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Yeah, start anew.

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Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'

4 (33.3%)

Nah, let's keep going.

2 (16.7%)

Nah, just kill this.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[SquatchHammer]

Okay. I'm working on the update.

And Squatch...

Occupation: Mercenary (If it bleeds, he can kill it)
Special Skill: Total weapon proficiency (If it kills, he can use it.)
Starting Item: One Masakari Battle Mech, A variant if you would allow.[/spoiler]

Total Weapon Proficiency would probably be either a bit OP of a skill, or absolutely useless. Because anything can used as a weapon here(As that's the point of the game), but anyone can already use it. So I'm a bit iffy as to whether I should allow it.

The Mech, on the other hand, is a BIIIIG NO. Starting items are more...simple than that. Gwuinn got a toolbox, RaNDM had his Fetch Modus, and GenMan has his glasses and cane.

Ok I was too general on the weapon thing. It was meant to be for anything that is a weapon i.e. handguns, longguns, energy weapons, archery, blades that are meant for war, quantum wave state collapse device(ok just kidding) etc.

On the mech I figured as much but its always worth a shot. I dont know if Power armor with integrated weapons would count?

[Greenstarfanatic]

Power Armor is a no, Integrated weapons is also a no.

Think basic.

Like, REALLY basic. People got tools, not weapons, mostly. And people who got weapons got shitty ones.

As for the weapons, I guess I could make it a 50% chance of +1 bonus with weapons.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ok I was too general on the weapon thing. It was meant to be for anything that is a weapon i.e. handguns, longguns, energy weapons, archery, blades that are meant for war, quantum wave state collapse device(ok just kidding) etc.

1. Longarms.
2. So, things that are totally weapons?

[SquatchHammer]

Ok I was too general on the weapon thing. It was meant to be for anything that is a weapon i.e. handguns, longguns, energy weapons, archery, blades that are meant for war, quantum wave state collapse device(ok just kidding) etc.

1. Longarms.
2. So, things that are totally weapons?

1. It is also officially called longguns. I did some gunsmithing and had to look up laws on the subject matter. Some laws say longarms but majority said longguns.
2. That was the idea but had to make sure Greenstarfanatic know where I was coming from.

Ok after reading it again, I think I have an idea what you meant as simple. I figured a Merc style spandex suit, red with black detailing, that can store infinite or near infinite amounts of ammo, explosive, etc. The only exception he's out of ammo, weapons, and bubble gum....

[Greenstarfanatic]

That would be cool, but there's already no limit to how many things someone can carry. Hammerspace pockets are sewn onto anyone who enters.

[SquatchHammer]

Ok then Merc spandex armor? Maybe has the power of regen as long as im wearing a piece of it, I.e. if his hand gets cut off he can put it back on or grow a new one if need be as long as he's wearing a bit of the suit?

[GreatWyrmGold]

And he also has the power to break the fourth wall?

[SquatchHammer]

If Greenstarfantastic allows it...

[Greenstarfanatic]

Hmm...I guess I'll allow the regen suit thing. But It won't be instantaneous. It'll take a while for something to grow back.

[WafflesandBacon]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Waffles N. Bacon
Occupation: Geneticist, father, all around pretty cool guy.
Special Skill: Proficiency in any and all vehicle. Especially Humvees.
Quick Description: During some interdimensional hopping, he got seperated from his family.
Starting Item: A syringe

[Greenstarfanatic]

Okay, cool.

Waffles gets +1 to vehicle use and anything determined as 'Cool'.

And The Hammer gets a 1/20 chance of causing bleeding damage upon attack, plus a 50% chance of getting a +1 to weapon use.

Okay?

Now you two post spawn points and starting actions.

[WafflesandBacon]

I spawn in MF Veterans Store, zipping up my pants as I leave. "I'll see you later, Connor!" I call before entering the insides of the Mall. "God, it never changes does it?"

[dewboy]

I'll join up

Name:Scruffy
Occupation: Janitor
Special Skill: Improvised weapons
Quick Description: Walked out of the bathroom in the mall, found fight occuring
Starting Item: Broomstick

[SquatchHammer]

Fantastical blue light and awesome particle effects swirl around the known center of the mall....

Where the fuck is this place. Who fucking brought me here..... WTF?!!?!? I HAVE NO WEAPONS EITHER!!! I bet my target is now gone...

Well this seems like this is going off on a good start. Well lets go to the nearest weapons shop if there's any.

Starts whistling a random tune while sticking his hands in his pockets and looks for a mall directory

[Greenstarfanatic]

Try to use 

Just now remembered Lou had that unidentified ability, might as well try and use it.

[5] Lou thinks back to that time he killed a man just be talking. Ah, the good ol' days. But what happened after that...
Oh yeah! He got this cool badge thing with red, blue, and green gems, and his blood turned bright red for a moment. Fuck, that was cool.
He takes out the badge, and peers through the...glowing red gem. Nothing really happens, so he puts it back in his pocket.

SUDDENLY, a ball of fire bursts from the hand that he was totally holding out in front of him for no reason! The fireball rockets towards [2] The incredibly icy Charles Westly!

