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Yeah, start anew.

6 (50%)

Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'

4 (33.3%)

Nah, let's keep going.

2 (16.7%)

Nah, just kill this.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 12

[RaNDM]

[4 Vs. 4] The ICING attempts by Articuno continue to be foiled by Charles' superior Ice...ness.

Articuno: KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

[2 Vs. 4] Zapdos, definitely taking advantage of its affinity for Electricity, dives at Westly with pinpoint accuracy! Or...it would have been accurate if he hadn't dove to the floor at the last second. Damn gangsters and their superior reaction times...

Missing, Zapdos' beak gets stuck in the pillar behind Westly, and the sight of it trying to free itself is just hilarious, I mean REALLY.

I scratch my head, wondering how an attack with 100% accuracy can miss.

Zapdos: Quit screwin' around! Use Charge Beam!

[6 Vs. 3] Unfazed by the BRUTAL attack, RaNDM himself looks to Lou AGGRESSIVELY whacking May in the face with a broom, and takes his anger out on him, waddling over to the janitor! Using quite a bit of his strength, he hops into the air, and lands a decent roundhouse kick on the handyman's handy...man. Yes, that's a new slang term. Tell your friends.

Either way, Lou topples over in pain. Yep. (IN SO MUCH PAIN - -1 to all rolls next turn)

Niiice.

"I just kicked an old man in the crotch," I mutter under my breath. "Why does this make me feel like shit..."

I watch the old man writhe on the cold tile floor, clutching his rocks as if that would stop the pain. Red pools around my feet, and I only begin to notice the blood flowing from the holes in my chest and legs.

"No, that's the blood loss talking."

RaN: Politely ask the girl for a Hyper Potion. Those work on humans, right?

"W-what girl?"

The girl. The one standing next to you.

I turn my head and look at her. She's lost in a blur.

"Hey... Uh... I'm kind of dying."

[GraveHaunter92]

Attempt to afix various blades to war gauntlets

Go arrest Fernando for breaking and entering(Aggressively)

Reassure Mr. Edgeworth that I am a law abiding luchador by aggressively showing him my green card

[ReDeadEr]

"GRHGFNNgh..._hrrrgh"

...jeez, that had to hurt.

Attempt to flail Glaive-Guisarme in RaNDM's general direction.

[freeformschooler]

...what

is this and why have I not read it before

[RaNDM]

This is an asylum for the reasonably suspicious and creative impaired.

We have been expecting you.

[freeformschooler]

sorry I don't think I'm creative impaired or suspicious enough

is gud game tho, pls keep updating gsf

[Greenstarfanatic]

WOO, A THUMBS UP FROM FFS. THAT IS THE MARK OF A TRUE GAME. WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED.

[detective1412]

Genman: Bungee-jumping.

Regigigas: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Geddit? Kraken? Liam Neeson? Zeus? No?

Okay... IM A FIRIN MA LAZOOORRRR!!1!!11!

[TCM]

Shoot RaNDM.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Genman: Bungee-jumping.

...Sir, you're still on the ground.

[Fireiy]

Genman: Bungee-jumping.

...Sir, you're still on the ground.

He's clearly bungee jumping into hell.

[detective1412]

Genman: Bungee-jumping.

...Sir, you're still on the ground.

Well,uh...
Genman: To the bungee-jumping station!
*cheesy music starts playing*

[Greenstarfanatic]

...You mean the one up in the rafters?

With no ladder up to it yet?

Good luck.

[TCM]

You know what else is aggressive?

The Pizza.

[Greenstarfanatic]

THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE.