with my Katana.

You respawn remarkably quickly.

However, you respawn somewhere very...dark, really. Maybe you should investigate.

[TCM]

"The fuck? Hello?"

Explore Darkworld.

[Greenstarfanatic]

"The fuck? Hello?"

Explore Darkworld.

You bump into a wall. Wait...No, that isn't a wall.

Wait, yes it is. But what's on it is not a wall. That would be silly. You think you might feel a lightswitch there, though.

[TCM]

Feel for light-switch object. Press it.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Feel for light-switch object. Press it.

And press it you do! You step back and look at the wall-shaped thing you bumped into, which happens to be covered in hooks, each with a strange item on it. You marvel at your ability to not get impaled on any of them.

That's until you step back and get poked by another one. You turn around and realize it has a note on it.

PICK TWO OF THEM. MY TREAT.

Looking back, you see the wall has flipped around, and now shows four hooks. One has a pair of pistols on it, one has a...strangely phallic-shaped flamethrower, one has a whip, and the last has a weird little bag with...some kind of bomb thingies in it. None of them look the same, but they all look like bombs...

[TCM]

Take the pistols and the bomb bag.

[ReDeadEr]

Respawn in one of those Exotic Pet Stores that got unlocked way back when and take a look around.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Take the pistols and the bomb bag.

You snap the bomb bag up and sling it across your shoulder, before realizing just how light they were. Interesting.

Then, you grab the pistols. Just as you're about the stuff them in your pockets, they leap out of your hands in a glowing blur, transforming into two girls. They seem confused as to where they are, less so about who you are.

The younger one calls out into the darkness, "Kiiiiiid! Come on out! You didn't have one of those little breakdowns again, did you!?"

((This is turning into 'Pop Culture RTD-ified'...))