[1 Vs. 5] Fortunately, Westly's constant ICING comes back in the form of an Icy Aura, causing the fire to fizzle out before it becomes any kind of danger.

Westly:
ABILITY GAINED: Icy Aura

Kick Lou Pitts off my table.

[1 Vs. 6] That Icy Aura of yours becomes a bit of a problem, and as you take a step towards the impressed janitor to take your revenge, a rather large patch of ice forms beneath your feet, send you straight to the floor. As you sit up, you realize that your nose is definitely probably broken.

"So, we're stuck here...great."

Try to discern the source of the lava.

[1] Lava? What lava? All you see is some rising, Crystal Clear water. You tell yourself that you could not possibly be delusional from the heat and fumes, and that this must be the real thing. You can't even see what's causing the water, but you can be sure it isn't some giant monster. Probably just a burst pipe. Yeah...

Karkat stands next to you, wondering why you look so calm about the rising lava.

Err. Right...
Pretend I didn't do that and slowly sneak off.

[5] What do you mean? Do what? You didn't do that. Naw, must have been...that guy over there! Yeah, that really gentlemanly dude. He'll take all the blame. For now, though, you and Gumshoe make you escape back outside, where that Wardrobe and Fortune Telling booth are still there, unmoved as ever.

When you're suddenly beaned in the back of the head, tumbling forwards and clanging against the railing in front of you.

Ow.

Fernando groggily rises from the ground
"Eh? Why are you hiding?"
Pick up fire extinguisher and throw in a random direction!
Try to search out my opponent!

[6][2] Ugh. Dan Fire Extinguishers, always attacking you for no reason. You fling it out of the room, and it clangs against...something. You don't get to see what, though. However, the room suddenly begins filling up with the fog from the inside. It'll probably make it harder for you to see...

Look for other cool bladed weapons.

[2] You try to search for few new weapons from your perch, but some strange fog, rapidly filling the room, prevents you from finding anything. Phooey.

"Um... so... this is pretty bad, huh guys?"
Tara's voice sounded rather tremulous, teetering as she was above what appeared to be- although it didn't really make sense- lava.
She attempted to make conversation with the other two anyway, trying to gauge how dangerous they were based on their reactions.

>Inspect the others up here. Do they look like unpleasant sorts?

>If the lava rises uncomfortably close, the tower of tables starts to fall, or either of my companions makes a menacing move towards me, reach into my handbag and grab for some sort of long cord, rope or equivalent.
Then pull the jewel-studded pipe out in my other hand, tie the cord around the handles of my bag and fashion it into a makeshift grappling hook. ...That'll work, right?!

Well, to be honest, they don't seem to be bothering with you. They're just fighting with each other...kinda. They haven't done any damage to each other, and that one guy just created an ice sheet and slipped on it. Heh.

But really, nothing menacing quite yet.

Zapdos: One big Thunder Shock on Westly, then break-off and find something else to bother.

Articuno: "Your job's done. Come back."

Moltres: "Use Fly. Carry them up to the scaffolding."

[4 Vs. 6] [2] [5]

Calling out various commands to your glorified pet birds, you turn to the gentleman dud beside you.

"Bet you wish you had one, huh?"

He looks at you, tilts his head, and pulls out a pokeball, before pointing outside at the rather large Regigigas, just chillin' out in the lava with Groudon.

Huh. Well, that backfired.


MEANWHILE...

Zapdos fires off a Thundershock at Westley, but the laws of physics are punched in the face once again, and the bolt of lightning freezes solid, dropping to the ground next to the bleeding gangster.

Articuno, on the other hand, decides to fly dangerously close to the rising lava, ignoring your commands completely.

Moltres, however, knows what's up, and swoops down to grab the three table-goers, bringing them up to the catwalk. This is actually a rather tough task for the bird, as it has to use quite a bit of energy to stay ignited around Westly's Icy Aura. But, they do make it up unscathed, and Moltres awaits further orders.

Good bird.

I spawn in MF Veterans Store, zipping up my pants as I leave. "I'll see you later, Connor!" I call before entering the insides of the Mall. "God, it never changes does it?"

Ha, as if we'd let you spawn outside the boss fight zone.

Instead, your Spawn Watch 438 redirects you to a nice little place next to RaN. That's better.

Fantastical blue light and awesome particle effects swirl around the known center of the mall....

Where the fuck is this place. Who fucking brought me here..... WTF?!!?!? I HAVE NO WEAPONS EITHER!!! I bet my target is now gone...

Well this seems like this is going off on a good start. Well lets go to the nearest weapons shop if there's any.

Starts whistling a random tune while sticking his hands in his pockets and looks for a mall directory

There's no centre of the mall either. And that blue light? Awesome Particle effects? All part of our awesome futuristic technology we'll never tell you anything about.

So yeah, to the floating store you go.

Meanwhile, A Janitor pokes his head out of a previously nonexistent closet in the floating store. He seems confused.

Boss Turns:
Groudon appears to by playing Patty-Cake with Regigigas.

May snores.


THE LAVA RISES ABOVE THE TABLES.

TWO TURNS UNTIL IT RISES ABOVE THE PERCH

Spoiler: Battlefield (click to show/hide)

Area of Mall: Food Court
Special Features: Skylight, Restaurants, packed with all kinds of food, Metal and Wooden Tables/Chairs, Large Dividing wall, about chest height.
Catwalk in Rafters, Housing Lemonade Stand and Bungee Jumping Station.
Catwalk 2, Containing Wooden Closet, and Fortune Telling Booth.
Floating Blade Store, between Catwalks.
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
Cluckin' Bell ON FIRE.

Spoiler: Bosses (click to show/hide)

May
Equipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Rayquaza,Groudon(Out),

Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink

Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!
Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!
Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition: Syringe Gun OR Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!
Collector: TCM

Achievement Unlocked!
God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
Collector: RaNDM

Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)

Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets WITH KNIVES ATTACHED, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher), Slow Hand, and the Longbow
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Getting lost in a haze. (-1 to sight rolls)
Kill Count: 16
Death Count: 2
Achievements: 3

Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
TYPE: Dark/Psychic
Weaknesses: Bug, Ground (-1 to attacking and defending against.)
Resistances: Ice, Fire, Psychic (+1 to Attacking and Defending against.
Abilities:
Fire-Bending
Water-Bending
Elec-Bending
Grass-Bending
Item: Briefcase x2
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Inventing the marvellous Boomerang Fire Extinguisher.
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: 10
Achievements: 1

Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
-Spy-cicle (Insta-kill if attacking from behind, melts in fire.)
-Medi-gun, can heal anyone back to full health, including yourself, but takes up a whole turn.)
- Righteous Bison (Lazer Gun. 'Nuff said.)
-Adamantine Nails
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Being saved by someone not Fernando. *GASP*
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 15
Death Count: 1

Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme, 2 Hyper Potions, 1 Trio Badge, 1 Bolt Badge, 1 Freeze Badge
Abilities: Fireball
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Being saved by a damn bird.
Achievements: 4
Death(?) Count: 2
Kill Count: 13

Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Item: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, Katana, Syringe Gun.
Bonuses:
+1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing
+1 to rolls involving accuracy with guns.
Abilities: [You're too cool for school. Fire has no effect on you, but you'd better learn to ice skate.]Icy Aura[/abbr]
Status: Becoming TOO COO' FOR SCHOO'
Broken Nose (Oh, the pain)
Missing Arm (No right arm usage. Immediate fail if attempted)
Deaths: 3
Kills: 6
Achievements: 2


Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Status: High on Life. And fumes.
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange ELECTRICAL Device, some Surgical tools, Ultra Ball, Stick, Green Book, Gold Knuckledusters
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Deaths: 1
Kills: 10

Name: RaNDM
User: The Same
Inventory: Wallet Fetch Modus(Saw Blade(Set to Eject), Duct Tape, 10 CDs.)
Strife Portfolio: HammerKind: Pogohammer.
Status: Saving peoples' butts.
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
Deaths: 1
Kill Count: 15

Name: Genman
User: Detective
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman, complete with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Bonuses: +2 to Speech!
Status: Boasting about his giant monster playing Patty-Cake.
Inventory: Hickory Cane, Glasses, Grey Cylinder

Name : Dominic Hunter
User: Patrick Hunt
Bonuses: +1 To attacking while unseen, and to fighting with bladed weapons!
Inventory: Pair of jagged fighting blades.
Status: BEING A MEDIOCRE NINJA

Name: Gwuinn
User: GUNINANRUNIN
Bonuses: +2 TO Mechanics! Also, if he has the parts, he can make something without using up his turn!
Inventory: Toolbox, Flamethrower
Status: RESPAWNING

Name: Waffles N. Bacon
User: WafflesandBacon
Bonuses: +1 to Vehicle Use and 'Cool' actions
Inventory: A syringe
Status: Having his SpawnTech fail him.

Name: The Hammer
User: SquatchHammer
Bonuses: 1/20 chance of bleeding effect on hit, 50% chance of +1 to weapons.
Inventory: Regeneration Spandex (Equipped)
Status: DAMN FUTURE TECHNOLOGY

Name:Scruffy
User: Dewboy
Bonuses: +1 to Liquid Use and Improvised Weaponry
Inventory: Broomstick
Status: What

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)

Miles Edgeworth

Name: Dick Gumshoe
Type: Normal/Ground
Moves: Double Shot: Ice Type
Tackle: Normal Type
Body Slam: Fighting Type.
Evidence! : Psychic Type (Can give Edgeworth a knowledge bonus!)
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol x2
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.

Genman
Name: Regigigas
Health: 213/330
Moves:
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Lightning Punch
Giga Impact

RaNDM
Zapdos
Status: ACTIVE. AND OUT.

Articuno
Status: Inactive

Moltres
Status: Inactive

Venusaur
Status: Inactive

Lou Pitts

Samurott
Status: Active

Serperior
Status: Inactive

Reshiram
Status: Inactive

Harold Dragovitch
-???

-Karkat Vantas
Inventory: Holmes Smell Ya Later
Status: Angry as all fuck.